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Evil Mulch Dealer

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Hi! 32, ace, autistic. I am movies man: John Movie Formerly C4b4l on the other site

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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 8h
if a movie inspires a delighted "yo, that shit was fucked UP!" when it first comes out, it will continue to inspire that reaction forever
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 8h
super messy ms. halo scribble
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @shinywark.bsky.social · 12h
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 8h
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Hausu M.D. 🎥👺📼🍉🖤 @suspiraserhead.bsky.social · 11h
They got us.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 11h
*Spielberg in the alternate universe where the Criterion Closet is the complete N64 library, holding up a copy of Army Men: Sarge’s Heroes* You know, Sarge was my main inspiration for Saving Private Ryan. (Pause) the stories he tells, you never truly realize the scope of what happened over in Europe
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 6h
Like so many billions of other humans, I hate this man. Absolutely hate him. Even more so, I hate his political party, which looked the other way when it wasn't accepting money and favors from him They could've ended him eight or nine years ago, but chose not to
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 18h
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17h
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah I wanted to have a SEGA splash screen with a colonial marine walking in front of the logo. He convulses and spits blood and falls over. A chest burster pops out and the camera zooms in super close as it screams “SEGA!”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!
MST3K: STING OF DEATH art showing the jellyfish monster menacing two 1960s dancers.  Classic MST3K silhouette guys watch!  (Art by the great Nina Matsumoto)
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun Fact

Can change sex when grow up!
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 17h
Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
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maud @peloriemate.net · 16h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 20h
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
an edit of the "that one friend that's too woke" meme. the text now says "that one friend that's a spheal" and there is a picture of pokemon rumble spheal
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 18h
For me it always comes back to this Yes Kaiba has a whole character arc, but his origin is rooted in toxic gamer culture
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Nico @nicoofthewind.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is it that obvious? ×_×
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 20h
In a Game in like 2005 I saw a copy of Resident Evil 4 with a Luminoth from prime 2 on the back for some reason. Like some kind of misprint or weird fake boxart. Can anyone explain
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 19h
No matter how much you try to couch your transphobia in "I just want what's best for you," you won't stop me wanting what's breast for me.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22h
Did they like it? Realize it was garbage but try to play it off? Abject horror? It was a chance to be the fly on the wall.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22h
My boss held a listening party for Tay Tay's last album and while I'm grateful i didn't have to work until 2 in the morning in a room full of drunk Swifties...the horrible reviews it got, even from fans, made me curious what their reaction was.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 22h
They're playing some Taylor Swift at this brunch I'm helping host and the song is called "cancelled" and features the myric "did you girlboss too close to the sun." Yeah, that's exactly the kind of terrible that would inspire an insane fanbase.
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 22h
32 years ago today, we held the launch party for DOOM II at the Limelight in NYC, a former church. Happy birthday to DOOM II, but also, happy birthday to the Super Shotgun, the be-all and end-all of many a monster.
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 22h
Publishers, we can only review the games you give to us before launch day. You cannot reasonably expect us to foresee and review your v.1.8 that comes out nine months later. For the number of times we’re accused of being on the take, this POV is wild. Not uncommon, though!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 21h
nonbinary hank hill voice: i sell pronouns and pronoun accessories
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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xX_Doctor_Cucumber_Xx @possumdementhe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A couple weeks ago I found myself fired for reporting LGBTQIA+ phobic slurs and getting assaulted at work. I have had no real medical attention, but my teeth are damaged and I have lost full time wages and over 20% to my hourly rate. I need help fighting this for me and others! #transcrowdfund
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Donate to Help Alex Recover After an Injury and Discrimination, organized by Alex Smith
Hi, I'm Alex. You might know me from my work in the community helpin… Alex Smith needs your support for Help Alex Recover After an Injury and Discrimination
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Evil Mulch Dealer @mulchdealer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I generally rate movies pretty highly lol #LastFourWatched
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You'd think after ten years of doing this professionally I'd learn to resist the urge to seek out hate comments and bum myself out.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world'
Andrew Curran: Axios is reporting that the top labs are wargaming scenarios for the aftermath of a catastrophic event in the next 6 - 12 months, that some executives now see as being inevitable.

Axios: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAl and other Al companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event.
Why it matters: These officials anticipate a large-scale event, most likely a cyberattack, that shuts down access to financial services, internet connectivity, or even power and water.

Edouard Harris: This is our view as well. Relatedly, average people will want to increase their level of personal resilience and preparedness as their resources allow. We will be publishing about this soon.

Nick Farina: Best ways to be prepared? Generators, water, books and DVDs?

Edouard Harris: Power, water, food, sanitation for most part. Parts of this depend on your geo latitude - solar vs propane for eg.

But also: set aside a computer that is not (and ideally has never been) connected to the internet. Buy faraday pouches and tape. Print out essential docs on paper.
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noodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LMAO
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 08/10/2026
first of all, biddy blas is the best around, so scrib doooon.
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 09/10/2026
all the girlies are talking about biddy blas, it's biddy blas season 24/7 around here
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Lili Rouxxx 🦇⚰️ @lilirouxxx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back: I am altering the deal Darth Vader in the kitchen: I am altering the meal Darth Vader in the auto shop: I am altering the wheel Darth Vader trying anti depressants: I am altering the feel Darth Vader in the marine genetics lab: I am altering the seal
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
REFERRING TO DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON, OR DUNGEON MESHI : “They shpuld call it ‘the crunchy dungeon’.” Ryoko Kui: “sure”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One or more human beings are responsible for the code they wrote, and those are the people who should be held accountable. These programs are not acting “on their own”
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wild to be living in a world with live-streamed state executions and legal daylight kidnappings, but every time you turn around some loser is saying, hey man, what if art were completely frictionless? what if we killed even the possibility of human connection??
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
many of you
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idea: come up with your own thing that's like JAWS and do that instead.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seriously, this is how we got stuff like NOPE, TREMORS, ALLIGATOR and PIRANHA.
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These weirdos can’t envision wanting something that isn’t precisely tailored to them / innately flattering. They can’t envision non-solipsism.
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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