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Mad Crayon

@mtnsnark.bsky.social
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Profile image: picture taken from the back of my kids’ copy of “The Day the Crayons Quit” By Drew Daywalt. The crayons are my spirit animal after the last election.

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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 1h
(waves at everything) shit will be if we continue to elect these idiots and ignore the effect we’re having on the planet. And, everything you have been warning people about is here at the same time. All I have is an electronic hug for you and an understanding ear to scream into the void.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 1h
I’m sorry this is happening to your home, places you love, and you. It hurts and you deserve better than mansplaining. You deserve better than our government with leadership that is going to make it all the more painful. It is extra hurtful when you have been letting everyone know how bad
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 14h
Susan said he did. So
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 14h
Damn it Lucy! Just hold the ball so I can kick it once. Okay Charlie. Once for you. Arrrggggb mmmmffff thud
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well Trump is that special case where he adds a qualifier to the genius. I’m a stable genius. And that’s stratospheric assholery!
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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
All diarrhoea is transmittable diarrhoea if you're too close.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Things I didn’t need to read today for $400, Alex!
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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 08/10/2026
if you wire $100k into my AMEX account, I can probably get you in to see Coyote vs. Acme. (It's a movie, how much could a ticket cost, $10?)
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Bill Buster @busterbnyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please tell RFK Jr, Hegseth, Hannity, Shapiro, Yarvin, Carlson.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hell yeah! Congrats to both of you.
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🍁 Bryan Heit, PhD 🍁 @bryanheit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just found out that my first PhD student landed his first faculty position!
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Kermit Kermitthefrog
ALT: Kermit Kermitthefrog
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right! And, I have no idea why people believe or are impressed by this. It reminds me of graduate school when colleagues would finish their doctorate and they would demand you call them doctor now. Jerry, please touch grass and think this through.
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Marco (a murder clown) @marquells.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, just subscribing to the idea of hierarchy like that is loser behavior.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This^
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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 08/10/2026
I think I’m ready to admit being on bsky feels like I’m compromising some of my boundaries. Not that I want it to go away. Just that it’s not the warm comfort it was. Also, I knew this would come. Still sad to see it.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
True but most of the people to avoid day to day use alpha. I rarely run into people that call themselves intellectual. That takes next level assholery and warrants expulsion from civilized society. Like all the people destroying the world right now.
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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have to fight this back.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Must have gotten a bad blood boy.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And Robert Maxwell Two parts /
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Bondi part two
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And now Pam Bondi. Also in two parts/
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Part two /
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
And now Peter Thiel Also in multiple parts. /
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Someone made a 4 minute song about why you should hate Curtis Yarvin. I had to post it in two parts. /
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Part two
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let them keep alpha. If someone says they’re alpha, I know to stay far away from that person. It’s a glaringly bright neon sign saying “I suck as a person and will not treat anyone kindly or with the baseline respect we grace upon all until they prove otherwise!”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 07/10/2026
Concerning!!! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
EU drops sponsorship of disinformation conference at Trump officials’ request
Lithuania and Canada were also pressured to withdraw, and days before #Disinfo2026, logos were wiped off website
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My youngest wanted me to read that book to her the day after the last USA presidential election. Those crayons became my spirit animal that night.
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MyCupOfTeaLCSW @mycupoftealcsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sooooo tired of people acting like politics is this thing that is external to us that we can, somehow, opt out of. Literally everything is political and politics is an extension of who we are as well as the mechanism through which we create society based on who we are and what we value.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I’m gonna follow you. I will only understand 1 of the languages you speak but you seem pretty cool. I was saddened by Bowie’s passing. Always been a fan. I was not as close as you and understand how hard it is to lose someone important to your life. Big 🫂.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Enjoy. Life shouldn’t be this hard on people. I hope it opens up a new level of enjoyment in everything. Sleep is so important.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And so it shall be!
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If someone needs my social security number, they have to convince me that there is no alternative method and if I want to continue whatever I’m trying to accomplish then I have to give it up. But, not over the phone publicly.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish I could find someone who I trusted enough to completely open up to for this.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had jaw surgery to expand my upper airway and the difference in how I felt after sleeping was amazing. Once I recovered from the surgery, of course. Still, I do neti pots at least twice daily. That’s also a life changer.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The lowered stress will be amazing. I hope you enjoy doing art again.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s great! It sounds like you put in a lot of hard work to achieve this, and you should be proud of all you accomplished. Have fun being more active now that your stamina is up.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The gop pretty much celebrated it then. I’m old enough to remember how they used that moment to create a gestapo state with no purpose other than making everyone’s life worse.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@faineg.com, this seems like something you’d like.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People are skeeting about it already. Take this as a sign!
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah of course, the book is basically that, but for all manner of modern day grifts. Can't give it away yet though, or my publishers will do me over (metaphorically)
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Start an mlm and book series called “Scammer Father and Scammed Dad”
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Niko Lucien @nikolbh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, this is nothing new. Pretending he was a superstar already was the only reason David Bowie became big in the US, according to several biographies.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice. When he died and the album came out out I looked at at my wife and said he actually carried it through the end, masterful! His commitment to the bit was top tier! “I’m dying but the performance goes on!” Is there a binary of bravo/brava?
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bowie always considered himself a performance artist and music paid the bills. If you know that, his last album was his death performance. Bowie had serious layers. Like an onion, but not the ones that are mold between the layers.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Underrated comment, this!
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My big brother taught me that.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
our parrot has decided he loves campbells tomato soup. since he can only drink like, a shotglass full of it, we always have a bowl (minus one shot) of tomato soup leftover. because of this i have perfected my grilled cheese procedure:
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