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Mad Crayon

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Profile image: picture taken from the back of my kids’ copy of “The Day the Crayons Quit” By Drew Daywalt. The crayons are my spirit animal after the last election.

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Psaki's Apprentice @sleepycongressman.bsky.social · 18h
Every GOP is to blame for the shit hole America is in right now, Every one, without exception
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enervate.bsky.social @enervate.bsky.social · 15h
Mountain Deuterium
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Joey @yneetriht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are these actual people? Am I finally out of touch?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@deadder.bsky.social 😢😢😢
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Kate @kate7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You might appreciate the 1976 article "Artificial Intelligence Meets Natural Stupidity;" it questions whether natural language querying (not available then) was the even the means of information retrieval they should be searching for, or if they should just figure out how to code in librarians. :)
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Nikolai🌙 @vantastel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A man who has pissed all over the rights of others his entire life, all whilst helping himself generously to all the said things he denied to the people. "Rules for thee, not for me." In that vegetative state he's now in: I wish that selfish, rotten, formaldehyde-powered cadaver Hell forever.
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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If anyone deserves it, it’s him. I cannot feel sorry for the man that killed democracy.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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dogemperor (PLAY NEO:TWEWY, ZEPTOGRAMS) @dogemperor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like it's time for me to dig up that thread on just what an impressively racist (yes, even for the 1800s through 1940s) KKK-sympathizing prat the defacer of the Six Grandfathers and Stone Mountain was: skywriter.blue/@dogemperor.... If anything, we should be giving the land back to the Lakota
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A gentle reminder that "Mount Rushmore" was carved by a KKK-associated white supremacist as a deliberate defacement of a sacred Lakota site, much as the same chud defaced Stone Mountain in Georgia to ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bootlicking will not save you.
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The Harsh Truth @theharshtruth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Even his STROKES are too incompetent to get the fucking job done right.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a legend!
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A federal judge says Todd Blanche isn't sufficiently following the court's orders in a case concerning the Epstein files and gave Blanche a deadline to comply or face the possibility of contempt charges. The order stems from the lawsuit brought by Katie Phang.
washingtonsun.com
Judge Warns Blanche of Possible Contempt Charges Over Epstein Files
The Justice Department hasn’t sufficiently followed a court order to produce documents, the federal judge said.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/09/2026
I mean, yes, obviously, no shit
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
orlandosentinel.com
Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another late night. More from Democracy Docket tomorrow. Subscribe now to support and stay informed. demdock.com/4w6emld
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The Re·Sist·Ance @heygoogleitsme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OH NO! I’m out of honey for my tea. Anyway, poor itty bitty rapist is sad. Ask for extra porridge, maybe. Put up a few posters of kitties holding on with “hang in there!” across the top. You know, cheer yourself up. Because we didn’t do this to you and if we did you definitely deserve it!
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS lawsuit seeking to compel Vermont to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database. Another victory for Elias Law Group and our clients. DOJ is now 0-24. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/vermon...
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🚨 United States of America v. Hanzas
Learn more here.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every year it gets a little more difficult to recover from the wet-bulb beasts we currently still call "heat waves" like they're normal
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
Full firmware dump ddosecrets.org/article/floc...
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Flock ALPR camera - Distributed Denial of Secrets
Filesystem images of the partitions on an in-use Flock ALPR camera, including custom Android APK files installed on the device, as well as its recorded media. The data reveals how the devices track bo...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/09/2026
literal lol
FLOCK camera's API key is indexed and searchable by google
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here is what Democracy Docket is tracking today: Total Active Cases: 204 Active Voting Rights Cases: 164 Active Redistricting Cases:  40 Active Anti-Voting Cases: 84 Active Pro-Voting Cases: 79 Active DOJ Lawsuits: 31 www.democracydocket.com
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Democracy Docket
Democracy Docket is the leading digital news platform dedicated to information, analysis and opinion about voting rights and elections in the courts.
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Anymouse @anymouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The 80s? They've been pushing this since the Great Depression.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has science gone too far?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Full interview and more from MeidasTouch here: youtu.be/ouv6MeVG810
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🚨Kaepernick FINALLY GOES PUBLIC…
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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VeronicaAG @veronicatess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you for having him on, he is a hero in the midst of a lot of celebrities that apparently don't want to speak out and are okay with with the big money establishment shushing other people's voices
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GC Rust @gcrust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"We should stop killing non-combatants and destroying the infrastructure they need to survive." Should not be a 'political' stance.
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ReMona Lisa - News Reader - @thebookwormturns.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Things would be a lot different if he was a brown kid and not a ginger one.
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
His whole damn band quit. All his openers. AND. HIS. ENTIRE. BAND. lol. lmao. lmfao.
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
How to be a complete piece of shit and pinpoint torpedo your career in ONE DAY (1) for fun and profit!
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen all day and good because nuts to that guy
rollingstone.com
All of Ed Sheeran's Openers Abandon Tour After Macklemore Debacle
Finneas, Lukas Graham, and more have dropped off shows with Ed Sheeran after Macklemore was pressured off the tour after saying, 'Free Palestine.'
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was the kind of kid the Crash Test Dummies wrote songs about
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bkgemmy.bsky.social @bkgemmy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes we know they lie their base doesn’t care they don’t care they have plans way beyond this talking shit. And it’s gonna be bad.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
Combatants are hunting civilians from the sky with small drones more than ever before - and the international community isn’t doing enough to stop it. My latest on the ways we can protect civilians from drones, written with Nathaniel Raymond of @hrl-yalesph.bsky.social :
foreignpolicy.com
The Laws of War Must Change for the Drone Age
Hunting civilians from the sky is growing disturbingly common.
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just when I think I cannot hear or see something even more ridiculous from the current USA administration…. I give you the head of the FBI 🤦‍♂️
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During his hearing with Senate judiciary lawmakers, both parties have questioned FBI director Kash Patel about his department lowering hiring standards for applicants with certain background histories. This includes those who have had sexual encounters with sex workers, theft from an employer or engaging in acts of bestiality.
On the last act, Patel claimed this only includes people who were "trafficked" into having sex with an animal. Republican senator John Kennedy however, sought further clarity.
"If Joe participated in beastiality, not as the animal but as the human, don't you think he ought to be disqualified?" he asked the FBI director, while asking how it was possible to
"involuntarily" commit bestiality.
"In a lot of these cases, when human traffickers, who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, they don't just traffic you for prostitution; they traffic you for degrading acts of all kind, and they force you into that type of conduct.
And some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers, who qualified to be law enforcement officers and later applied to the FBI," Patel insisted.

(Trump blasts decision that blocks mail-in voting executive orders: ‘This court has really let our country down’ – live https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/sep/15/supreme-court-mail-ballot-restrictions-midterm-elections-trump-ai-politics-latest-news-updates?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6aa952908f08e3adcc04adcb#block-6aa952908f08e3adcc04adcb)
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Drawn Goodness Gob @hudnall56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unfortunately for you I have already drawn you as the pathetic d’ork and me as the majestic hellyfish
D’ork: Hybrid animal with the head and legs pf a stork and the body and tail of a dolphinHellyfish: hybrid animal with a horse body and a jellyfish or a head
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The anthropic whistleblower is like "no other activity has the potential to create human extinction." Well, speaking as someone who works for a climate think tank, I can think of one
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every oil company board meeting
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Is you taking notes? 😂 (The Wire) #stringerbell #thewire #youtubeshorts
Stringer Bell Greatest Hits Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/play...
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David Duffield @duffster84.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes, thought the exact same thing bsky.app/profile/duff...
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Rick R. Reed @rickrreed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with colitis goes by...
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Gordon McAlpin @gmcalpin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i just got scolded for the grave sin of insinuating that Elizabeth Holmes may not be human. Elizabeth. Holmes. i’m torn between their actual problem being that I made them feel stupid for not understanding what the uncanny. valley is and they’re doubling down & them just actually being that deluded
static.klipy.com
Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes: Best Joke Ever
ALT: Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes: Best Joke Ever
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Gordon McAlpin @gmcalpin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i am aware THIS is actually Elizabeth Holmes. nobody’s face has ever looked more sane!
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Elizabeth Holmes Stare
ALT: Elizabeth Holmes Stare
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Mad Crayon @mtnsnark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Having kids is reliving the ending of summer from your childhood, but having to hide your disapproval.
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Peter Principle @peterprinciple.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The cruelty isn't just the point; it's the ONLY point.
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