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Amy @ohamy.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

My closed-captioning is stuck and I’m crying 🤣

Screencap of the Shohei Ohtani New Balance commercial and it appears that he is laughing maniacally while saying “I have a gun!”

Spencer Steer holding both hands up and saying “I have a gun!”

Stuart Fairchild whispering to 1B coach Colin Cowgill, “I have a gun!”

Amed Rosario dancing and saying “I have a gun!”

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Having a 50-star flag onstage in a court scene of a play set in 1936. The field of stars on a 48-state flag is a 6×8 square, and the modern one alternates rows of 5 and 6. What? It's really obvious when you notice it, OK.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That looks neat. Library request now pending.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm so happy that there is a second person out there who knows and likes this movie.

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Important breaking news update

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like Pilate's line from Jesus Christ Superstar: "you Jews produce messiahs by the sackful."

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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every time someone links to this film, I have to repost it. It's one of the most significant bits of British 20th century art. Everything about it is incredible. Groundbreaking music production by Daphne Oram. Amazing camera work by Wolfgang Suschitzky (who later filmed Get Carter).-

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

'Cause I want to go home and then I want to go play.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It certainly helps an awful lot of things from my childhood on make a lot more sense in context.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

<tearfully> "Where's the beef?"

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Frasier and Niles with a spider farm, which may also be a radical improvement to "Frasier".

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am hearing this rapped by the Beastie Boys.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026

How many times do we have to teach y’all this fucking lesson? If I was head of accessibility at BlueSky, everyone would get a pop-up notification about not having alt text as a default feature and you wouldn’t be able to turn it off.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Before I never really understood how that could have been possible. Now I do.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't know how you can screw up being hanged, but he'll do it somehow. His head will pop off and land in someone's lap or he'll wind up upside down or something.

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.

Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026

The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:

Erin Redwing
@realizingerin
I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse

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Leo Fox @leoofox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

new serialized comic ! it is called ART MURDER and this is the first installment

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*Every* season ends with some kind of "it was a dream" ending.

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Theo Suren @vesperifer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

(reposting with alt text) Important information for artists & commissioners who use paypal

drowzistatic: IMPORTANT PAYPAL PSA FOR ARTISTS & CLIENTS Hey, please read this because a LOT of people don't know until it's already too late. PayPal actively scans payment notes, and accounts are getting flagged, limited, or permanently banned over certain keywords. When that happens, they can freeze your money for 180+ days. For clients / commissioners: DO NOT put these in the payment note: "Commission" "NSFW" PAYPAL IS STRICTLY AGAINTS ANY SORT NSFW CONTENT AS IT VIOLATES THEIR TOS.
"Tip" or "Donation" (if you're paying for a service) AS MUCH AS US ARTIST APPRECIATES OUR CLIENTS SUPPORT, PLEASE NEVER SPECIFY A TIP.
PayPal uses bots / Al that look for these words (especially anything tied to adult content) to enforce their AUP. (Acceptable use policy)
For artists: • ALWAYS use vague, SFW descriptions "Digital Illustration" "Artwork Services" "Creative Services"

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Mitch McConnell's brain has finished being shrunken down and inserted into a flying metal orb, he's happy, he's thriving, he's chasing a man through a mausoleum at dusk with his blades fully extended and drill bit spinning, he's now living his best life thanks to the Tall Man

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And like a fool, I didn't listen.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's been a Carl Hiaasen TV show since March and this is how I find out.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel so dirty hoping for a president Vance, but...

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My half-assed theory is that for two generations we were promised that history would end in an apocalyptic battle with the forces of evil. It never happened and we just can't reckon with that fact.

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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If a burger wore jeans would it wear them like this or like this?

cartoon burger wearing jeans for a bottom bun

cartoon burger wearing jeans and belts for both buns.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You ever read an article that made you very hungry for mustard?

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I found this 5 months later by searching to see if anybody had said anything about Ave Nox, so that puts me as a big fat yes, if it's not too late.

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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Saw a site yesterday that curated old Geocities webpages, and it was like briefly glimpsing an alternate, better dimension.

a deeply crappy and wonderful site dedicated to richard m. nixon, "the greatest president," light-blue rectangular buttons on the left, and a repeating image of a smiling nixon as the background. the text on the page is black and difficult to read because it's not contrasted / outline / dropshadowed, or otherwise separated from the wallpaper

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That is absolutely amazing—a thing of great and terrible beauty

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Everyone stop, this is important

A black and white drawing of three dachshunds arranged vertically, each holding a different optical illusion object in its mouth, and the dogs themselves drawn as if a single line optical illusion. The top dog holds a Penrose triangle, the middle dog holds a Necker cube, and the bottom dog holds a Penrose trident. The dogs’ bodies are elongated in an exaggerated cartoon style. The artwork is signed “@IndieTheIntrovert” in the bottom right corner.

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Natalie Metzger @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This one’s been on my mind after listening to the dorky Steller’s jays in my backyard try to do the red-tailed hawk call… A LOT. They’ve been cracking me up and I can only imagine what the neighbor hawks are thinking. 🪶 #TerribleComicTuesday

sketchy comic, Panel 1: jay open mouth “SQUEEAA!”, Panel 2: second jay “lol what even was that? It’s more like… KREEEARR!”, Panel 3: both jays, first one “AHHAHAHA! That’s so bad! I got it… SKEEARREE!”, Panel 4: hawk in foreground looking down on a forest, the two jays are dots in the trees in the background, laughing and attempting the call more, hawk says “wtf.”

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Archie Bunker with a generous dollop of Rodney Dangerfield's character from "Caddyshack."

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He's a larger than life cartoon character. Sure he's a monstrously corrupt, senile rapist, but he's also a grandiose, eminently watchable figure who promises future greatness and "triggering the libs," plus he hates all the right colors of people.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Same—every single time I have read that piece in the last quarter century.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I bear that man nothing but ill will for making me think about that awful person again.

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Mr. Zeke @mrzeke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m convinced that a huge cause of the derangement & dysfunction of our current age is a lot of elites, including Donald Trump, getting prompted by the pandemic to confront their own mortality for the first time ever, and freaking the fuck out.

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