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Zequio @zequio.com · 25/09/2026
El Problema del Alquiler
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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mirando unhas cousiñas @mira1cousinha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Día grande para a provincia entre o de Ana de Bande atufando o Congreso e isto 👏
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Javi Sánchez @quimicefa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Virgen santísima lo del jefe de servicio del Ramón y Cajal
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Fleibur @drfleibur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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✨Mizuki-mi ✨ GRÁFICA ABERTA! @mizuki-miart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
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💀Skelethan💀 | COMMS CLOSED @ebdrawsstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why does this actually go so hard LMFAO
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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• 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 • @bloodrayne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
me gusta mucho que ya empieza brotado desde el minuto 1. es sublime absolutamente todo, pero me encanta como al final se mete con el aspecto de David Lynch porque ya no le quedan argumentos. MARAVILLOSO.
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 24/08/2026
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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Hache @hachector.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Una vez más:
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Media Literacy In 2025
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy on a cinema screen says: I am the protagonist 

Panel 2: Blue Guy sitting in the audience, pumping fist, yells: YES

Panel 3: Pink Guy: But I’m not necessarily “The Good Guy”

Panel 4: Blue Guy choking on popcorn: WHUUUUUU
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah i'm a gamer
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
Malm whale in Sweden
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Xabibenputa @xabibenputa.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“-Y el ecologista que no te dejó limpiar el monte… ¿está aquí en esta habitación con nosotros ahora mismo?”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a human backpacker kneels before a family of orangutans. They are exchanging a gentle handshake of sorts so that the human may supplicate himself to the chief orangutan. Journal entry text reads: “Week 4: I am accepted into the tribe.” Panel 2: journal entry: “Week 5: I introduce the tribe to 2012-13 Lebron highlights.” The human is holding his phone horizontally, displaying a YouTube compilation of LeBron James highlights from his legendary season with the Miami Heat. The orangutans are gathered closely around the phone, watching excitedly.
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Capitán Swing @capitanswing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
¿Aún no has visto este inquietante vídeo sobre la producción de realidad y hegemonía a base de creaciones de IA y bulos?
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026
Weeeeeeeeeee
A bad drawing of Pau Cubarsi rentering the earth's atmosphere after being punted to Neptune by Enzo Fernandez
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El Mantecas @kikegdelariva.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Demencial titular
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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Piur 🍉 @lapiur.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Porque no quieren debate: quieren montar un ring. Lo del tipo de LaSexta es insufrible. Lo de Cintora es insufrible. Es basurita en vena. No necesito a gente gritando y acosando para defender mi punto de vista. Esa gente no es mi gente.
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Numeritos 🍕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @08181.es · 09/07/2026
Creo que alguien debería revisar el término "conmovedor"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Edu Barcelona @edubarcelona.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vosotros sois muy jóvenes, pero en las décadas de los años 50 a los 80, se lanzaron al mar unos 220.000 BIDONES DE RESIDUOS NUCLEARES, mientras afirmaban que era totalmente inocuo. Obviamente no lo era, y las consecuencias serán tremendas. Greenpeace tuvo un papel crucial en su prohibición.
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Wilhelm @aburrido354.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
NEW: Workers across industries say that AI-obsessed bosses are creating deeply toxic and chaotic work environments, with some staffers sharing that they feel as though their manager or employer isn't living in reality anymore due to endless AI validation. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Bosses Are Becoming Obsessed With AI, Using It to Make Every Decision, Barraging Their Employees With Nonsensical ChatGPT Directives, and Even Asking It Who to Fire
AI-obsessed executives and managers are creating a distinct new type of toxic work environment for the slop era, workers told us.
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Marca Scroll @marcascroll.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/06/2026
apparently the bassist for the Oregon Symphony wore a shark costume for their performance of the Jaws score, you love to see it www.reddit.com/r/Portland/c...
photo of a symphony orchestra in concert, only the double bass player is in an inflatable shark costume
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Marca Scroll @marcascroll.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/06/2026
it's the same picture dot jpg
vintage x ray specs ad from the back of a comic Snapchat smart glasses
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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MrTopez @mrtopez.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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DeadGamerUK @dadgamer.uk · 24/05/2026
Jesus Christ
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a snail climbs up onto a frisbee laying in the grass. The snail says, “what a strange flower…” Panel 2: the frisbee is lifted off the ground by a person standing outside of the frame. The snail, still perched on the edge of the frisbee, remarks, “eh?” Panel 3: the snails eye stalks are blown backwards as it is suddenly thrusted forward. From the snail’s perspective, it looks like stars stretching radially from the center, as if traveling at warp speed.
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Julián Macías @julianmacias.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Julio Ariza, mano derecha de Abascal, confiesa que sus medios fueron financiados por Plus Ultra, también que financiaron a El Mundo, COPE, Onda Cero y el ABC y de regalo le recuerda a Jiménez Losantos que el PP le financió con más de 300.000 euros de la Caja B.
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Trobriand @trovador.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
La existencia de Àngels Barceló implica necesaria e ineluctablemente la existencia de Dimonis Brugal.
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Marca Scroll @marcascroll.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Bloguionistas @bloguionistas.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
En la misma rueda de prensa de Cannes donde Demi Moore soltó sus imbecilidades sobre la IA, Paul Laverty dijo cosas muy sensatas. Como sólo es un guionista que ha ganado en Cannes, Donosti y los BAFTA y tiene 3 nominaciones al Goya, la prensa española no le ha hecho ni caso. Ahí va subtitulado:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in his kitchen is blinded by an otherworldly light beaming through an open window. The refrigerator door is swung open and a tupperware container of food is drifting out towards the light in the window. The guy shouts, “NO!!” Panel 2: the guy is viewed from above, sprinting through a field bathed in an eerie light. He’s chasing the Tupperware of lasagna which soars farther away overhead. He shouts, “No, you bastards!!” Panel 3: two grey aliens are in an office break room. One making tea asks his seated coworker, “what’s for lunch?” With a mouthful of food, the other replies, “leftover lasagna.” The first one says, “looks good.”
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Pablo Ríos @elpablodibuja.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
la intensidad del real madrid
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 10/05/2026
"Similar patterns occurred in the lead-up to US military operations in both Venezuela and Iran."
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