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“Comedy man”

@mrsnacktime.bsky.social
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I’m getting too old for this shhhh sound that comes out of this pipe

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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Microsoft: we’re now using AI to write over half of our code! Everyone: yeah we can tell
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I think my new plan is to outlive everyone. Once the competition is gone I can finally distinguish myself
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I thought you were a Honda civic girl
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*lying to my Mexican gf*: in America it’s actually the day of some head
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
*first of all, wear a shirt 🥵
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have a hangnail on my pinky toe that cannot be cut and it is also catching on everything. Consider this the note
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
With all the Pokémon hype I’m going to finish this nuzlocke I petered out on a while back. Pretty sure only the pidgeotto is an HM slave for fly and the rest are useable. Thru cinnabar on island 3, lets go
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Heady Lamar
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Monetizing the situation
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ban private cars in cities. Expand citi bike to include high speed tandem go-karts
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sitting my mom down and calmly explaining to her that the reels she sends me are gay
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pancake dinner PANCAKE DINNER
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phylan @phylan.website · 28/02/2026
they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Tortas are significantly better than po boys but still pretty bottom tier by sandwich standards
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Both po boys and tortas are heavily overrated sandwiches
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
More like god is meeting me
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kids these days don’t even know about the naked man in the camel logo
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You’d think with the time travel thing they’d’ve figured that out
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There’s a doctor who episode about this
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The arguments against what he said are so bogged down in efficiency, and I can’t fathom why. The point of AI in the best possible light is to assist humans and human society. It can’t ever be compared to humans because a human beings value is not measured by their efficiency. It’s insane
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I wouldn’t be super surprised if he could do it. He’s definitely been working out for years and years, and is the personality type to do bench press on leg day. Also 100% supplements test.
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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boo!po @papagarbage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
and now, back to DEATH TO AMERICA
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Jack Hughes :
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
USA hockey rn
Survivors bias
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If I was president I would arrest every single person that treats Joe Rogan like he’s smart
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I mean. Yeah. Have you ever been to court? Every court in the country is a nonstop clown show
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Pretty hot !
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/02/2026
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Real ones remember disco biscuits nye 2013. Dropping logs on the dance floor is a nyc nye tradition
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sorry to be ableist against deaf people but I fuck heavy with music
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Old men with their cantaloupe sized prostates are easy to piss mogg. Strut to the urinal next to them and go full blast while they’re dribbling like a leaky faucet
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Reece’s are over a dollar a cup in nyc if we’re not rioting over this I don’t know what it’s going to take
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A little close for comfort imo
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I’m doing an experiment ok
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Gavin newsom was out in the streets turning out homeless people and taking everything they have. With his own two hands. This guy is never getting my vote ever
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hitting a pr at the gym to a song I shazammed from a porno
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The fart is coming from inside the ass
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What were they doing to the Pokémon
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
YouTube shorts? What are we even talking about anymore. Instagram pants. See. I can do it too. Facebook jacket
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Personally if I wanted to crash the economy I would drop the interest rates and do everything I could to reduce international faith in the dollar
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My name on is shiiiiiiidddddd cock
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The us should adopt the Japanese shutter sound law. Sneaky pictures and videos are out of control
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
People call me autistic all the time but I think they’ve just forgotten that neurotypical people can be rude
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Incredible guitar guys post @murderxbryan.bsky.social
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pink boner club
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I do not support the troops I have never supported the troops I will never support the troops
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What worked
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/02/2026
They will contrive any argument, die on any hill, as long as it means they can keep doing, or not doing, something someone is asking them to do. If they’re on the right, they’ll say it’s about liberty or freedom or protecting children. If they’re on the left, they’ll say it’s ableism or classism.
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“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s almost always either an ego problem or an identity problem. Either coming to terms with reality that it doesn’t matter if you’re good or not, or realizing that as much as you like the idea of doing x art, maybe you don’t actually like doing it just like fantasizing about it. Either is fine
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