Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 18hThe staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified.static.klipy.comFlight Of The Conchords Happy EatingALT: Flight Of The Conchords Happy Eating 051
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 19hthe o’s in “look” are an example 2155
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🚨BREAKING: In a win for voters, the Kansas Court of Appeals Friday denied Secretary of State Scott Schwab’s (R) latest request to revive a GOP-backed law that would throw out mail-in ballots received after Election Day, even if they were cast on time. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comGOP bid to scrap Kansas mail ballot grace period fails againThe ruling means Kansas election officials must continue counting ballots postmarked by Election Day and received within the following three days, including in the upcoming November elections. 16993642823
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Woman Just Needs To Break Irresponsible Financial Habit Of Going Bankrupt, Living On Street theonion.com/woman-just-needs-to-br… 10104281
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It doesn't get any cuter! #Caturday 735916599
Reposted by Mr. Smartypantzeek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve gotten in the habit of saying “goddamnit donut” instead of just “goddamnit” this week 8682
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22hICE just kidnapped a woman at LAX airport Saturday Oct 3, 12:50AM. A community member was able to record when several ICE goons who refused to identify themselves grabbed the woman, put her into a van and then drove off. 132975914702
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You choose to live. You choose to make your life all you want it to be 1172851473
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Absolutely…. #BookSky 3436759
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Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026True or false? #BookSky 2023562
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzLeft Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 403198996109
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identifiedstatic.klipy.comBaby Groot Pushing the ButtonALT: Baby Groot Pushing the Button 000
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzThe 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 01/10/20261st October 1970, Janis Joplin recorded her famous a cappella song "Mercedes Benz" and a lighthearted "Happy Trails" birthday greeting for John Lennon during a session in Los Angeles. These proved to be her final studio recordings before her tragic death three days later. #JanisJoplin 652111378
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzI did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 226150073392
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Oh yeah? Well…your face is acting childish.”* * Me, proving their point. 000
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2026"Do you get sad and distracted when reading? You are not alone. Reading is like feeling things at 0.25×. It makes you want to scream, 'Stimulate me faster and better—now!' Which is what some people known as “critics” used to do." buff.ly/oZe8zx4buff.lyHow to Read Good or Maybe Great“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F... 0318
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why "hemorrhoids" aren't called "asteroids" is a total mystery to me. I mean, come on scientists. 4059378
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzMychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jane Doe, you are remarkably brave. I wish you didn’t have to be. “I am Jane Doe.” Do not let them doxx Jane Doe. If you see their name, you did not. Do not punish the victim. I stand with survivors. You will not take away their power. We believe you. 272633642
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What?? Casserole? On a weeknight?? There can be only one reason. (I’m a wild man-beast) 010
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got @adamcesare.bsky.social book with the cool new look. I love the ‘Clown in a Cornfield’ books, but ‘Video Night’ is still my favorite of his. Check it out!!! 141
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzBen Franklin’s ghost @ben-franklin-ghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They (GOP) know this to be true and it will always be true. 368144924279
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzPeter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine the front page outrage if 7 gay men drugged and raped a straight man for 7 hours. I expect the victim in that case would be believed without question. #Cornell7 #CornellUniversity #sexism #misogyny #VAW 721234577
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Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056111969
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzSailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it! 17552651736
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cartoonist: Mike Smith 7149551063
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You don’t need a data center to make spaghetti 2732985
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14480461972
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026From Cornell’s FAQ page about the assault: Q: Is it true that involved students only had to write essays as a disciplinary measure? A: No. They also pinky promised to probably not do that again. 010
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026“Some of us will be asleep, some of us will just be confused, but know this: We will be crashing our cars into the side of a financial institution downtown.” — Leonard Kirchertheonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 23100083
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzMichael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching the Senate hearings like 823976474
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m glad the Pokemon cartoons didn’t show when Pokémon evolution went wrong and they exploded into a quivering blood mist. 000
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzPops @pops131.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how much is that doggy in the window. 🐶😂 1207918860
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Senator Eric Schmidt: This is also not the Atlanta Hawksstatic.klipy.comTwo Pigeons Walking Side by SideALT: Two Pigeons Walking Side by Side 011
Reposted by Mr. SmartypantzDr Deb K @drdebk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Call Eric Schmidt right now and let him know that HE'S the dirtbag. There was still room on his machine. So share this number to call until his message machine is full! 202-224-5721 022
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Senator Eric Schmidt: Closer, but still not the Atlanta Hawks.static.klipy.comSpace Jam Michael Jordan TeaserALT: Space Jam Michael Jordan Teaser 020
Mr. Smartypantz @mrsmartypantz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Senator Eric Schmidt: This one, seriously? This is nothing like the Atlanta Hawks.static.klipy.comSpaghetti with Sauce and CheeseALT: Spaghetti with Sauce and Cheese 010
