mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A much bigger danger in sports is redshirting 100
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Grandma, what was 1991 like? Local craftsmen worked primarily in puffy paint. There were dozens of concussions due to bath bead goop detritus. My Grandpa spent his days in his LaZBoy but no one knows what he looked like because of the indoor smoke. We had something called “health insurance” 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Without exaggeration, more than half of the parent volunteers in my elementary library tell me that they loved Book It! As a kid and it made them read more OR that they weren’t judged for reading so much even when it wasn’t “cool” because everyone understood hustling for a personal pan pizza 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026None of the deranged men with vaccine skepticism have ever gone to the pediatrician with their child and witnessed a vaccine being given. They aren’t participatory in core parenting at all so they can make up shit and believe it forever 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Nothing like shopping at a Whole Foods where the clerk cheerfully brings up that Jeff Bezos is evil and doesn’t he seem sad? 010
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The same people who want back to the monoculture of 1950-1985 are the party who would be killed when a monocultured press mostly interested in governance reported on actual things occurring, and it blasted thru everyone’s evening, daily. Imagine Walter Cronkite credulous about crypto or Benghazi 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Whomever conceived and directed the opening sequence of Octonauts 020
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 09/08/20261) Crab Rangoon, things of that nature 2) I’m sorry Ms Jackson, I am Four Eels 3) the first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not okay for days 4) “accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay. Everybody stay inside” 120
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Endometriosis specialist literally patted me on head & told me to see a psychiatrist bc what I described pain placement wise was “so rare it couldn’t be real.” A GOOD surgeon last yr spent 12 hours excising, removing 2 organs, resectioning others. 8 day hospital stay. Couldn’t get it all in 12 hrs. 110
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Simply cannot sit on the stairs normally. Every picture on the stairs she looks like she’s fighting against gravity. 010
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A delightfully funny conversation realizing I was talking about tom holland and my mother was talking about holland taylor 000
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105812736
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Trump is Brother Justin from Carnivale and his rallies are revival meetings. In his heart he’s lighting pistachio shells on fire 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Between my 12 and 14 year olds, normal things they wanted to be when they grew up (asked every year on the first day of school) are disappearing at an wild rate: Games critic/journalist Research scientist Video game designer Writer “PBS show chooser” I guess Donut Shop Owner is still available 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 08/07/2026No I don’t know what I have to do. That’s why I employed an instructor 000
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2026more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo 894004611
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If you’re not wearing vibrantly colorful shoes, you should get one less in foul allowance 000
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/05/20269pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes 201903345
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Similar skip in my step reading this news as I did when Defector launched — writers I love in one place! Signed up immediately as a Diner since I don’t have Instagram but wow is it tempting to get to nickname the raven 020
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Lakers v Knicks game in Los Angeles and there’s a gnarly amount of Knicks jerseys here. Like 40%. Tremendous amounts of booing 030
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Democrats should be doubling down that immigrants are crucial to American society, culture, and the economy. They also should be learning from Republicans about adopting language to make points. Immigrants are potential pre-Americans. Perhaps then more people will care about a grandma in Caracas 010
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 04/01/2026In college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?” 0132
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 03/01/2026My dog is so happy this morning, because she can’t read 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Judy Gemstone has excellent posture and would never walk the floor like this 121
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?” Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…” Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright… 444383
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 08/11/2025How many microplastics are 2025 vampires ingesting? 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Absolutely loved Death By Lightning and entirely bought into Matthew McFadyen as this cheerfully deluded admirer/assassin 031
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 01/11/2025F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby 217121862526
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Just came across something on AppleNews called Sandwich Magazine which seems to have published 8 issues ever. One has an article titled “Brave New Sandwich: the ‘what is wrong with you’ sandwich” and another is “wait… what actually is a sandwich?” Gordon Ramsay is a cover model/guest editor 100
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/10/2025PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that? 141235113
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Genuinely, if the average adult followed People Magazine on Facebook, they would have a general idea of what is happening 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 19/08/2025“The man murdering your son is just distracting you so his partner can steal the Amazon packages from your front porch” 041
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Based on the Executive Produced credit, we have to assume that in Chief of War Jason Momoa endeavored to show his butt, no? 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Making hegemony even more hegemonic… and that’s the GOAL 010
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Incredible. So on point I almost feel silly for not noticing before. 000
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialIt's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 26/07/2025"The new analysis projects a 24% cut to benefits by late 2032. That's equal to an $18,000 annual benefit cut for a dual-earning couple who both retire in 2033." www.axios.com/2025/07/24/s...axios.comA new analysis projects a 24% cut to Social Security benefits by late 2032.Trump's "big, beautiful bill" will cause sharp cuts to Social Security by late 2032, a new analysis says. 49440
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The second season of Shiny Happy People is explaining our current political insanity. They formed a child Christian military and physically trained them 000
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Dahlia Arabian Nights. My favorite red. I grew these! 020
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 16/04/2025there are so many amazing middle-grade magical novels for young readers that have come out in the last decade-ish written by people who are not hateful assholes btw, a quick sampling off the top of my head: 8827216
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know 3474551110022
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialKate Schapira: "Well Put & Generalizable" @kateschapira.bsky.social · 15/03/2025They're trying to deport my colleague from the med school and holding her without counsel. She was coming back from a visit to her family. If there are ways to help I'll let you know. www.providencejournal.com/story/news/l...providencejournal.comShe saw family in Lebanon. Now this Brown Medicine doctor is being held at Logan for deportation.Dr. Rasha Alawieh flew into Logan Airport Thursday after visiting family in Lebanon. She's being detained now at Logan without legal counsel. 19776934202
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Reading in Punta Cana and someone said “hey I listen to that, too!” @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social you have gossipers finding each other on vacation 1371
Reposted by @mrslibrary.bsky.socialLucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025funniest chyron of all time, easily 613665454
mrslibrary.bsky.social @mrslibrary.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I assumed there would be more Mr Belvedere posts today 000
