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Just rename it to Poo Square, the people have spoken

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If nobody is left to draw a scene and label every single item in it democracy is over

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Better fucking not that cunt is only two years old

I just went outside and it’s stupidly warm out there for nearly October

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Fool me once, shame on you...

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Thank fuck it’s not what’s on the inside that counts

Ah shit looks like I'll have to resort to being funny Ah shit

Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military

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Ben Elton's Politics Bit

Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics

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Or Sid James as the gate guard who was skiving off in the local pub ogling Barbara Windsor

🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Official: Aston Martin are going to be F2 standard again next season

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chuck nortis’s dick has a fist for a head

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I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

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It’s not quite up there with the police chasing their own drones around Gatwick because at least there was someone up to something here but it’s close.

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The video of a completely unguarded open gate onto the base with the US responding “we don’t comment on security arrangements” is a glorious development

This whole Fairford caper is going to make such a great comedy film one day

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Initially read that as Financial Times, a very different experience

Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026

Been out and done things

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026

Starbucks toilet brushes with threatening auras

A plastic toilet brush with bits of dried toilet paper stuck to the bristles

Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 28/09/2026

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

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I thought your queen was Nadine Dorries

It sounds like the Brewdog of cheese

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So you’re saying there’s no downside

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I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

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Worrying times ahead as new economic data suggests the UK may no longer be Belinda

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You have got to be kidding me that the fucking Drumcree Orange cunts have been given the go ahead to be cunts, what we really needed right now was those pricks back. Things are going to get really messy today.

Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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"why would I deceive you?"

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I did technically pass a signal at danger today in the car. The danger was people obliviously milling around in the middle of the road

A small wooden toll bridge across a river with old semaphore railway signals on the right on the course of a disused railway

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What at horrible day to have eyes.

A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.

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Wondering if French F1 fans will now be sending death threats to Colapinto’s family

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That race didn’t reflect well on quite a few people did it #F1

Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

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I see what’s happened here

Google photos search for fog showing various pictures of fog from my photo library except for the top right image which is the character “Foggy” from last of the summer wine

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Decades of Linda

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A glowing blonde woman smiles radiantly. "Linda was beautiful." Panel 2: A long leg in a high heel stretches across the panel. "She had legs for days." Panel 3: An arm spans the frame. "Arms for weeks." Panel 4: Linda stands on a mountaintop like a goddess, arms spread against a sunset, with exaggerated proportions. "And breasts for years."

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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 25/09/2026

I also licensed the flavour