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Henry Morris

@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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Writer, Field Maneuvers boss, PT, comedy, 50+ ultra marathons, west Wales knotweed farmer I was the Secret Tory Substack: mrhenrymorris.substack.com Linktree: linktr.ee/henrymorrispt

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Dr Toby Driver @drtobydriver.bsky.social · 3h
For #HillfortsWednesday the enormous, but heavily eroded, coastal promontory fort at Porth y rhaw, Pembrokeshire, in the care of @nattrustarch.bsky.social 🤩 The 5 metre+ high ramparts are among the most massive anywhere in west Wales. Excavations have revealed a long occupation 📷 My own, Saturday
A view along a cliff lined coast with the sea on the right & blue sky beyond
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 3h
You got an in-depth report of the mighty Harrogate Town's 1-0 win away at Hartlepool?
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 4h
Got an EMF earworm now but instead of unbelievable the lad is singing "irrefutable"
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 3h
UK: 2036 "Below ground, the black market in kimchi thrives. After dark, we move in tunnels from safe house to safe house, to visit underground Wordle syndicates, oat milk speakeasies and covert reformer pilates classes." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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Welcome to Britain in 2036: Lee Anderson is PM, and he’s outlawed avocados
The Channel Tunnel has been bricked up, only speakeasies sell oat milk… but there’s still a glimmer of hope
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blokes out stealing diesel spark international incident?
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 28/09/2026
I really do hope this is a comic incident of geopolitical proportions.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 28/09/2026
One for the equivocators.
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Alex Kanefsky (he/him) @alexkanefsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genuinely the best piece I’ve read on this twatriot
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 27/09/2026
"I will roar you as any fucking dove; I will roar you, and 'twere any nightingale."
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m doing a talk at Cardiff University’s School of Journalism, Media, and Culture on October 14 at 5.30pm. It’s open to the public and tickets are free. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-news-i...
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The News is Dead: Why the media is broken and what you can do about it
Journalist and author Mic Wright on what's really going on behind the headlines, why we don't get the news we deserve.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just watched The Guardian podcast where Marina Hyde is asked why she picked JK Rowling as her dream Prime Minister and she just dodges the question saying, “Oh, I don’t want to get into a whole thing.” Such a coward’s trick from someone who markets themselves as a straight talker.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 27/09/2026
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 26/09/2026
Preferred it if it was Leeds, but 💯 wakey now!
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Guy Bailey @guybailey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jumping Jesus in a pogo stick
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Tulane Blacktop @tulane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love Henry... You should too... He's a treasure 😊
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David Veevers @davidveevers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the guy who wrote Keir Starmer’s ‘island of strangers’ speech. Is he fucking joking. Wind your neck in mate!
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 25/09/2026
Thank you mate 🙏
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 25/09/2026
🚨I got to interview Danny Tommo for The New Yorker. "I try to explain the Redcrosse Knight, a man of flawed virtue who must endure spiritual collapse before defeating his dragon. 'He sounds decent. But in my one, the dragon is the RNLI, yeah?'" www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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My day out with Danny Tommo
An encounter with the far right activist and amateur pirate
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Dr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd be so grateful if you'd consider pre-ordering it, as that'll make a big difference to how many hands it ends up reaching Thanks in advance, happy reading, and more power to you geni.us/whatoneperso...
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What One Person Can Do
Make a change:
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Dr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This year has been brutal, and like most people you probably want to do more about climate change. But what, and how? Great news – I’ve written just the book for you! It’s called What One Person Can Do and it’s a clear and simple how-to guide, a roadmap to help you make influential changes...
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 24/09/2026
Sad news about Captain Gak Sparrow
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 21/09/2026
Hahahaha
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I was 19 I listened to Today covering the 08 crash as I drove to my first job every morning. I was at the start of adult life, didn't really have a stake in anything, just glad I wasn't affected by it. But everything has basically frozen in time and here I am, 18 years later, affected by it.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 18/09/2026
They should make a film about this where he's played by Jim Carrey and she's played by Ed Harris.
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AliceK - globalise the innitafucker @coalisdead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“The book of revelation predicted this. It just didn’t expect the Four Horseman to arrive on golf carts” 💥
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was faced with an impossible situation: instantly become cool for the first time ever, or be a pathetic coward who sucks PS both options keep him so rich.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 15/09/2026
It's always the ones you most suspect. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrest
Thomas said he has done nothing wrong as Gwent Police confirms arrest on suspicion of assault.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 15/09/2026
Enjoying the last few mornings before an AI drone sniper takes us out.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 14/09/2026
That's quick
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The New World @thenewworldmag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course… ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
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How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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Miles King @milesking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In his latest @thenerve.news piece, Stewart Lee takes us on a breathless sprint through the week's far-right news, including the blackshort Christian Nationalists: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail, if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...?
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Stewart Lee: Danny Tommo’s masked patriots are coming for the Mail – if Millets doesn’t run out of balaclavas first
When the rightwing pro-Christian protesters are standing outside the rightwing pro-Christian newspaper demanding to be bought a house, you hardly need a satirist to intervene
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Malcolm LibDem🔶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @malcolmdw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The first and ONLY rule is: DON'T GIVE THEM ANY MONEY AT ALL!
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Andy Burge 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @andygjburge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Marvellous Henry! "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and shits like a duck, it’s Jonathan Gullis" wins the internet today.
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
I just can't stop getting these exclusives! "The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
Don't be so mean about capitalism
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
threw up their sweaty nightcaps and uttered such a deal of stinking breath because Caesar refused the crown that it had almost choked Caesar, for he swooned and fell down at it. And for mine own part, I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air. 3/3
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
Then he offered it to him again; then he put it by again; but to my thinking, he was very loath to lay his fingers off it. And then he offered it the third time. He put it the third time by, and still as he refused it the rabblement hooted and clapped their chopped hands and 2/3
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
Straight out of Caesar - It was mere foolery; I did not mark it. I saw Mark Antony offer him a crown (yet ’twas not a crown neither; ’twas one of these coronets), and, as I told you, he put it by once; but for all that, to my thinking, he would fain have had it 1/3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F_U...
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Trump has Republican convention crowd pledge to vote in midterms or 'go to hell'
YouTube video by USA TODAY
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 11/09/2026
I just can't stop getting these exclusives! "The first rule of fundraising for Reform is simple: don’t give Reform a donation. Give them some money which performs all the functions of a donation while avoiding the emotional baggage of calling it one." www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...
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How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 10/09/2026
Funny cos it's true Andy!
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 10/09/2026
I got hold of Reform's six step guide on how to donate to Reform without actually donating to Reform. It's surprisngly simple!
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The New World @thenewworldmag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course… ✏️ @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
thenewworld.co.uk
How to donate to Reform, without actually donating to Reform: a guide
Just follow these simple six steps, and bingo – you’ve become part of the great, anti-woke fightback. So long as you don’t get caught, of course…
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Rosie Holt @rosieisaholt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A Reform councillor is appearing in a comedy show funded by Nigel Farage. Top investigative reporting by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com For more details on this shocking show : rosieholt.seetickets.com/tour/rosie-h...
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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 10/09/2026
Did you know that 50m battery-reared pheasants - double the biomass of all our native birds put together - are released here EVERY YEAR?! Clearly a subject ripe for comedy... which is why @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and I did a show about it for @wildjustice.bsky.social at #wildsummit26 yesterday.
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Guy Shrubsole @guyshrubsole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had a great time today at #WildSummit: spoke on the main stage about how our National Parks are failing nature, was pursued by a giant pheasant with @lucylapwing.bsky.social, and got to meet @zackpolanski.bsky.social - great to hear him speak about climate impacts, grouse moors, & access to nature
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TensegrityFan🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kneeo N a z i s !
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Wild Justice @wildjustice.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
SPOTTED: one giant Pheasant at the Wild Justice stand at this year’s Wild Summit in Bristol, here to help spread the word about EndGame. To learn more about it, follow the LINK below ↓ www.endgamecampaign.co.uk #PRex
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