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Chris Martin

@mreschatologist.bsky.social
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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz 🏳️‍🌈

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Rcua Wyre ᛝ @rcua-wyre.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
#fearandhunger #Daan #Pocketcat
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22h
its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would sign my life over to CostCo for a few months on a trial basis. I think they would do a better job than me at managing all this.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keep your back turned, lady. Swan Boy putting on a turtleneck ain't a pretty sight
The Guzzler from Gods of the Forbidden North
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luhua pool enjoyer @simkjrs.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#umineko motivational posters thank you beatrice
beatrice smiles evilly and mischievously at the viewer, holding out a chess piece to place on the chessboard. the poster reads, "make time to play."
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about Mr. Delicious
Mr. Delicious superimposed over a Rax signMr. Delicious oversharing
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep having discussions with mathematicians, artists, etc., where they insist that we should make sure people are valued for being humans, not just their maximum economic contribution or whatever, and I keep wanting to shout... come visit any get-together of the special needs parent community.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one is such a certified classic that it was played, for the emperor, at the 100 year commemorative celebration for the Showa era. youtube.com/shorts/Rwo6k...
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昭和100年記念式典で「Get Wild」 天皇陛下ご臨席の日本武道館で拍手喝采、海上自衛隊東京音楽隊が昭和の名曲たちを演奏(2026年4月29日)#shorts
YouTube video by ニコニコニュース
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at it this way: Reagan offered conspicuous consumption and wealth fantasies; Trump offers noisy data centers that steal your water and ICE raids. (And racism, true, but even those target voters aren't liking the trade.)
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have serious research to do, team. Let's meet up in the computer room from Poltergeist:the Legacy.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's right
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy shit new Oishinbo in 2027.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My D&D players when I ask if they've been tracking their rations and ammunition
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, because it helps you avoid being a mark and to place accountability in people making these tools. Hope that helps.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1150: When Olde English stopped being spoken. 1597: When Romeo and Juliet was written (almost 450 years later). 1300s: When Romeo and Juliet was set during the Italian Renaissance. So this is a stupid, ahistorical gimmick by Eggers.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drag queen Xochi Mochi has an urgent message for all InfoWarriors. Ignore at your own risk.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/09/2026
To the 81st Session of the United Nations General Assembly: Welcome to the world’s city.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
she said, quotes from women throughout history, screenshot, macintosh (1996) archive.org/details/hype...
mac window with the header 'she said' and below a graphic of a woman (with people in either side, looking on), reading from a piece of paper, its top curled.
quote below:
what is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

susan sontag
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Glyn Bowerman @glynbowerman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here’s Brad Bradford’s campaign advisor laughing about the anniversary of an act of terrorism Israel committed that killed and maimed Lebanese civilians.
Warren Kinsella tweeting “Ha ha ha” over a tweet by Uri  Kurlianchik which says “Happy exploding pagers day to those who celebrate!”A woman between to Lebanese boys whose faces are severely disfigured due to the exploding pager attack Israel committed
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, they're even bringing back The Banana Discourse? Shit, this admin really is playing all the old hits.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Last Metroid is in Captivity. The Galaxy is at peace
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess this is the kind of thing you only notice when you take a sick day but holy shit Adam Sandler is directing The Price is Right these days?
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"That's the problem with you, Pokey. You only like the beginning of things."
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Zaréd Ecoheart will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things made specifically for @jolly-blue-giant.bsky.social
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Billy Bat going places
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
devastating
Palestinian children watching The Lion King on a projected screen in a tent city. Behind the tent city are the ruins of Gaza.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok you dorks I paid twenty euros to have Internet on this flight and you all better make it worth it. Make with the good posts already!
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
D&D is the breezy improv game about running a coffee shop with a witch in the alps and her cat, and that's why we need a game that centers on tracking HP, spells per day, X/day abilities, special points of various sorts, and of any of those run critically low everybody has to stop and take a nap
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rashida Tliab going scorched earth on Genocide Apologist and Jazz Combo Frontman Antony Blinken.
Antony Blinken @ABlinken
For the record, this is false. Complete fiction.

Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib · 2d
Nah. You totally waited. Waited until there were no functional hospitals, until the death toll rose in the thousands, waited until they were dropping white phosphorus on civil population, you just waited....did NOTHING to stop the genocide.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One last night in Amsterdam
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Ian @comicbookian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*showing up in Hell* Buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the puzzle box.
Two panels from Hellraiser Resurrections
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dog-brained homunculi. Should not even have the right to use adult scissors much less vote.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol it always comes back to Family Court with these guys.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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i don't think there would be this many charlie kirk memes if the antiwoke crowd and kirk himself didn't make dominating virtually every marginalized group their core identity & then the admin + msm demanded reverence & fealty after the guy who said "school shootings are a price i'm willing to pay to preserve 2a" was killed in the 46th school shooting in 2025. we live in a violent country led by hypocritical monsters.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dad nude again
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"He did this to commemorate the anime, Sword Art Online." Yeah that tracks.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I haven't had to change a lightbulb in years and I HATE it. Bring back the shitty old bulbs!
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just bought a hundred dollars worth of cheeeeeeese 🎶🎵 follow this account for more investment adviiiiice 🎶🎵🎵🎵🎩🦚
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TOP 17 OP1 - Cat's Eye (1983) Cat's Eye - Anri #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #CatsEye #TsukasaHōjō #TMSEntertainment
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