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![Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing. Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic… She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding… And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the windshield… The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask. Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight) forehead and matching covid mask. From there, the ICE agent drags his suspect into the pawn shop, with an Antifa mob hot on their heels. The stage is now set for a siege, during which numerous Molotov cocktails will be thrown and shotgun shells will fly. Rest assured that no liberal piety will survive. Inside the pawn shop, we meet its grizzled Hispanic owner and his son, newly back from college and majoring in Chicano studies. Much to his father’s chagrin, the son is dressed in a Che Guevara shirt and “listening to a POP SONG unfitting for a man.” A pawn-shop security guard quips they’re lucky the boy didn’t get a sex change](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hxv6cahqtiyb7st375xeslv3/bafkreigwpv67tktv2qybmqzi7olppy2ghivgilcjjy5h4l4msucqnfxrbe)
