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Michael Paweska

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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if all that gargantuan GOP spending is just reminding voters why they hate them?
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was today years old when I realized Q (de Lancie) had a bit role in an episode of the OG BSG that featured, kid you not, a Q type of alien race, whose representative was a tad less annoying than Q.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cartoon by @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
GOP, staring at abysmal polling due to poor economic conditions and an unpopular war: "Are we gonna do the trans thing?" "Yes, we gonna do the trans thing. All day, every day."
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Captain Kirk's Star Trek Head Nod
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The GOP is potentially months away from losing their ability to pick SC justices for at least 6 years. The Oligarchy trembles at the decision by Alito and Thomas to not retire.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Send those olympic robots to clear all the minefields.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A different version of Obsession would take just one aspect of her personality (her feelings for Bear) and contort it to the wish, instead of flipping the whole board. Then have it told from her perspective where she would try to understand why she suddenly has these overwhelming feelings.
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 19/08/2026
🧵You can't talk about Natalie Harp w/o talking about how strange she is. This isn't making fun of physique or bearing. It's about obsessive/creepy behavior. And it matters on policy. As a former Republican media consultant, I can tell you that this attack is astonishingly effective w/the public...
A photo of Donald Trump sitting at a desk with national flags on it, seemingly at a meeting in an office. His omnipresent aide, Natalie Harp, is sitting behind him, staring at him with an unnatural smile, her eyes shrouded with pupils not visible.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ossoff, you sly bastard!
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Conversion therapy is the conservative/evangelical version of a communist re-education camp. In as much the goal is not to re-educate or convert you, but to break you.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*Ozzy Osborne voice* Mr Crowley...
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Socialism? Trans atheletes? Fauci murder spree? Must be midterm season and GOP's internal polling must suck even worse than its public counterparts. Got to juice MAGA enthusiasm/rage. Can't wait for the fake red wave polling. 😊
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Preparations for the next US*-Iran war have already begun. *and allies.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So, back to 'elbows up?'
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/07/2026
Trump curse strikes again
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alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Party on, España! 🏆
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina will win in penalties. It is inevitable.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Why is that goal disallowed?!??
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This game has echoes of 1990. And that final sucked.
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did some diving into Canadian polling and its interesting that some people are saying libs alienating younger voters over housing when that doesnt seem to hold up and the most conservative group is just under 55
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/07/2026
Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.
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Dr. Jeff Masters @drjeffmasters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The AQI in Toronto this morning is 170-180, solidly in the Red “Unhealthy” range.
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state song thread guy @statesongxprt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i had no idea this would become so literal
tweet https://x.com/patdubois/status/1590006089541914624?lang=en
from @patdubois
reads "as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days"
along with an image reading 50.1% "Everyone Gets A Puppy" vs 49.9% "Diarrhea Forever"
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Dune: Stilgar and Lisan al-Gaib
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Best thing about this Iran MOU/unconditional surrender is that Trump gets to marinate in it for the next 2.5 years.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Meowie Antoinette
A cat with its head turned creates the appearance of headlessness. Next to them is a basket with a second cat’s head poking out the top.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2026
"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."
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“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System
“For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said ...
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
All hail Imperator Carney.
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a man is screaming with the words " unlimited power " behind him
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Meat waves? How obsolete.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How do you say "Skynet" in Ukrainian?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Some would say that a 2028 Harris vs Vance election would be the mother of all clusterfraks.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We are doing taxation of trade routes, except Idiot Palpatine is already and openly in charge.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I lol'd at this.😆
Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026
And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
By the summer of 2029, all IDs will be required to display the holder's pronouns, and will be required to be presented on request at any point. If the ID doesn't have this info, or the person doesn't have such ID on hand, the will be disappeared by the DEICE into Woke Alcatraz in Vermont.
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Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired. #KashPatel #PeteHegseth
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I wonder if all the Gulf States wish that Iraq was currently ruled by a strong sunni despot that would have no compunction about confronting the Iranian regime. May even have become a very good friend of Trump. That's bleak even thinking about.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Pam Bondi's #ETTD has become terminal. Thoughts and prayers.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
About that Trump speech:
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Godspeed, Artemis II
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Is Trump seriously giving a major speech on April Fools?! It tracks.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 31/03/2026
The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The courageous men of the 82nd Airborne will be honored to make the ultimate sacrifice so Trump’s friends can win bets on when they die. by Marc Thiessen
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Always interesting to read history of empires committing sepuku for no reason whatsoever.
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Michael Paweska @mpaweska.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If there was *ever* a time for Dems to lose their fear of nominating a woman, it is 2028. Virtually guaranteed to be a solid win with a margin that will overwhelm any loss of votes due to the gender factor.
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