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gretchen mothman

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i have rabies uwu

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/02/2026
what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window.
MATTIE: EXCUSE ME?
GUY: Yeah?

PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it.
MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball?
GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me!
GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that.

PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide.
EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE
MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract?
GUY: I guess so!

PANEL 4:  Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script.
GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that.
EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
sometimes the discourse is too much and i have to remind myself of these words
Hey I'm gonna practice radical self care and disregard this whole post I'm not mad at you I just will die of hate if I read it thanks be good to yourself
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
adding "hasan" and "newsom" to my muted words for my own mental health
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🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
hold on i gotta take this
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/02/2026
posting 'Fuck Gavin Newsom' once a day as a honeypot until I have every idiot on this website blocked
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
having preprepared salad ingredients in the fridge helps me eat something healthy for lunch once again
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
alright i'm saying it, i don't think you can call your DJ set "JDM" if all you do is throw a couple anime tracks in
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i'd rather explain gay to a kid than explain some of the anime stickers i see on people's cars these days
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
you do not in fact gotta hand it to george w bush
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/02/2026
CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒 www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...
Utah Hogle Zoo photo, giraffe and parents
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Tulchip @ Ko-fi goal / fundraising @tulchip.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
FUCK discord, I'm sending smoke signals
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i've had my discord account for 10 years so even if i made it as an 8 year old, i'd be an adult by now
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
go birds
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i know my job has no effect on society because i could easily replace myself with AI at this point
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
fellas is it punching down to quote tweet someone with fewer followers than you
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
One book 📚 - Ancillary Justice - Ann Leckie One movie 🎥 - The Fly One album 💿 - Ants From Up There - BC,NR One TV show 📺 - Frieren
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
LRT a lot of my friends are in academia and i know several people who worked directly for bill gates so my number is basically zero
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/02/2026
Your "Epstein Number" is the number of hops between you and someone sending a chummy email to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
it's the time of year when i listen to my music library on shuffle to find stuff i haven't listened to in forever
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i just did guasha together with my current fixation and i feel like i drained so much fluid out of my face
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i can tell i'm mentally unstable right now because i'm getting parasocial
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
so...how long until we definitively find out that pizzagate was a psyop to distract from the epstein stuff
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
at this point i have to believe that anyone starting takeout vs grocery discourse is a fed
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
hollup let him cook
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 30/01/2026
The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/01/2026
when you call Hakeem Jeffries to say you’re worried about the gestapo he is funding
Club penguin on the phone saying “what do you mean you’re being murdered. That’s illegal people can’t do that”
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
that wolf parade song was a truly incredible pull for episode 5 of heated rivalry
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
the way chia seeds cling to salad dressing covered leaves adds such a nice texture
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
finding out branderson is mormon and tithes to the mormon church was such a big day for me because now i can tell people "sorry, i don't support mormons" whenever i don't want to read his books
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
if you're in line for Woke 2, STAY IN LINE
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Thank you Charlie, I agree
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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dav.webp @davdii.neocities.org · 27/01/2026
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
A parody thumbnail featuring a brown/white lop eared rabbit in front of a tier list consisting of cables, including a/v cables, a 2 prong cord/connector, a usb-c cord/connector, ethernet cable, a splitter cord, and a headphone wire.
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
all the baby youtube thumbnails are so funny
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
what even is a serving of vegetables
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
many of y'all could learn from this sesameworkshop.org/resources/so...
sesameworkshop.org
Soothing Without Screens - Sesame Workshop
An article about working through big feelings and tough transitions without a screen.
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
getting outside my bubble by engaging with liberals
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Hunbunqueen 🦟🪲🪳 @hunbunqueen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
thinking about the series of lockdowns we had on my college campus because people kept seeing someone with a green jacket with yellow writing on it and a gun. (it was our security team and they had walkie talkies on their belts)
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/01/2026
ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
An opossum dipping a cookie in milk near more cookies and strawberries on a plate
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
When they tell you "CBP stays at the border," this is what they mean:
A map of the 100 mile "Border Enforcement Zone" - CBP in america claims a jurisdiction of 100 miles of a U.S. border, which means their enforcement area includes New York City & Seattle & Chicago & Milwaukee & Boston & Anchorage & Washington D.C., etc
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Ryan @kuvosa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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gretchen mothman @mothmanphd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
reading a message from my doctor about how my cholesterol went up from last year as i eat my daily 12oz of salad
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