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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 6h

Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 22h

I thought imax theaters were nice

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 22h

But first…fried mozzarella

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 23h

Going to see Resident Evil tonight at 8

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You will never be locked in like a German shepherd waiting for the door to the backyard to open

A German shepherd dog staring at the doorknob, photo taken from the opposite side of door

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Me when I wonder if I tricked you

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nerds juicy gummy clusters…my god

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It should be easier to legally purchase property collectively

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When a baby is named Silas…damn that’s some good shit

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I got my tumbler and my grit today! Now I need to get more rocks

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What I picture when people say escrow

The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Making sushi rice in the rice cooker for onigiri, please alert my haters

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to make a Rodney dangerfield reference that also ties in his movie Ladybugs with Jonathan Brandis out of this

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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026

I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Throwback to my 2020 home fish fry using homebrewing equipment to make fish fry for the neighborhood. Featuring the Absolute Boy Bentley, RIP, desiring a fish piece

Fried fish drying on paper towels. The absolute BOY BENTLEY, rest in power ,looking on wanting a piece

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey team the instant read thermometer appears to be lost, if you see it please let us know

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Got stuff for lemon ricotta pasta this week mmmmmmm

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026

tfw you haven’t done anything

larry gopnik saying i haven’t done anything

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When the edible hits and you put a matcha set in your cart

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026

cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL

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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Folks we are having a creamy sausage tortellini kale soup tonight

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I know it’s not socially acceptable but I like the look of an overgrown cemetery (this cemetery is an arboretum so it’s usually very well kept, I think they’re just mowing in phases). Looking for the cemetery coyote, no luck tonight

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Jaws (1975) @jaws-1975.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A What?

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jims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot,

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To quote some of my new internet friends, Todd will not see god for this

Dear Prudence,

Todd and I had been going out for eight months, spending every spare moment together and practically living together. He’s smart and funny, and we fit together so well at one point I thought he might be the one. Until last month.

I live on a farm (Todd is definitely a city boy), and one morning I went out to fix my electric fence. I turned it off before working on it, of course, but while I was leaning over the top wire Todd thought it would be funny to turn it back on.

Now this isn’t the electric fence from Jurassic Park, but it has a pretty powerful charger on it, and it knocked me back on my heels and made me cry out. And Todd laughed. I was so hurt and angry I told him to get his stuff and get out. At first he didn’t believe me: I had to physically get his belongings and take them out to his car, then told him I never wanted to see him again. And I meant it. He apologized and has kept apologizing, sending me flowers and asking my forgiveness. My friends (who unanimously love Todd) say I should take him back, that it was just a juvenile prank and that he had no idea how large a wallop the fence packed. He’s even offered to let me shock him as payback, which is, in my view, just another sign of his immaturity. I believe that he’s genuinely sorry, but it was such a egregious breach of trust I can’t get past it. The memory of that shock, and his laughter, still makes me cry. Am I overreacting? Should I give him a second chance?

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every time. That right paw gives em the ol razzle dazzle

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

biggest laugh ive had in a minute

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Never noticed until today OutKast uses the Diablo 2 portal noise at the beginning of ATLiens

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dammit I should have thought of this, too good

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

See this is how you’re supposed to treat the person who’s trying to help you, make me break and win my respect

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I ordered some cool weather seedlings from the internet because I’m lazy, but the bees have been going CRAZY on my basil that’s going to seed, and today we had a gd hummingbird come through checking in. He even checked out my great aunt Millie’s stained glass butterfly that’s hanging on the deck!

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish I had a larger house and yard, I would adopt every German shepherd I could find. There’s so many ☹️

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Dunkin’ Idaho @mostlyteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@billhookunion.beanyear.com if you haven’t been tagged a million times already

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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