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Nicky

@mosspassion.bsky.social
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Mostly Quotes From Hell (on earth) Also well-behaved and very gentle chaos agent

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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#chicago we got a new street.
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Three nerds can’t stop talking till they’ve all said their thing.” -dangief
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Greg Dunlap @heyrocker.com · 17/09/2026
Wait when did Art Bell become the director of HHS?
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Dacidbro @dacidbro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your 30s are about figuring out which of your friends appreciate your vices, and which ones
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Fox saying he will slap the shit out of Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran is an absolute spineless coward that won’t take a stand.
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kwame Ture
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 04/08/2026
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
Dr. Manhattan on mars meme
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“She dropped ass so hard it broke my glass.” -KT
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𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩 @404evr.com · 28/07/2026
no fly list immediately or you're getting a thousand 9/11s
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real IBS warrior @inoffensive.meangirls.online · 09/05/2025
yeah
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“…he was always a monk, just unrefined.” -Clarky
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think my coozie got stretch marks
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 22/04/2026
How to design F1 tracks
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Jaws by Peter Benchley. The film rights for Jaws were purchased even before the book's publication; the hardcover illustration is by Paul Bacon
Jaws by Peter Benchley
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Captain Eric 🟦🟦🟦⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ @captainericvgc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It speaks poorly to where American politics currently stands that I would not be surprised if the government is straight up hiding that a senator died in the past two weeks just to protect a vulnerable seat.
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy last couple days of pride, shout out to your eviler gayer friends
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why the fuck is hard ass California love by Tupac playing when I walk into this calm ass subway at 5am as if I’m supposed to turn up or some shit
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“You need to know about this person who is going to make you HATE the reason why this job is cool.” -Clarkson
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Cristian Panus
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Got more drive than an underpaid uber guy.” -Bob Rok
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Whatever @lessworth.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The Chemical Sisters
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
istg I get my dance practice on my toilet seat with that bidet tryna get cover the back field. Gotta play the spray
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
a lot of you haven’t listened to alvin lucier’s “I am sitting in a room” and it shows
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“To turn the screen back on, please press any button except for the power button.” 🤨
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
im here you fuckaas bitch
zoomed in, featureless island on Google Maps labeled “dog and bitch islands”
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“…also there was an oppressive amount of children.” -merskel
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“Daddy I think I know what I wanna do over the weekend. “What’s that? “Sit down.” - 6 y/o kid and dad on the bus with me
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Our son was run over by our car is an ICE-level grammatical reworking of “a protestor was injured”
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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Munchausen by Prius
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
“You know I love to play! … You wanna play a finger game?” -Clarky
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
“…I’d rather give birth to a lawn chair.” -myk
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“…when you said ‘whilst, all that did was make me smell you” -myk
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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
i think hans moleman might be my favorite side character in all media
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🚨"Every single loss like this one will make the path easier for the next person. We are not done, and I'm not going anywhere...Fuck Trump, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine." -Kat Abughazaleh gives her concession speech in Illinois primary as @JTCestkowski reports ⬇️
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𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩 @404evr.com · 12/03/2026
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Pinball Map @pinballmap.com · 06/03/2026
Pokemon pinball just now landing. Track it here pinballmap.com/map?by_machi...
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𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩 @404evr.com · 28/02/2026
Fucked Font 🤜🕳🤛 IndieGoGo budget
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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
woke
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's a national holiday
Screenshot from Twin Peaks, caption reads "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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pokepress.bsky.social @pokepress.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Always knew Trevor Noah was a smart guy:
Psyduck plush from the Detective Pikachu movie. Poster is referencing Pokémon’s Super Bowl ad in which Trevor Noah states his favorite is Psyduck.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
That's why we have to talk to them like this.
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Imagine like your grossest possible (functional) uncle, multiply that times like a thousand, and that’s monkeys. Monkeys are just like gross little guys.
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“…and smile so you look less threatenin, and remember your manners: yes sir no maim please thank you: that’ll keep you alive: and KEEP THAT CONDENSATION on that water so it looks refreshing and delicious.” -Dave Khari Webber Chappelle
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
“Look man some people some diffuse and some people dispose.” -k
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ground bird (rerun)
A chicken stares up at a smaller bird in a tree, mocking him saying "haha! Ground bird! 'lost the ability to fly because of selective breeding'-ass bird!"

The chicken begins extending its neck towards the branch, the other bird exclaims "oh shit!"

The chicken, now at eye level with the smaller bird says "fuck you."

later the chicken sits on the edge of a cliff, his neck still incredibly long, and says to itself "the drive for revenge has fundamentally changed who I am into something I can no longer recognize as myself. There is no place for me now in my old life"
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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Three days into 2026: millions of people lose health insurance, Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, and is preparing to bomb Iran.
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Shoutout my favorite Christmas music: NO MONEY CHRISTMAS by N O M O N E Y M U S I C on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/yKiMb0X7kHe9...
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NO MONEY CHRISTMAS
Volume 1 of an annual series of remixed, destroyed, warped Holiday Favorites! Perfect for sharing with loved ones, family and friends during the most wonderful time of the year!
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
“Look, when my shitty birth mom had me and I came out like a pretzel, so it’s not my fault.” -Lee
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Nicky @mosspassion.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
MRI made very cool sounds and had a curiously comfortable cut out (belly down, like a massage table) hang out hole for the mams to ham it up for the magnetic camera.
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