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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Release all nonviolent drug offenses except prison staff who get 20 yr mandatory minimum no parole

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This show slaps. Gonna go get blackout drunk and watch it again

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If someone contends they've never even heard "432 Hz" or Truth Flute, it may say more about them. With incessant news coverage and chart presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard it: cultural cachet

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*I pull a FOURTH lithium ion battery out of my mouth with a magician's flourish* TSA agent operating the 2 million dollar pervert scanner: "Sir, you will not be allowed to board your flight to Orlando until you..." Me: "I have fourteen total"

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Growth as a bsky skeeter is realizing you aren't Hank, you're Dale. (Skip is Bill)

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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 25/09/2026

Go Birds Dickhead

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I mean, great, but presidents don't really ask permission for wars anymore and congress just does nothing.

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

̶W̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶i̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶c̶r̶o̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶.̶.̶.̶ The flock cameras said you come here a lot...

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It sucks we still can't put images in dms because I have some pics I'd love to add to the discourse but I don't want it coming back to me

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joshz2012.bsky.social @joshz2012.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chevy Holt!

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pointing out Belarus on a map so my son knows where he's deploying when he turns 17

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me, driving: *Christina Aguilera voice* I'll run you ova I'll run you ova baaa-baaayyyy

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Lou Bega as School Bonds Dog. Now imagine they're Chilean. Doesn't look so much like the Great Chicago Fire was caused by robots fighting fursecution now, does it?

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 20/09/2026

i’m standing right here, whaddup

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"AI IS GOING TO KILL US ALL" Yeah ok, i had to put my wifi on a lamp timer because if it stays on too long it just quits working, but go off

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So we are headed to Disney next week, due to months of meticulous planning by my wife. Then these Disney branded credit card offers arrive in the mail, and my free money is 150% higher than my wifes'. The patriarchy working as intended 😎🐹

Two disney credit card offers, one with a $500 credit and one with a $200 credit

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I assume "No Brakes" by The Offspring plays on repeat the entire time you are driving?

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My favorite story about this 30 Rock scene is some late night host was describing it to the audience and said "you came out holding a skateboard" and Steve corrected him, saying "TWO skateboards"

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That's the magic of candy corn: It's so bad you only have to try it once in your life and you'll never forget the putrid disgust!

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

...and it could just get me so horny.

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just bend it in a new direction, do the Saudis not have advanced bending technologies?

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Gemma Izek @berlinerbarbie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've started joining the conversations of people who are on speaker phone 😅

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He told me "it was stuff (he) made (using AI) and he wanted to see how the public would react." "IT'S TERRIBLE PLEASE TURN IT OFF"

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Following this lowbie, he might be somebody around here someday and I wanna get in on the ground floor. Also I thought it was Michael Ian Black at first.

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🌹🧟‍♂️Benderdict Cumbenderbatch🧟‍♂️🌹 @benderdict.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I can't believe that no one came in Aella AND a fluffer. Figured at least one dude would double-double.

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