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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The distressingly enormous number of high-performing women being held back by a male sibling who refuses to stay out of jail and stop getting people pregnant

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jasmine Crockett campaigning for Chris Brown but not James Talarico is the batshit-craziest way to tell everyone how much she hates James Talarico. It’s like me giving an award to a sample of E. Coli bacteria to avoid being in a photograph with Sarah Taber 😂

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When “believe women” and “believe Black women” disagree… that’s when you find out who that progressive White lady really is :-)

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maybe “the commanding voice” told the holdout juror hit his wife 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“On the Nature of Daylight” should be illegal.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Eisenhower conservatism: a dude saying “beware the military industrial complex” while escorting Ruby Bridges to school and demanding an end to the Korean War. Modern conservatism: a drunk dude waving around a loaded pistol in pubic and yelling “victim!” at anyone that flinches.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

“Was it better under Biden?!?!” It’s amazing how much they love Trump but don’t want to talk about him. It’s like claiming your girlfriend is a supermodel, but the only person you ever talk about is your ex who used to shit in her own mouth at the dinner table before falling asleep.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Dear Israel… can y’all come get Candice Owens, too?

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Watching progressive women use this line of argument in defense of Nara Smith is hilarious.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

No one hates the left more than the left.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

You know the stereotype where a woman screams and jumps and loses her shit when she sees a mouse? That’s how conservative men respond to septum piercings.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

LOL fuck you forever, Argentina 😂😂😂

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Caitlyn Clark is the Carolyn Bryant of basketball.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

A White dude just said “can you prove that Black people were slaves?” with his whole chest in case you wanna realize how screwed we all are 😂

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Nothing funnier than dusty white dudes on the Internet thinking they‘ve “won.”

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Arcturus SaDiablo @asadiablo.me · 03/07/2026

Fried up some of the leg quarters I received from @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social and I may be ruined for anything else. Well-raised chicken direct to my home is incredibly flavorful.

Four chicken leg quarters after being dredged and floured, resting them (in the refrigerator) for a bit before frying)

The four chicken leg quarters from the previous photo after being fried. I used an electric Dutch Oven / fryer to cook.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you wanna make yourself cry then ghead and read the letter written by Major Sullivan Ballou to his wife shortly before being killed at Bull Run.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Subjects of videos that perform the best on each platform, according to my own views… TikTok: happy reaction videos YouTube: angry reaction videos Facebook: anything about politics Bluesky: I have no idea how this fucking app works Do with this what you will.

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Cosmic Glitch @cosmic-stardust.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social is out here causing marital discord. @abigailgloom.bsky.social and I got some steak and chicken from him. Both were great but the steak has us fighting. So I guess we'll have to order more.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

“I can’t buy your paperback; it makes money for Amazon” they say while doomscrolling an app running on AWS.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My last 12 hours… Me: “White supremacy isn’t a good reason for Black folks to ostracize other Black folks who refuse to despise White people.” White People: 😡😡😡😡😡

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Interest rate cuts don’t matter when you’re fucking broke.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

A critical thing to understand about baby boomers and their behavior: they’ve convinced themselves that the economy they inherited is in fact one they built from scratch, and that we should endure the same imagined process. It’s why they feel so entitled to take everything and pass down nothing.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Apparently my book is good enough that no fewer than FOUR freaking AI copies have been made and published to Amazon under various pseudonyms. It briefly broke the top 1,000 bestsellers on the whole platform. So maybe buy the real one? www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBR2ZBCF

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If you are a capitalist, and you don’t think Elon becoming the world’s first trillionaire on a stable of wildly unprofitable, hype-driven companies isn’t batshit crazy, then you are not a capitalist.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Derek Chauvin is a guilty motherfucker. Which I can say with confidence, because he wasn’t tried by a jury of 12 Black people.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Every White lady is a feminist until she decides a Black dude is a problem.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Why do so many weirdos have proton.me email addresses?

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Because of course some dusty White guy is trying to steal my work. Here’s my book, btw: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GBR2ZBCF

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Can you imagine blowing $80,000,000,000 on something and then having the nerve to say anything critical about anyone in public or private ever again?

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Saying “you and Sarah Taber are my favorite farm people” is like saying Emmett Till and Carolyn Bryant are your favorite figures from the Civil Rights movement. Y’all have to stop, please 😂

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I really do have the ugliest website on Earth :-)

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Corn and soybeans are miracle crops. Fight me.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

“My family’s been farming this land for six generations” = “I am a direct beneficiary of genocide” and there’s no way I’m not gonna make fun of you for it so maybe shut the fuck up next time, Travis.

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mushbeans.bsky.social @mushbeans.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

@sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social got the front page of reddit www.reddit.com/r/fixedbythe...

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

“We need to turn Texas blue!” If “we” includes disappointed MAGA voters, none of whom are disappointed in the racism BTW, then that “we” does not include Black people. “We” the Blacks don’t need to do shit. Y’all have fun together.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Bad news: I have to raise my prices. Good news: Not for people that buy from us consistently. Best news: My most consistent customers will actually save money.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Condescending responses like this, which suggest that Black folks don’t understand the risks of boycotts and radical activism, are exactly why we don’t trust Talarico’s coalition. They don’t know us, they don’t care about us, and they resent having to earn our votes.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Watching people scream “AIPAC” about Crockett though she never took a dime from them while saying nothing about Talarico INHALING dark money from Trump-aligned PACs and donors… Gonna be a wild ride in the U.S. without the Black vote 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

A “progressive” explicitly telling Black folks to move our priorities to the back of the bus in 2026 because “trust me” 😂😂😂

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I’m glad they’re reacting angrily and trying to lecture us, because it means they’re afraid. They know they can lose. And they will fold like wet towels if we make it clear that we will let them suffer right along with us if they don’t confront their racist ass cousins.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I’m really hoping Talarico’s win is what it takes for Black folks to stop accepting trickle-down justice and start organizing our votes to use as a sword, instead of as a shield to guard against loss.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Talarico vs. Crockett, and why Black voters need to wage open war on the White moderate: youtu.be/S2BY18ZsJcU

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On the Black Vote

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

The comments under every post of Talarico winning: 1.) “I’m so glad he won!” 2.) “They were both great candidates!” 3.) “Yes! FUCK I hate Black people.” The fact that we’re not seeing commenter #3 get jumped is exactly why Black folks are terrified of Talarico’s entire coalition.

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Farming While Beige @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Speaking of being useful: my farm grows and gives away $150K worth of food to help food-insecure people deal with the consequences of certain someones thinking Kamala would have also spite-tariffed the planet and spiked the price of groceries. Support my work here: blackbirdcoop.com/products/mut...

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