iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

we are the world we are the traffic

001

Reposted by vambs

burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

32527502

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

two artists way workbooks; never used

000

Reposted by vambs

Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

205245845892

Reposted by vambs

A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny

19897341546

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

who would win: kike on a bike or caillou on a kite

000

Reposted by vambs

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026

I think about this a lot.

Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
Translate Tweet
Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
Show this thread
Select all squares with traffic lights

7895082494

Reposted by vambs

Sprouts 🌱 @ ASC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Life just be that way all the time 🙃

3691313275

Reposted by vambs

852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

274164512330

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

my knee fucked up and now I have a Dota turn around time

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

humidifier & dehumidifier 69

000

Reposted by vambs

Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people

The Garfield, "You are not immune to propaganda" meme but instead it says car brain

94170619

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

in accordance with the Law of Everyone is 12, I propose that all media is playing dolls.

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

we used to unfurl scrolls... now the scroll unfurls you

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

the dirty dew feels gross from a gas station but if it was a 20$ mocktail I would simply go broke

000

Reposted by vambs

Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

502243425591

Reposted by vambs

another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

264137463526

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

idle eyes idolize ideal lies

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I deal in ideals yah feel?

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

everybody is ready but who can ring the bell loud enough for all to hear?

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

does a cookie that rejects all cookies reject itself

010

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

oh I didnt know we were talking bushido , amigo,

010

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

in my culture, replying with a gif of old sharpie vampire is the highest compliment one can give

010

Reposted by vambs

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Extremely funny to see a Pope doing the “let’s see what this baby can do”

421377141

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

nobody ever talks about how awesome the casino on the death star is

000

Reposted by vambs

Lake (they/it) @lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This is a funny po-CAPTAIN DISILLUSION??

3651

Reposted by vambs

Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.

283941838

Reposted by vambs

Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Most successful middle management revolt in history

0403

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

im only a text slinging plan making hasher in a good mood bordering on manic

000

Reposted by vambs

Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

8177761934

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

the last combuster will be stranded in a parking lot, shaded by a beautiful solar panel, watching all the electric vehicles go by unable to jump his 12v tacoma

000

Reposted by vambs

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/04/2026

these are policy decisions, made by government officials. that have taken away my preferred option for transit. cars are not freedom, they're a prison that most people don't even realize they're in.

021133

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

all printers are bastards

000

vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 14/04/2026