vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The go bag implies that the father regularly gets drunk, mad, and abusive post game. DV calls tend to spike around big games. 141
Reposted by vambsburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this 32526501
Reposted by vambsAlbasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection 205246165902
Reposted by vambsA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281543
Reposted by vambsSprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Life just be that way all the time 🙃 3691393278
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026my knee fucked up and now I have a Dota turn around time 000
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026fmhy.netfmhy.netWelcomeThe largest collection of free stuff on the internet! 000
Reposted by vambsGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A whole lot of people with otherwise progressive views suddenly get real mad when you talk about doing anything at all to address the scourge of speeding drivers killing people 94168618
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026in accordance with the Law of Everyone is 12, I propose that all media is playing dolls. 000
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 05/07/2026pay to send a care package to your favorite just like hunger games 000
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026we used to unfurl scrolls... now the scroll unfurls you 000
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 28/06/2026the dirty dew feels gross from a gas station but if it was a 20$ mocktail I would simply go broke 000
Reposted by vambsHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243375589
Reposted by vambsanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137483530
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026it has never been more important for people to step up, do their part, and lie on the internet. 050
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 05/06/2026everybody is ready but who can ring the bell loud enough for all to hear? 000
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026in my culture, replying with a gif of old sharpie vampire is the highest compliment one can give 010
Reposted by vambsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Extremely funny to see a Pope doing the “let’s see what this baby can do” 421376141
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 27/05/2026nobody ever talks about how awesome the casino on the death star is 000
Reposted by vambsLake (they/it) @lakefoundtheirexit.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is a funny po-CAPTAIN DISILLUSION?? 3651
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 13/05/2026maybe but they're much easier to dodge here. When twitter wants to push something, the filter buttons stop working, and the bots can pay for your attention 100
Reposted by vambsJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit. 283938838
Reposted by vambsScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Most successful middle management revolt in history 0403
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 09/05/2026The founding fathers were simply disrupting the tyranny industry 0110
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 08/05/2026im only a text slinging plan making hasher in a good mood bordering on manic 000
Reposted by vambsSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177731933
vambs @morganwatts.bsky.social · 28/04/2026after the initial set up of all these things, they'll save money 000
