moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Back from the pharmacy only to discover that they have dispensed someone else's prescription. And it's not even anything fun that's worth keeping :-( 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Another cunt with an acoustic guitar. That's what we were all crying out for. #SPAARG 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think the government might have seriously overestimated the English pub-goers' ability to pace themselves. No-one will even make it to 1am. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Man pretends that humans can change sex in order to win applause from other men. Please excuse the yawns... 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Might I just say in advance of the incoming heatwave: fuck the weather for the next week. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Now I know what purgatory is: being 45 and stuck on a small hospital ward where all the other patients are retired and having a nostalgia group wank. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Okay, the £3.99 Merlot from Aldi was not a good idea. The second bottle, however, is hitting the spot after a couple of Rennies. Minty afternotes, but smoother on the stomach. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialIan Weissman, DO @drianweissman.bsky.social · 18/08/2025A patient with type 1 diabetes has begun producing his own insulin after receiving a transplant of pancreatic cells. For the first time, islet cells have been edited so they wouldn't be rejected by the patient, removing the need for immunosuppressant drugs. www.sciencealert.com/first-of-its...sciencealert.comFirst-Of-Its-Kind Cell Transplant Brings a Cure For Diabetes CloserA patient with type 1 diabetes has begun producing his own insulin after receiving a transplant of pancreatic cells. 532658942
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Firing mental crossbow bolts at the parents who decided to outfit their child with a referee's whistle at nine in the fucking evening. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Eth-eth-eth-eth-eth, eth-eth-eth-eth-eth sminki-pinki whiskasfullameatygoodness Chris Waddle www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_F...youtube.comEngelbert Humperdinck - Please release me - 1989YouTube video by VHS-Goldie 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 19/07/2025South East Water unveil latest technology to capture current deluge in Kent: 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Man chastises woman for helping animals. 120
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Big storm's a-coming here in Kent. May it dispel the clamminess in time for bed. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Just off the phone with my mother, who had somehow become convinced of the fact that the Wright brothers' first flight took place on the Isle of Sheppey. I can't stop laughing. Is it too early for a drink? 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 17/04/2025“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…” 281404294
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Just ran the bathroom door over my big toe. Fuck everything. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Got my second wind and neatened up the edges on the shepherd's pie. Going for another lie-down now. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025How to pizza properly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dICK...youtube.comHow to make a pizza - Floyd Cooks - BBCYouTube video by Good Food 010
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialtomjwebb @tomjwebb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I hesitate slightly to lower the tone, but will do anyway… www.suffolkgazette.com/pothole-art-...suffolkgazette.comPothole art avenger ‘Wanksy’ targets Suffolk streetsPothole art avenger ‘Wanksy’ is targeting the streets of Suffolk after his successful campaign in the north of England. 121
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Facebook has very kindly reminded me that it's 2 years to the day since I had surgery on a perianal abscess. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025This man is worth an hour of anyone's time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nLH...youtube.comI Asked An Actual Apollo Engineer to Explain the Saturn 5 Rocket - Smarter Every Day 280YouTube video by SmarterEveryDay 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It did a snow! For a bit. Rain later. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 03/01/2025HbA1c down to 40! It turns out I do have some degree of willpower. Now to apply it to cholesterol... 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 02/01/2025My fridge is finally free from roast meat and potatoes in their various forms. However, I think it will be the cauliflower cheese that I shall miss the most. #HappyNewYear 110
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Just realised my pants have been on the wrong way round since I donned them on this morning. #HappyNewYear2025 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Google has just reminded me of a poignant series of photos I took 2 years ago of my blocked and overflowing drain, coloured by the muted tones of the winter sun. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Peace to you all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZe3...youtube.comSpiegel im Spiegel for Cello and Piano (Arvo Pärt)YouTube video by Leonhard Roczek 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 24/12/2024They should have dug it out sooner. It will never be defrosted by Christmas morning. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialred - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 24/12/2024this is from last christmas but it's still one of the best photos of her i've ever taken. happy holidays from me and hubris 6652181374
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Mr Escher 10788112
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Taking on Sainsbury's at 6 a.m. If I should die, think only this of me: that there's some corner of a busy cheese aisle that put me on statins in the first place. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialDr Matt Pope @mattpope.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Chauvet Cave was discovered on the 18th December 1994. 30 years ago today. To many it is the most arresting expression of cave art in the archaeological record & it is one of the oldest examples in Europe. Here are four of my highlights. archeologie.culture.gouv.fr/chauvet/en #AncientSky 🦣🏺 18505182
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 16/12/2024The joy of Mozart: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9V...youtube.comHuw Montague Rendall & Elisabeth Boudreault sing "Pa-Pa-Pa-Papagena" (Mozart: Die Zauberflöte)YouTube video by Warner Classics 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialDr Matt Pope @mattpope.bsky.social · 16/12/2024As we approach Midwinter, here's The Black Stag from the cave of Lascaux. Considered to be either a creature of Ice Age myth, or a rendering of an extinct Megaloceros. Deep in the ground it was drawn above geometric symbols, including 13 circles, the meaning of which is now lost. #AncientSky 🌙🦌🦣🏺 291023292
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqeJ...youtube.comShchedryk / Щедрик. Carol of the Bells. Original Ukrainian Version with English and Ukrainian LyricsYouTube video by Eileen 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024 Oh good, the porn bots have arrived. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Guardian journalists are on strike. In solidarity, here are the articles I refuse to link to: - I say return our looted culture to Cro-Magnon France - I thought I was dying - but I'd just skipped lunch! - Finally, at 36, I understand old age - I spent a week in the North and it wasn't too bad [1/2] 1433575
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 04/12/2024The chief reason that I enjoy Shostakovich's Jazz Suites is that they contain precisely zero jazz. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialHip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 27/11/2024"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?" 1128994
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The inexplicability of Gregg Wallace's media career is matched only by its longevity. 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialJune Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What, the Greggg Wallace who said on Masterchef "I'm desperate to dip that pork into something wet!". And not forgetting the time that he was on the cover of the free Waitrose paper. 0327
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 28/11/2024I feel like it's time for the annual appreciation of this, the greatest ever twitter reply 18662184
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Me: what cunt's had half my pint? 000
Reposted by @moppettshow.bsky.socialSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Best dog breeds: West Highland Blunderbuss Synchronised Nesting Spaniel Viking Burial Hound Vauxhall Retriever Dutch Exciter Victorian Mourning Pug Short-Haired Oscillator Crested Henry 1411115
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Hope Bryan Habana's whiplash isn't too serious #ENGvSA 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This is going to be a tough watch. SA by 2 scores. #EngvSA #rugby 020
