moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have never been on a first date that involved a banana. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Translate to 2026: "Stepped in last night's kebab. Peeled it off my foot and still ate it. Alfie remains a cunt." 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, the illiterate are often encouraged to take up medicine. 020
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's gratifying to see that they used the right tool. 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026TB or not TB, that is th- *shoots self through roof of mouth by way of apology* 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Back from the pharmacy only to discover that they have dispensed someone else's prescription. And it's not even anything fun that's worth keeping :-( 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It's the bit about having been a professional snooker player that irked me the most. 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I think Fronds Reunited already caused enough trouble at the time. 011
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There is certainly a touch of Bottersnike about the ears... 110
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Another cunt with an acoustic guitar. That's what we were all crying out for. #SPAARG 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When I was a student living in France, if you went to a bar and asked for 'un rouge, s.v.p.', it always came out of the fridge. I did look slightly askance, though, when I once saw someone put ice in their beer. 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026He was clearly in the pay of Big Salad. 140
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Only in America. The rest of the world retains some grip on reality. 010
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It's the superlative, so it will mean 'very' or 'most' golden. 111
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Utter bullshit. No-one who's ever played chess would describe 'en passant' as "obscure". It's no more obscure than castling. 2200
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think the government might have seriously overestimated the English pub-goers' ability to pace themselves. No-one will even make it to 1am. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026*genuflects in complete flabbergastment* 110
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Stop pretending men can be women, you disingenuous arse. 110
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Stop Me If You Think I've Returned This One Before #SmithsLOTR 030
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Hell of a story. I hear Paramount are sniffing around this one. 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026In fairness, turkey tits are huge. A baster would ensure maximum coverage. 030
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm sure she means Daphne's Ultra-Technical Ingression recorder. 120
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026No need; Aldi chocolate is far better than Cadbury's ever was. 340
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Cheer up, you miserable arse. I think Mode might have been lost on you... 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I can give you the number for the Samaritans if you like. 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It was a pound a go, and no-one was staking their mortgage on it. Maybe, just maybe, we took personal responsibility back in the nineties, and didn't try to blame our own deficiencies on anything but ourselves. 0101
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026In other words, you are completely unable to defend your position, because even you know it's wrong. Typical coward. One day your conscience might catch up with you; if that should happen, I hope you'll have the humility to apologise to all the women you've disregarded. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You have stated that you don't believe humans can change sex. So, why would you want to let men into women's changing rooms? Notice how I'm not the one squirming and performing mental gymnastics in order to make my point. Why are women and girls second class in your world view? 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So you're pretending not to understand a very important issue that has been discussed at length over the past decade? And you call yourself a journalist. You claim to have daughters: are you happy for men to insist that they be allowed into female changing rooms? 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026From your past posts on both here and Twitter, it's more reasonable than interesting. So, clarify for us both: can humans change sex? 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Man pretends that humans can change sex in order to win applause from other men. Please excuse the yawns... 100
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This also applies to situations in which your perianal abscess has burst during palpation. I'm looking at you, Medway Hospital. 020
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Might I just say in advance of the incoming heatwave: fuck the weather for the next week. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The internet is wasted on you, isn't it? 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If you think dire wolves have been resurrected, then you are scientifically illiterate. 030
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Jurassic Bark #caninesfilmfestival #LowHangingFruit 020
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Yeah, fuck etymology. Let's get rid of 'quarantine' too, while we're at it. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026So the rhymes of our forefathers would have us believe. 000
moppettshow.bsky.social @moppettshow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It's a good thing we don't have gun culture over here. 010
