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Duran Durandal

@mooshmade.bsky.social
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Creaturegirl Dogmom // drives what cars you // 30-40yo // Midwest

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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 2h
finding myself daydreaming about the bit in The Mask (1994) when a cop is forced to sing Cuban Pete and she gets such a fearful look upon herself as her body is puppeted to be part of the song and dance number
the cop lady in the mask being all scared cause she's forced to sing Cuban Pete via supernatural means.
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 6h
giving her combat doll euphoria by fingering her with this as the lube
du-pont teflon non stick dry film lubricant. you probably shouldn't use this as sexual lubricant.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kinda weird having a piece of gear that is effectively your green goblin mask
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ACS Tallula's Memory, variable role carrier ship @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
porn world is real and it exists in stories and you have to help it leak through its cage with me
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
apex
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think part of the appeal of the falconry thing is that I really don't wanna have to bother cultivating a Domme Aura I just wanna be pointed at some hapless girl and tear into her like a whirlwind until the woman with the glove tells me I've done a good job and gives me a treat
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I don't want a submissive I just want a victim
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(2/2)
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ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @beckymastery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#transtuesday Tech trouble 😵‍💫 (1/2)
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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We actually did make lab grown slime girls that fucked and sucked like champions but they were 99% Acetone so they evaporated too quick to do anything. Greatest shame of modern science really.
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
amassing subs like gaining minions is pretty cool until you meet a girl and `[DECAPITATION STRIKE: AVAILABLE]` text is suddenly floating above your head
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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i hate that one of the hottest robots in fiction to me is the trillionaire oil baron guy from DOOM. what do you mean they made Robo-Bezos and then gave his mecha body Fuck Handles. can you believe this shit
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
show fit and vibes
clover pulling off her sunglasses into a vague smirk
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 25/09/2026
I don't care about your Meyers Briggs, what's your NFPA 704 hazard symbol?
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
something about the american tech workplace getting catered hamburgers but only having diet sodas
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning salutations for Madam Hound...
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ouroboros
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💜⛓️Malice, Queen of Intox⛓️💜 @malice.monster · 06/02/2026
I found your future home!
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excusing myself from social obligations due to unforeseen gas pains call that Farts Majeure
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back in the UK. This place sucks. They don't even have Midwestern women here
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sighs. what i wouldn't give to be a really big dog that gets adopted by a girl way too small and weak to handle me but she swears it's fine and she knows what she's doing and then a week later she has a brand new sexuality centered around knot
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
had to shuffle around the bikes for some pavement work and gods i need to replace the clutch lever; i need to ride in the crisp air
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
punching my pillow
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
this one showing up on base after breaking not only the company's mission completion time record but also the collateral damage and friendly fire records
people w/ blue eyes meme but the lil figure is surrounded by drawn weapons of those that are not blessed to be the main character
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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fial @fialovart.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the signal catcher 📡
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 21/09/2026
being defeated in battle is a kind of enrichment for combat dolls
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
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koyorin @koyorin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
deathless
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Minji ⚜️ @minjilee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
engaging self-affirmation protocol: i am not a chopped and washed chud. bitches love me for my fat gock and wonderful personality
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have an unconventional solution to the loneliness crisis and the erasure of third spaces...
Marketing graphic for Nintendo Streetpass on the 3DS. It shows white stick figures going about their days and the two in the middle are walking away from each other, one has a tote bag the other a briefcase. It shows 3DSes in their bags and green arrows forming a circle between the people. At the bottom is two 3DSes doing a wireless communication thing between them.
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Red Strangeness Emporium @redemporium.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will never cease to amaze me how different this community is. Mainstream: cuckoldry is such a taboo kink Bsky mechsplo: I just set my wife up with seven different people, three of whom will humiliate me about it, one of whom I'm besties with, and three of whom I'll be humiliating about it
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 15/09/2026
i call my track car Ancyor because she's my beast, but it also amuses me that she, too, is cobbled together from the corpses of her fallen sisters. a nightmarish kitbash of salvaged parts, kept running on a hope and a dream
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🔞aussy r18🔞 @saucyaussy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
hexed
The Hex Maniac, from Pokemon X&Y, being groped by ghostly hands.The Hex Maniac, from Pokemon X&Y, being groped by ghostly hands.
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Emi/FK @priestessemi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What the men playing WARDOGS dont wanna know is that their entire logistics system is held up by a half drunk faggot with hundreds of hours in Eurotruck sim.
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Emi/FK @priestessemi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got the best earrings that have ever existed today.
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't care how much she cries, she's not *walking* into this bar ever again
Woman on all fours turning into a dog while sobbing. People stand behind her.
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Celina the Fermented @celina0801.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Duran Durandal @mooshmade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
athletic women...🤤
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“You’re into X kink because of YZ trauma/deep seated insecurity” what happened to watching some weird movie as a kid, is that still good enough
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deltaV @mrdeevee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
crushed
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Val🏳️‍⚧️Vondran 🔜 PAX Aus @valvondran.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you GitS 2026 for the reference image of the Major's neck ports I can show the tattoo artist when I stop being a coward
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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☀️ @stel.energy · 31/08/2026
"worse than 9/11"
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final score
detroit 5 chicago 33
1st annual midwest smackdown

a picture of one or both of the teams
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is about how having a transgender third during sex is pretty fricken sweet.
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