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MꙬse Allain

@mooseallain.bsky.social
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 8h
Oops
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 9h
Not sure how Jerry Hall’s going to get on with the pottery.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 9h
I can’t believe they’ve recruited Keith Brymer Jones from the pottery throwdown show with an unprecedented transfer fee! I did not see that coming.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10h
I do love Chloe's work
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10h
It takes pluck
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10h
It was a joke, not a serving suggestion
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10h
Thank you Robin!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10h
I’m not a full guitarist but I’m definitely on the plectrum.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you. I’d like to see that!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12h
Thank you!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12h
Ghost Houses #WIP
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12h
No need to thank me.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 14h
Like I said, this was a joke, not what I actually had for lunch
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 15h
1 This is a joke, not a recipe. 2 Look, I LIKE unsalted butter but if you don’t I really don’t need to hear from you.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16h
:)
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t get it
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 16h
To be honest I’m quite strict about what I’ll eat with these. I like to keep it simple, so thins will only get butter.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20h
Exactly. There's nothing else to go on.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20h
Same here. And also to talk about what you DO like is so much more fulfilling as a social interaction.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20h
Thank you 😊
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20h
Thank you Ian!
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21h
Exactly. There’s something performative about it, a sort of superiority that they don’t watch that (implied) rubbish.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21h
Which, fair enough, will probably be about Traitors.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21h
Yet again blocked someone for replying saying Traitors is not good. What is the point? Clearly I like it, it’s just rude to reply saying you don’t like it. It isn’t conversation. Please don’t do this. If you’re not interested or it’s not to your liking, ignore it. Read the next post in your feed.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22h
I think the thing is at this stage you only need four or five votes, and there’s nothing else to go on. It’s someone who says “I’m a traitor” then doesn’t deny it against someone who put on some lip gloss at 10pm. Either could go.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22h
I feel seen (or haven’t seen) bsky.app/profile/ofal...
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22h
Excellent :)
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22h
How can you tell if someone doesn’t watch Traitors? They’ll tell you
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22h
Looking forward to seeing Richard E Grant on Traitors Uncloaked later.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you 😊
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My contribution to this evening’s Locally Sourced new material comedy night P-themed raffle. It’s a panda fight! Come along, laugh at comedy, buy a raffle ticket you could be walking home with this succulent drawing.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This has gone too far. Someone on the high street walked slap bang into me because apparently “I thought you were ai”.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like the focus on the thing that is not dynamic yet insists “Look at me”. I like the composition, the reply from the sky, “Ok, I’m going to be the main feature”. And I like the blird. And I like the revelation (to me, at least) that parts of a photograph can be in an actual dialogue.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I took this photo of a kestrel (or photo of a twig or photo of a sky) accidentally but there’s something I really like about it. Maybe it’s because it’s an accident, I would never have taken it deliberately.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, regretting the decision to hire knuckleheads, goons and feather-brained numbskulls.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Massive works at eg Dagenham making British models for the UK market so I’d say it is.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I advise checking before posting the same joke as everyone else.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We do make prints of some of them. I don’t have a selling website anymore since my wife died as she used to manage that side of things, so currently I’m just doing it on request.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love these two youtu.be/GUGDu8PUg94?...
youtu.be
The Harry Hill Show - Spencer Jones
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just wondering whether the current popularity of the moustache with young men can be directly traced back to Mike Wozniak’s appearance on Taskmaster.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I refer you to Wiktionary “Etymology If the term is a compound of wind +‎ fucker, it may preserve an old sense of fuck (“to beat, strike”)”
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was being sarcastic about the foresight
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun accepted :)
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course I don’t.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe the reason successive governments have repeatedly failed to champion and support our amazing creative industries in the uk is because they had the foresight to know they were going to fuck them over with ai in the future.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now I just need to take a photo of the sea to prove that Finland doesn’t exist.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you :)
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Which meant something like ‘wind hitter’ at the time, I believe.
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