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I’m the CEO of Moose Penis AI, a hyperscaler. I also like dogs and cats. #parodyaccount

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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 3h
Trump family’s defense counsel will be Boris Yeslev Microcock, a Russian attorney from the KGB on loan from Putin.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 3h
The lead prosecutor will be named Goose Ashley McMillan and he will be an immigrant from Ireland as a child who graduated magna cum laude from NYU law school.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 3h
I may start doing mock trials Law & Order style of maga nazis, starting with trials for treason for trump’s entire family.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 3h
Chee-hat what’s the rule for dealing with ignorant overbearing in-laws that email you late Friday night??
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 3h
I think I’m going to start a podcast about how much I hate trump supporters. Would anyone like to listen? 🎧
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 4h
The wife has now watched so many episodes of Law & Order that she wants to become a Private Investigator. 🕵️‍♀️😂
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 5h
CONFIRMED: Based on genetic testing of numerous samples it has been confirmed men in the trump family suffer from hereditary penile dwarfism. ⤵️
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Bionic B!tch Ass @millsypop.bsky.social · 13h
I am SO tired of Waymos! California needs a ban on autonomous cars. Last night I waited for 7 minutes on Hyperion before this dipshit autonomous car’s remote driver took over the controls and moved out of traffic.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 6h
Apparently the ”doodoo factory” is where bad people go to make stinky doodoos. 😆
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 7h
Deep thoughts from the 6yr old: Trump’s poopoo people should be sent to the doodoo factory! I couldn’t agree more my child! 👍
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 11h
Mike Pompeo has been rewarded with a teaching fellowship at Columbia University’s School of International and Public Affairs. The same school that canceled my class on media, race and international affairs. @columbiasipa.bsky.social share.google/KEvTy5yER71U...
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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to join SIPA faculty
Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will join the School of International and Public Affairs as a fellow at SIPA’s Institute of Global Politics in March, the Wall Street Journal reported Monday.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 8h
The cat has convinced me that it’s nap time. 🐈 The power of suggestion!
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Jesse Felder @jessefelder.com · 17h
‘The aim is to make the AI assistants a little more approachable, distinct and trustworthy. If the Jolly Green Giant could get kids to eat their vegetables, perhaps a sweet anthropomorphic triangle can win over AI skeptics.‘ www.wsj.com/tech/ai/tech...
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Tech Companies Roll Out Cuddly Mascots to Ease AI Anxiety
Meta, OpenAI and others are associating their AI agents and tools with cute characters to win over skeptics.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 10h
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10h
Trump could nominate the worst person with a law degree in America and this Republican senate will confirm that person. That includes Susan Collins, who always confirms Trump’s justices. The only chance you have to keep that person off the court is to elect Democratic senators.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 12h
Unlike Jesse Watters himself, who was born to the heiress of the Better Homes & Gardens publishing franchise, and has lived a life of wealth and privilege.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12h
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13h
Trump is planning to host a third gala for the top investors of his $TRUMP crypto coin. He and his family have raked in $2.2 billion from their crypto ventures, while their investors have lost almost the same amount. They’ll fleece anyone they can — even their own supporters.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18h
that twitter still has a lot of normal people on it is the main problem! it would be a lot better if it was exclusively fascists and the blast radius of their propaganda was smaller! truth social isn't warping brains that weren't already warped
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 13h
I can’t believe it didn’t even occur to me that men would use AI to make photos & videos like this. I know it’s not real but it’s somehow still violating & nauseating to imagine some creeper making realistic-looking photos of me kissing them (or otherwise). Get me off this fucking planet.
This would be a dream come true 

Pic of man with Sophie Cunningham kissing his cheek
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 14h
I want every single supporter of the maga rape culture castrated and sent to hell. 🤬
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 14h
I want every single supporter of the maga rape culture castrated and sent to hell. 🤬
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 18h
Elon Musk has broken up with baby mommy 9/10/12/14, announced via Twitter unfollow alert post sponsored by Kalshi
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 02/10/2026
If your reaction to Wemby saying this is a hearty “hell yeah”, it behooves me to let you know that @theguardian.com does not take business from betting companies, we have a great sports section, no paywall, and a great app. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/o...
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‘It’s sad seeing players promote it’: Wembanyama says he will never endorse gambling companies
Spurs star says it is ‘very sad’ to see NBA players promote gambling companies and insists money no longer drives his sponsorship decisions
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grown men spraying each other with champagne 🍾 over winning a 3 game wild card series is honestly pretty pathetic.
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i know its essentially meaningless, but i want a dem led congress to bring in these tech douche bags and just completely humiliate them over renaming things tell them youre gonna start calling ai zucks mom, ask them to provide all communications and read it aloud, show the world what worms they are
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Marcus Kelson @marcuskelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yet another reason to abandon the utterly inhumane and pointless death penalty… www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say
Christa Pike, sentenced to death over 1995 murder, was heard snoring 40 minutes after lethal doses administered, witnesses said
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 24/01/2025
Everything is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
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ashley (birthday month) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my stomach just dropped
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Charlie Kirk was literally in the process of reciting one of his most foul lies—that trans people commit disproportionately more mass shootings—the moment his life ended. Then, UCLA illegally fired me for posting the truth about ✨this✨ unmoisturized lagoon creature. www.gofundme.com/f/waiting-fo...
Photo of a goofy looking Chuck Kirk
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want every man who signed this in prison for life when this shit is over.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is Bluesky one of the worst and buggiest sites on the internet??
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Rory Johnston @roryjohnston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spoke with the @newrepublic.com’s @gracesegers.bsky.social about the diesel crisis and how consumers can’t get away from the fuel even if they wanted
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New reports reveal Meta has been classifying gigantic data centers as "pilot models" in order to secure a tax credit from the 1980s. The loophole has allowed Meta to avoid paying nearly $4,000,000,000 in taxes last year alone.
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Friendly advice… I’d go ahead and close this trade before you lose more. 🧐 @sellingtheta.bsky.social @cavandy.bsky.social
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John Berry @aniccia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"for the most part, whenever you see the lots full for the Waymos it's bc they can't handle rain" OP: tiktok.lzrdman, Tempe Waymo has been trying and failing to handle rain in Arizona for about a decade. Just this one of many defects makes them ~~100x less reliable than human drivers.
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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Their only problem-solving domain is things relevant to other young west coast techbros whose emotional development ended at age 11.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't hard. KY Gov. Beshear Has Message For Anti-Trans Dems: “We Don’t Throw Anybody Under The Bus.” The governor provides a counterpoint to those who believe red state Democrats need to capitulate on transgender rights. www.erininthemorning.com/p/ky-gov-bes...
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KY Gov. Beshear Has Message For Anti-Trans Dems: “We Don’t Throw Anybody Under The Bus.”
The governor provides a counterpoint to those who believe red state Democrats need to capitulate on transgender rights.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The RFK Jr. death toll mounts.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1. DOGE dividend. 2. Tariff dividend. 3. Midterms dividend. 4. Data center dividend.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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MP AI HyperScale Inc 🫎🍆 @moose-penis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cotton candy, fun clowns, and circuses are the only forms of reality I may be bothered with! 🥳🤡🎪🎡
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“.. Oura’s postponement in line with other issuers delaying IPOs is pointing to a weaker market than we had foreseen as recently as a few weeks ago. The structural pressures from such rapidly rising yields cannot be overstated.” @barrons.com www.barrons.com/articles/our...
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/09/2026
I seriously only know who this guy is because his name keeps popping up to defend rapists. These are some of the most wild screenshots I’ve ever seen.
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