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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 10h

He's about 1 cup size from having to piss in the women's room.

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 11h

Everyone should unionize right now, even if only to be a pain in the ass.

Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 12h

But, no fatties, no beardos, and no weirdos, amirite?

Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 13h

And I guess the plan now is to use this hugely expensive navy to escort tankers indefinitely?

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I never argue about their resurrection. Here's what I'll do: We each drop $100,000 in an escrow account. If Jesus returns with exactly one calendar year from today, *exactly* as specified in Thessalonians, you take the pot. Otherwise I take it. Double or nothing each year until you quit.

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Their only problem-solving domain is things relevant to other young west coast techbros whose emotional development ended at age 11.

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

First lower-high in Brent yesterday. I calc 99 trade/92 trend. Took that down to a 2% position when failed. 3 sweet trades in it this year, but don't overstay. Bonds oversold, covered duration shorts yesterday. You'll get another shot at it later, I suspect. Got incrementally longer high beta tech

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Man, did my semi-annual LinkedIn check. My ex-Microsoft peeps are in a bad, bad place now. Christ, the tech job market... I have one year to go at this. I don't really see going back to tech when I'm done at this financial, win or lose.

Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting incrementally longer here. Just a short-term tactical move.

Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Again Trump’s handlers are incompetent, hate him, or both. They just had him do 45 minutes of low energy bat shittery, in which he was largely incoherent, provided multiple insane sound bites and generally looked and sounded like he’s going to be checking out soon (like before tonight’s Big Mac)

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There's a damn good story for you.

Scottie Too Hottie has lost control of the world's absolute bedrock collateral.

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The only war that matters is class war. Fuck you and your absurdist culture war takes.

Gives me a huge boner to imagine this in my sight picture.

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Oh, look! Here come the (copyright) migrant caravans!

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Yeah, motherfucker, gonna need to slow your roll talking about needing a 'competent man' to monitor what their wives read. You motherfuckers believe the earth was occupied by a race of giants, and there was a massive fure-breathing sea monster in the ocean.

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October.

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How does that diaper shit taste, Mike? One thing I can guarantee is that you will end up having eaten it for absolutely nothing.

Women should work together to execute and mutilate anyone who sexually abuses them. It's the right thing to do, plus, a dead AI bro is an unalloyed good for civilization.

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Fuck you, Haretz mouthpiece.

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Overpass pinatas for every one of these motherfuckers. And fuck any Democratic candidate who advocates "forgive and move on." If you don't execute all of them, they'll be gnawing at the wiring until they can return to power snd do it all again.

Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026

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Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Horseshit. You can't even rationally articulate what you believe, but that hasn't stopped you from trying to insinuate yourselves unwanted into all these institutions. No, you haven't 'forfeited' anything. You've just been rejected and shown the door. Your belief system is absurd. Get a better one

Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You need the same level of class solidarity as these techbro pieces of shit.

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Man, a couple of frag grenades and we could solve half the world's problems.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

America's Golden Age! Genuflect to your communist masters.

Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Coach Timmy Tubesteak unlocks his new kink.

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I don't think i could resist telling her that she has shit for brains and the world would be a better place if she filled her pockets with lead weights and walked into the ocean.

I *think* I'm recalling correctly that Masa's fund now has $90 billion in OpenAI. I don't think OpenAI makes it. I think the blast radius is enormous when they don't.

Secretary Mullet, you should taste the muzzle, squeeze the trigger, and improve the world.

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What the fuck is the source of this 'report' of a staged Hormuz opening?

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Child rapist says what? Every time I see this motherfucker's fivehead, all I can think about is burning his pedo dick off with an acetylene torch.

Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Happy 9/25 Eve. Don't forget to leave out a plate of chicken and dumplings and a bottle of nail polish or Dolly won't come and visit you tonight

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Good day to cover an incremental amount of duration shorts, if any ye have.

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LOL $ORCL, die in poverty under a fucking bridge, Ellison. You've been one of the worst generational pricks in computing for over 40 years.

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Gorgeous breakout in the MOVE index. You have to love it when macro gravity asserts itself over the tiresome daily attempts at a market pump, if only for a little while. One non-negotiable for the next administration is that it never mentions equity markets, much less attempts to pump them.

15.21% yield in October, 1981, after the OPEC oil embargo and the Iranian revolution. We can do so much better.

What a CHEAP bribery-whore. She could be convinced to commit a major felony for what some upper-medium middle class person makes in a year.

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You should be GRATEFUL for rising interest rates, peasants, because it means Trump's economy is STRONG LIKE BULL.

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Say it, Scottie Too Hottie. Tell us you're the fucking house again. I'm laughing at the superior former hedgie intellect, Scottie. I'm short your bullshit in size, for a while now.

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The best thing that could possibly happen in financial markets is for tech to be dead money for a couple of decades.

Really enjoy the days when it's not 3 megacaps and one bp down in bond yields skying the tech index. Long energy/short Europe/short debt playing well today.

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Not only was this the outcome they fervently wanted, they spent VAST sums of money ensuring that it did. If I were that fucking stupid and useless, I'd have to think hard about ending myself.

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How many other Navateks are out there? Collins isn't even close to the most corrupt senator. You know there have to be dozens. We've handed the DoD $9 trillion over the past decade and now they don't have enough standoff weapons to engage a middling regional power? Who's fucking stealing it?