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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I find myself once again upset that I don't have more money

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

he can't keep getting away with it

orange cat on a pink blanket asleep with his paw over his face

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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 14/05/2026

it’s so beautiful to watch ally beardsley’s transition into eminem

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lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

it is bone-deep exhausting maintaining good self-esteem

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm going to be so lazy the way I'm making my partner's cake but it has to travel for an hour and a half.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my husband has developed what is in my opinion one of the funniest fan castings of any character in history, which is Glenn Howerton as the Joker

Glenn Howerton in Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Both my sleepy heads were out of bed before me today 😭 my life is a struggle.

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

it's a little too cold for shorts, but my partner needs to see how amazing my ass looks in these shorts

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

blow-up doll witih realistic cloaca

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

The people of Tennessee are very nice, but none of their infrastructure seems designed to accommodate the human animal

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I only successfully managed to take my night meds once this week

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Ah bless. I messaged my ex while high as fuck yesterday but it was super normal

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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 16/04/2026

i dunno maybe it's because i'm in Minnesota and we kicked out Al Franken for squeezing his constituents' asses and now have a woman senator who is *currently holding the senate floor to save the boundary waters*, but you got a man with baggage? you can toss the man!

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

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Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h
• JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO:
"When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory."

"In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

"And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My wife and I are taking my partner home. I'm in the back seat while the two of them are in the front, warmly chatting. I love them both so much

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 12/04/2026

just had to explain to someone that monsterfucking has nothing to do with energy drinks and I don't know which one of us is walking away from the conversation more traumatized

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

one of many reasons i will never accept abandoning my trans siblings or the broader queer community for the purposes of "a bigger tent"

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 12/04/2026

Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country. Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.

hrw.org

Budapest Pride 2025: A Record Crowd Stands Up for Democracy

This weekend in Hungary’s capital Budapest, Human Rights Watch staff witnessed the city transform—if only for one brilliant afternoon—into a beacon of resistance. Budapest Pride was more than a celebr...

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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $200/$700 @garaktailor.com · 12/04/2026

I assumed I'd be dead by now

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

he loves his ikea rat

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

people ask, "what is wrong with men." it's not some sort of biological truth or innate characteristic of men we're talking about here. the issue is that in a patriarchal and sexist culture, men learn that they are entitled to take what they want from women and that they will not be held accountable

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I have had 3 sips of a cocktail and am thus, predictably, drunk.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"there is so much pain in the world and in this room"

woman w/ a cigarette loosely hanging from her lips and looking dissociative.

Text "at the club reflecting on the relentless, inevitable march of time"

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

All my besties are leftists, but leftists who make hating on religion their entire personality are annoying and ineffective af. You cannot organize people you have contempt for, and most people have religion. You will not annoy, pester, or troll them out of their beliefs ffs. Be better.

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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

If you aren't obsessed then what are we doing

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My situationship's tall hot goth roommate wore his glasses to dinner so the universe is bullying me in particular. Like, how dare everyone be tall, hot, smart, and wearing glasses?

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This is so funny to me it's the ultimate "mods are asleep" Quick everyone!! Lmao

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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/04/2026

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

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🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I hate that feeling sad makes everything feel like rejection

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Are you telling me that April fooled this day?

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

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lillian @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

on this tdov, a reminder that trans people are never going anywhere so get used to us being hot and good at everything forever

a white tattooed trans women in a collar takes a selfie in front of a spotted purple shower curtain. she has bright red hair and is wearing a black/white/red dress that looks like the Predator is scanning her body for threats. she is hot

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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Nature's way of saying: "Never give up"

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Eating Dr. Pepper peeps like ortolan, with a towel over my head to hide my shame from gd.

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 29/03/2026

Overheard in the grocery store: "My grandmother buried more men than she kept, you sure you want me to be like her?" I don't know what he did, but he might want to go ahead and move on out. Just a thought.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Hey btw if you’re in the Baltimore area and you’re interested in getting into native plants I cannot recommend these people enough, prices are amazing and it’s a nonprofit herringrunnursery.bluewaterbaltimore.org