Sign in

🌛Haunted Hart🌜

@moofable.bsky.social
296 followers 210 following 1.9K posts

🐍Jack Ralls/J.C. Mondark🌵Strange but not a stranger🌹Friendly neighborhood queer 🦖he/him y usted en español 🌱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

PostsRepliesMedia
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I was super cute last night.
Picture of a guy in round glasses and a fuzzy leopard print coatPicture of a guy in a snake print shirt
030
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Skeleton onsie under a normal summer outfit is a great Week Of Halloween outfit
Photo of a man's torso. He is a skeleton onsie with shorts and an open skull print shirt.
050
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
At least I got myself a skeleton onesie today. I also went to the dentist today, which was a nice little bit of pain
image of a guy with round glasses in a skeleton onesie
030
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Just me and the hottub now
Picture of a guy in round glasses in the hot tub of a hotel pool
030
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What the fuck do you mean "French?"
Picture of the wrapper from a Concha, a Mexican sweet bread, that describes it as a French Sweetie Roll
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Maybe I should wear a poorly tied cravat more often
Guy in leather pants and a pirate shirt wearing a poorly tied green cravat
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Blue text: How do you feel about Halloween?
Grey text: Take it or leave it
Blue text: That might be the only straight thing you have ever said
Grey text: Lol
000
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
One of the fun things about The Cliché is how often I get this response to things
Someone replying with "You really are a man lol" and it being reacted to with a laughing emoji
120
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We are currently taking a break, though.
A black cat with a red bow tie sitting on a sloth blanket
100
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The shirt in question
a guy in round glasses in a rat king shirt.
160
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I made an entire bag of beans today with the ham bone from yesterday and now I have too many beans. Thank goodness for freezers.
A bunch of beans and bean broth. 4 large jars of bean broth, 5 large jars of beans, two rectangular containers of beans, and 8 small jars of beans.
030
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
And now that I am home, she is shunning me. How dare father think she cares
A black cat with a blue collar, sitting in a loaf form and trying to look like she is ignoring the photographer but you can tell from the way her ears are pointed that she is paying attention
0171
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Very Important People
White text on a black background that says "Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?"
21271
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Okay, hear me out: The Midnight Louse from VIP (David Hoyle Jr.)
Picture of a blue slug like creature with little fangs and a bunch of eyes
100
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Hmmm, somehow having doughnuts for lunch didn't make me feel better. But they were adorable and tasty.
Two heart shaped doughnuts on a heart shaped plate. One is chocolateand the other is strawberry
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I broke my kitchen scissors today. Weirdly impressive.
A pair of kitchen scissors where part of the handle has snapped off.
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Everyone should have a silly little coat, especially if it matches your Santa hat! 🎄🌟Happy Holidays!🌟🎄
A man with round glasses and a black mask. He's wearing a big fuzzy leopard print coat with a matching Santa hat.
3271
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Let's do a thing!
Image of black text on a white background that says "Get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love" with a little heart emoji at the end.
120
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Day 4! Holiday blend coffee, apple cinnamon chocolate, pesto cheese, and an orange, yuzu, and grapefruit jam.
A paper plate with a paper cup of coffee, a slice of a chocolate truffle,  a slice of white cheese with red and green flecks, and a slice of toast with orange colored jam.
010
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Day 3! Quince, apple, and honey jam, peppermint mocha coffee, goat cheese, and a salted caramel chocolate chocolate that was shaped like a snail shell
A piece of toast with some red jam, a cup half full of coffee, part of a chocolate truffle, and a slice of white cheese. In the background you can see other plates with the same thing
230
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Day 2 is guava jam, hazelnut medalian, mimolette cheese, and white chocolate coffee
A slice of toast with some red jam, a slice of a chocolate with little hazelnuts, a slice of yellow cheese, and a cup with a little coffee
100
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I split everything amongst the house and it turned into a cute little sampler plater. The coffee is salted caramel, the chocolate is dark Cocoa, the jam is quince, and the cheese is aged gouda.
A green paper plate with snowflakes, on it is: a slice of a chocolate truffle, a slice of cheese, a piece of toast with some red jam, and a little coffee in a paper cup.
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's the most wonderful time of the year, Advent calendar time!
A picture of 4 advent calendars. There is a coffee advent calendar, a Bonne Maman jam advent calendar, a Moser Roth chocolate village advent calendar, and a cheese village advent calendar. The coffee and jam calendars have drawings of trains, the cheese village one has a drawing of ice skating in a small town, and the chocolate calendar has a drawing of a Christmas craft market in a small town
2201
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There is still beauty in this world
Trees in the late fall, their leaves almost completely gone. The sky behind them is a brilliant blue with whisps of white. The setting sun provides a soft romantic light.A fall landscape of a quilt of farms and fields, boardered by an orange forest
012
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Fortune cookie? More like personal attack cookie.
A paper from a fortune cookie that says "It's time to take a break."
040
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
I saw a very cute black squirrel yesterday.
Picture of a black squirrel hanging out calmly by a treePicture of a black squirrel running away
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
"FATHER!!! Stop posting!"
The black cat reaching her little claw out to grab the man's elbow.
240
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Tony has decided snuggles are mandatory
A black cat laying on a reclining man's lap as he pets her.
140
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
I'm sorry, but I was annoyingly adorable today.
Some guy with round glasses and a hat, he's sort of half smiling I guess?
010
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Hey Internet! I bought you some flowers. Just don't read anything into it, okay?
A dark red colored flower from the Asteraceae family.Some pink flowersPetunias more purple than your proseMexican Marigolds
000
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
I found a hole in my shorts, so that was a great excuse to embroider a little mushroom.
An embroidered mushroom with a white stalk and a red top, thinly outlined in black. It's cute, but you can tell from the surface tension that it is not expertly done.
0321
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Oh and my neighbor's chicken that I call Penny came to watch me unload the van but Big Footed off when I said hello to her.
Blurry picture of a gorgeous chicken running away
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
5:11, last grocery trip acomplished and put away. Well, mostly. I will have to reorganize things tomorrow. I am just out of brain cells right now. Looks like Sarah took dad his groceries, probably while I was sleeping.
A Target grocery cart with things like protein chips and cat litter.
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Done with errand #3 and put them away (other than the stuff for dad that Sarah will probably take over later). I have one more store to go to but I am so tired. I don't know how I'm getting dinner done later, but that's for later Jack to figure out.
Groceries from Weis
130
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
10:14 and errand 2 is accomplished, and Sarah is retrieving dad from the hospital
A cart of groceries from Aldi
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
9:32 and the first errand has been completed
Picture of an old US post office
100
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
The neighbor's chickens came by to cheer me on. I didn't get a picture of the one that I call Penny because she quickly darted into the brush, but I did manage to snap a pic of the ones I call Pendar and Ghast.
Two scrawny young chickens, one black and one white.
140
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
7:18 and I made an Instagram post, put the dishwasher dishes from breakfast in the dishwasher, and took the giant pile of stuff out for the bulk trash people to come get.
A big pile of trash sitting on a lawn. It includes things like long planks of wood, a suitcase, and an office chair as well as a bunch of bags of trash
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
5:19 Sarah is home, AE is awake, so I made breakfast. We had leftover beans so I made beans on toast with an egg.
A picture of a slice of toasted white bread covered in baked beans and topped with a fried egg
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Tommy is Concerned
Picture of a black cat with a red collar sniffing the face of a guy with glasses.
170
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
This is a photo of a bell tower right as it strikes noon. Magic is where you meet it.
Photo of a stone walkway leading up to a stone bell tower in the distance. The bell tower stands by itself, not attached to a church. There is lots of greenery around and a blue sky with fluffy clouds.
030
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
They did fight earlier in the day over the right to sleep on Sarah's chair. They started fighting a little after I took this picture (right before I took this picture, Tony was doing the Gonna Pounce butt wiggle)
A black cat with a red collar (Tommy) curled up on a weighed blanket that's been folded and set down on a recliner. A black cat with a blue collar (Tony), sits on the arm of the chair. She is watching her sister but listening to the photographer
120
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
There weren't any clouds in my coffee, but there were clouds in my creek.
A picture of Antietam creek, the blue sky and fluffy clouds are reflected in the water.
041
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Tommy did not want to let me upstairs tonight. She was guarding The President (Alexandra) who was getting ready for bed in the bathroom, and Tommy decided that meant I wasn't allowed upstairs/near the bathroom door
Picture of a black car with a red bow tie, guarding the top of the stairs. She is looking up at the human taking the picture like "do not try me, I am ready"
0273
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Tony has found another afternoon napping spot
Picture of a black cat with a blue collar, curled up asleep on an old chair
020
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Tommy is such a gorgeous baby.
Picture of a black cat with a red bow tie looking at the camera
0111
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
He was in fact trying to decide if he should notice me taking his picture or not! Here are some of the originals in order.
Side profile of a squirrel, his eyes are wide like he just noticed the cameraThe squirrel turns to face the photographerThe squirrel smiles slightly,  tenses up in case he needs to runSensing the lack of a threat, the squirrel relaxes and starts to turn back to the side
110
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
I have discovered all the recipes in Pokèmon Sleep, please clap.
The recipe list from Pokémon Sleep. 18/18 curries/stews have been discovered, 19/19 salads, and 20/20 desserts/drinks.
130
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
I took a great picture of a squirrel today.
Picture of a grey squirrel turned toward the camera. He is sitting upright and looking a little confused. His tail is so fluffy and his chest is white and looks soft.
39810
🌛Haunted Hart🌜 @moofable.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I just love her so much. I asked Sarah to get me coffee because I don't want to move this precious little angel
A black cat with a blue collar sitting on a brown blanket
130