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Hanmonster

@hanmonster.bsky.social
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Bewildered enby art gremlin, nya

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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 9h
I’m still looking for about three double times portraits’ worth of work!! Trying to get the last bit of rent costs— don’t hesitate to reach out if you want a cool iPad painting and timelapse!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 9h
I’m still looking for about three double times portraits’ worth of work!! Trying to get the last bit of rent costs— don’t hesitate to reach out if you want a cool iPad painting and timelapse!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 10h
I’m just gonna start posting wip teasers like this honestly
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This just in: mixing that Simply Apple juice (or any apple juice that tastes like apple) with ginger ale is a delicious mixed drink thing— fizzy ginger apple stomach happy concoction. Would recommend.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m terrible at responding to things like this but I just want to say to everyone: thank you for your kindnesses. I read everything, cried a little more, but it softened the ache in my chest a little. Cat tax of gratitude from Knock yesterday:
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Despite my best efforts, the grief is really hitting hard tonight. God, I miss my mom so much. I’d rather just sleep than bawl but I don’t seem to have a choice in the matter for now.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got the itch to do a bit of fanart yesterday while chilling on my day off in @punchystream.bsky.social’s stream, so a thing happened lmao— I’d call this a regular iPad portrait timewise since it took about 3h— got the idea in my head to do a really fantastical backlighting thing on him.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, apropos of very little, god am I happy to live in an age where legal THC is readily available to get ahold of. At risk of sounding like a stoner stereotype, being able to portion a gummy quarter out whenever I need to make my insides amenable to food has been a life changer.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got the itch to do a bit of fanart yesterday while chilling on my day off in @punchystream.bsky.social’s stream, so a thing happened lmao— I’d call this a regular iPad portrait timewise since it took about 3h— got the idea in my head to do a really fantastical backlighting thing on him.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey all!! I’m opening up for more iPad pieces to pay upcoming October rent and bill things— if you’d like a single (3h) or a fancy double (6h) please do yell at me here or at Hanmonster on discord!! thanks for reading and sharing!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another double time portrait complete!! This one of some hot lady muscles for the lovely @almonihah.bsky.social of his buff kitsune Gikata. 6h or so from start to finish— I’m super happy with How the textures on this one came out especially. Procreate is good shit.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Knock, for the record, is not the only disruptor in the house. Beesly also likes insisting on lap time via brute force when I’m in the middle of rendering.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what I have to put up with every single day
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another ipad portrait done!! This one about 5h for @palehorntea.bsky.social of an absolutely gorgeous hummingbird fox— which of course meant I had to go a little apeshit on shine lol
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also spontaneous reminde/declaration that GenAI sucks shit and has no place in the art world— if it has no haters left that means I’m dead. And I’d rather ask my very questionably intelligent cats for answers before I ever go to ChatGPT.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Child cease
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky stop labeling my PG paintings as Adult challenge: im-fucking-possible apparently lmao
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And for the second portrait in a row, a bird person! This time a cool as hell penguin lady for ChinaskI having a chill moment in the evening— about 5h in total!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another more-than-double timed iPad piece for @peregrinefeathers.bsky.social this time, of his adorable peregrine fellow holding his real life sun conure in a fond moment. Super duper fun, I went absolutely overboard timewise but extremely happy with the turnout.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Helpful as always
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Were you afraid when your ship rattled and burned? Are you resting up there now in the stars where I can find you?” A surprise personal piece I had to expunge the brainrot for after getting hooked on Casualties:Unknown. A little scarred expie I’ve drummed up called Laika.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: trying to take a comically shitty iPhone photo of personal work to dump in my discord Bee: 83
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you Beesly very helpful
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God I just bought Nomad but now I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of demos on YT for Rebelle 8 and… man I shouldn’t want it but I want it aaaaa it looks so chunky and unctuous with what it can do to brush texture…
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I finally caved and treated myself to a little splurge purchase of Nomad Sculpt for my iPad. I’m calling it an early birthday present to me because I’ve been itching for it for months lmao— can’t wait to not know what I’m doing in another 3D program!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another iPad piece done! This portrait was for Macavity of their lovely ibex fellow— 3h as a regular portrait, super fun one!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes there’s a secret blep in there
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another iPad piece done (which I somehow forgot to post upon finishing the other night)— a… triple? Time? Portrait for the absolutely wonderful @blackerst.bsky.social of a drop dead gorgeous owl man in an ornamental decorative falconry hood! Saying I had fun was an understatement lol
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Peak animal
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like clockwork
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is my amazing Forever Person Wyrd’s birthday, and I finally dropped this on her as a present so I’ll post it here officially. I wanted to do a portrait of her gorgeous (but sweetly dumb) terv son, Zaku, with his favorite thing in the world: ball. She was giddy and now my heart is full.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes you’re laying in bed thinking about all the ennui of the world and feeing sorry for yourself and then a fuzzy little prey animal comes over full of bees and rolls belly up into your arms and gives you this look full of so much love and you decide it could be a lot worse actually
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So apparently Biceptember is a thing? I had no idea but this super fun double time portrait for ComradeShook sure feels appropriate!! Shook is a delight and by god do I love backmeat rendering lmao, enjoy bsky
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Another double time iPad piece complete, this one for Ruedi— who graciously let me lean into some art nouveau bullshittery that I am extremely happy with! I’m always excited for the excuse to add a mandala or some flowers lol. Slightly north of 6h total!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Another double time iPad piece complete, this one for Ruedi— who graciously let me lean into some art nouveau bullshittery that I am extremely happy with! I’m always excited for the excuse to add a mandala or some flowers lol. Slightly north of 6h total!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still need one more double time portrait (6h/240USD) to pay the last bit of rent! If anyone wants a big fancy iPad piece, please don’t hesitate to gimme a shout! And thank you so much for everyone reading and sharing!!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
By Talos this can’t keep happening
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that it’s seen and approved I can post this! An absolute blast of a piece for Jet of their absolutelt gorgeous pegasus dude. This was a double time portrait (6h) that I got basically free rein on and went feral over. Super duper happy with it.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that it’s seen and approved I can post this! An absolute blast of a piece for Jet of their absolutelt gorgeous pegasus dude. This was a double time portrait (6h) that I got basically free rein on and went feral over. Super duper happy with it.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey everyone! Due to my body being very cringe the last couple weeks and the inevitable marching on of capitalism, I’m opening for a few IPad portraits to cover my rent and things while I’m struggling to get my flesh right for streaming!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got another iPad piece knocked out while floundering through my bodily cringe for @kinto-m.bsky.social last night! Their beautiful black wolf lady with a saintly halo as a neck snare. Super duper fun, very proud of the lighting results.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Heaven keeps taking all the good old people but hell needs to OPEN SOME ROOMS FOR THE LEFTOVERS COME ON GRIMMY WE GOT SO MANY GARBAGE OLD MEN RIPE FOR THE PICKING
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A silly pettiness I have held for countless eons now that I’m just going to share here: GenAI can pry the em dash from my cold dead hands lmao, I have used those generously in my writing since I was a young cringe RPer on Neopets as a babe and THE CLANKERS CAN’T HAVE MY JOY GOD DAMMIT
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And now for more charr!! @drgromov.bsky.social snatched a portrait a while back for a cutie fella with some fresh scars and I had a ton of fun painting him! He’s not super thrilled for the post-injury snapshot lol
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So on the downside my insomnia hasn’t let me sleep yet, but on the upside, I got this whole double iPad portrait done basically in one shot for @arukanoda.bsky.social while I was in bed the last… more hours than I can remember!! Super duper pleased with how this came out!
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s happening again
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FINALLY got another iPad piece done last night that I’d had sitting for what felt like Ages due to body being cringe— a super cute ringtail girly for Jside! Ringtails are so underrated it seems criminal to me; they look like adorable little Pokémon.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Torn between the autistic desire for my weighted blanket pile to crush me flat for napping and the tragic summer dilemma of being a sweaty humid mess with so much material on my flesh, this is truly the end all seasonal struggle, eugh
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was also reached out to in the kindest way and, with that help and hours, I did in fact decide to just go ahead and get a real medicine bag and a charger cord. The former has big peonies and roses on it— it reminds me a lot of the one I remember my mom having. I’m excited for it.
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Hanmonster @hanmonster.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I did in fact have a hard sleep and just woke, and while I'm still feeling a lot of feelings, I just want you guys to know that I love you. I do. I love and appreciate you all so much. Thank you for all the kind words and gentleness. It's helped make me feel a lot less unmoored tonight.
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