Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 7hFirst time I’ve ever heard of this but how could someone ever think this DOESNT appeal to children??? 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 12hSCOTUS: In a secret ruling, we decided the constitution says Trump gets to be president forever and can drink the blood of all first born children as the founders clearly intended. My WSJ-brained father: Well I don’t like this decision, of course, but we’ve got to respect the rule of law. 000
Reposted by ChrisRead Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene. 21020283
Reposted by ChrisKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast 01825216
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hot take: LeBron does not look good in the Sixers jersey and should not have gone there. I predict the basketball gods will punish him for his hubris when Embiid taps out after 30ish games and the Sixers go home in the first round of the playoffs. 000
Reposted by ChrisPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons 441080139
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have severely underestimated the commitment of reading China Mieville’s latest 😅 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think it’s great someone made a 4-hour documentary about Elon Musk and how awful he is. But because I know how awful he is, I can’t imagine voluntarily watching a 4-hour documentary about Elon Musk. 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok the Avengers: Doomsday marketing is getting out of hand. 000
Reposted by ChrisStephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oof. Definitely worth reading. 35214
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know everyone shits on U2 but I love this. Doing a gig at the school where they started 50 years ago. That’s cool. 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It will be interesting, if American culture survives to 2050 or beyond, to see which of these shows become truly iconic and affixed to our historical tapestry, hanging next to some guy’s TikTok of a duck eating nachos or whatever the next generation views as peak entertainment. 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026All republicans grifters (but I repeat myself) worth their salt are pivoting now. Still gotta get that bag! This is the Little Bosses Everywhere playbook. You discover you can make more money at the top of a grift so you adapt it and make your own. 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jensen Huang, hitting the blunt again after answering these questions as he gazes across the table at Ezra Klein, “Rogan, bro, you have, like, way more beard in person, bro” 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I finally saw The Odyssey last night and I liked it quite a bit. And for a movie about a bunch of dudes on a boat, Anne Hathaway steals the show. Lots of great acting in the film but somehow she runs circles around everyone. 010
Reposted by ChrisBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10380972799
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Incredibly disappointing, @duckworth.senate.gov. Now is the time for leadership and you are failing in your responsibility and your oath to this country. Shame on you. 011
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just finished this. Phenomenal. Possibly my favorite book of the year. Tremendously fun, surprising, heart-rending and sincere. I loved it. @alixeharrow.bsky.social thanks for such a beautiful work! 000
Reposted by ChrisHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026the museum sounds great i hope they also build one for women 311389247
Reposted by ChrisStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 144103102968
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The ending of Breaking Bad should have been like the ending of Parasite. 100
Reposted by ChrisSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 159191003840
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“They think I’m gonna just touch the green orb? They think I’m stupid, I go around touch random orbs? I’m from Chicago, pal. The orb ain’t getting ANY OF THIS PAPAL POWER!” 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The guy who created ranch dressing owned a ranch in California called Hidden Valley. 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This graph establishes that people’s feelings are disconnected from the data. And the reason for that is the conservative media machine. And the evidence is the graph itself. 121
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Please keep going, sir. The voters want to hear more about you purposefully making gas more expensive. 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026European leaders should be going around Trump meeting with Republicans and convincing them to get rid of him. 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Eating bowls of shit is a natural part of the VP job but this is getting ridiculous 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Saw some rubes arguing “you know it’s not really free, right? It’s paid for with our taxes” Yeah, no fucking shit, Einstein. I want my taxes being used to feed kids, not bombing South American fishermen or whatever the fuck. 120
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m currently reading @alixeharrow.bsky.social ‘s The Everlasting and it is so wonderful to have a cowardly, nervous wreck of a main character to follow around, he immediately feels authentic and relatable 010
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Breaking: Driveshaft will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 010
Reposted by ChrisGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257511533
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Genuinely fascinating to see how this whole thing blew up. “Macklemore getting kicked off a tour” and no one bats an eye, but “Macklemore getting kicked off a tour because a billionaire got mad he mentioned Palestinian suffering” and everyone loses their mind! 100
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@localthunk.com Cool update and glad you are still having fun and being offline! Balatro stays a great game no matter how long 1.1 takes so I’m glad you’re prioritizing your own well being! 000
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wish I liked anything as much as some people like being mad at Will Stancil 020
Reposted by ChrisTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!” 51015183
Reposted by ChrisWill Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting. 541009119
Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Do the billionaires have a secret competition to see how shitty they can be or is Zuckerberg just astoundingly disconnected from being a human? God I feel bad for his children. 011
