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I’ll believe it when Thor gets trapped in a drawer knob.

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You forgot to put “Don’t hallucinate, make no mistakes” in your prompt.

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Do British people like Ted Lasso?

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Really interesting comparison between now and Japan in the 90s, when all the big companies were borrowing from each other: archive.ph/Hxqta

archive.ph

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It’s like stretching a rubber band. Presumably there is some point where the band snaps. Money stops going in and the whole thing retracts… right???

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First time I’ve ever heard of this but how could someone ever think this DOESNT appeal to children???

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Looks like a goat twisting its head to look right. The beak is the goat’s ear. I still see a bird though

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SCOTUS: In a secret ruling, we decided the constitution says Trump gets to be president forever and can drink the blood of all first born children as the founders clearly intended. My WSJ-brained father: Well I don’t like this decision, of course, but we’ve got to respect the rule of law.

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You can try Mark Masters. +1 (651) 587-5130. I had a broken window frame and he installed an entirely new window, frame and all. This picture is much later when someone broke the glass but all the frame work was him and I was really happy with the job he did.

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Technically, I believe he ripped off his own work 🤔

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is ignorance. They invented two world wars. The best the US has managed is a regional destabilization. Embarrassing, frankly.

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The Spectre Of Communism 👻 @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m talking to a lake. I’m just being silly, don’t worry.

Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@lakesuperior.bsky.social Illinois doesn’t even border you and yet this man is taking credit for all the Great Lakes! 🚨🚨

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hot take: LeBron does not look good in the Sixers jersey and should not have gone there. I predict the basketball gods will punish him for his hubris when Embiid taps out after 30ish games and the Sixers go home in the first round of the playoffs.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026

pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons

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I have severely underestimated the commitment of reading China Mieville’s latest 😅

The cover of China Mieville’s The Rouse, which is grey with bare trees visible and nothing else.

The Rouse is like 1200 pages and is about 2 inches thick.

It would be good for Bethesda to publish a new Elder Scrolls game before the decade is out! Handing one off to a different team would certainly help!

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I think it’s great someone made a 4-hour documentary about Elon Musk and how awful he is. But because I know how awful he is, I can’t imagine voluntarily watching a 4-hour documentary about Elon Musk.

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Stephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok the Avengers: Doomsday marketing is getting out of hand.

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Oof. Definitely worth reading.

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Chris @monsterbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Batman, Antinous, Chris Hansen. The man has a type!

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I know everyone shits on U2 but I love this. Doing a gig at the school where they started 50 years ago. That’s cool.

It will be interesting, if American culture survives to 2050 or beyond, to see which of these shows become truly iconic and affixed to our historical tapestry, hanging next to some guy’s TikTok of a duck eating nachos or whatever the next generation views as peak entertainment.

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👀 I mean… you could always woo Morinth.

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God I remember my wife came home with a friend right when I was at the emotional apex of Thane’s loyalty mission. I was completely absorbed in it and barely managed to say hi to them. She was a little miffed. But she didn’t know Thane!