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~but that's NOT what I'm going to do~ 🫶🦖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🦕🫶

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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
300k tons is about 2.26m barrels. Note that this announcement doesn't measure fuel in barrels. 300k tons + 500k tons + 1m tons is less than a single week of usage by the US transportation sector.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The reactions to Susan Dell's appearance are achingly telling.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mister Rogers was right.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unironically have been waiting for this, thanks
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty much the plot of the classic "A Pizza With Everything On It," a rare book that actually delivers on the promise of its title 🧑‍🍳💋🍕 publishing.hardiegrant.com/en-us/books/...
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hank's not a real person, fwiw. Zero clue who's running the account but nobody with that name is or was at the Arkansas university he claims he's taught at.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Making weapons that can mulch a specific family in their car from across the planet is good for peace, actually
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They already took back Iowa when they became the only state in the union to repeal civil rights for any minority class. In fact they took it back twice, once at the state level in 2024 undoing trans rights and again in 2025 when they passed legislation preventing trans sanctuary cities there
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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Either trans and allied voters are so small a constituency that you can easily replace them with Republican crossover voters that don't exist OR trans and allied voters are such an important consistency that they can cost Dems elections by staying home. I'm sick of people playing both sides.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How can he call Grant a failure when Grant started the DoJ? Is it because the DoJ was created for the express purpose of hunting down the KKK?
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"... the country was burned over and changed, but it did not matter. It could not all be burned." - Ernest Hemingway | Big Two-Hearted River I
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's his cameo from "To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar"
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I thought the inside of Tim Heidecker was already covered in blood?
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'd argue you don't even unleash them, you just let them slip
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ah, another Wikipedia wanderer
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Listen mister New York Times, this has never happened in my white neighborhood whose history and also lack of sidewalks I am deeply uncurious about
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace to one of cinema’s most outstanding artists; the legendary actor Sam Neill (1947–2026)
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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill represented such a solid warm version of masculinity in so many of the roles he played.
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Tomris Laffly @tomilaffly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill wrote this. ♥️
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2026
Don’t lie. This was your first thought too, right?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Elon Musk: SpaceX Will Launch People to Mars in 2024Elon Musk: Giant Rocket Could Take Us to Marks in Just 7 Years - and London in 29 MinutesCan Elon Musk Really Get Us to Mars Within 10 Years?Elon Musk Is Not a Lunatic
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few elfs in my time
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just in time for the midterms, smh
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If I had a nickel for every time a weird little guy with the eyes of a malamute starred in a definitive fantasy franchise and then used their career-long blank check to make outsider indie movies, I'd have two nickels. But it's weird that it happened twice.
Screenshot of Elijah Wood in Come to Daddy, he wears a blue lightweight robe over a black turtleneck and talks into a black wired phone. He has a small mustache. Daniel Radcliffe in Swiss Army Man, where he plays a magical farting corpse. He wears a blue suit and blue checked shirt with navy tie. He lies on a forest floor with Paul Dano looking down on him, back to camera.
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Gordon Padelford @gordonofseattle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
WSDOT: Hi SEPA we want to build a massive "diverging diamond" interchange on I-90 at SR-18 to facilitate additional sprawl is that cool? SEPA: Sounds fine to me City of Seattle: Hey SEPA, we'd like to allow people to build more homes in the heart of our city SEPA: Slow down just a minute fella
interchange beforeinterchange after
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If our "environmental protection" frameworks can stop an affordable housing project but can't stop a detention center or a highway expansion we really need to start talk about ripping things up root and branch.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Be good to the people you love, And love everybody alive."
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 23/06/2026
I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo
Kurt Vonnegut's asshole drawingAnthropic's Claude logo
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/06/2026
the thing about greenblatt is that this is a dude who watched elon musk give a "heil hitler" and then said "looks like nothing to me." why would anyone take him seriously?
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It has everything - assembling the team, journeying to the wizard's tower, a return journey where the stakes have changed, and a boss battle back at the starting point. 10/10, no notes, except holy shit Wilt Chamberlain's legs are as long as Muldoon's are thick 🤣
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! Black Lives Matter! Read books by Black thinkers and fold their experience into your own. Crack open some Frederick Douglass or something, it's not that hard
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Well, nobody's perfect.
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's always states' rights - states' rights to do what?
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Only a tribute lol
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ah fuck I was about to pretend to that writer, but since he told me not to, what can I do?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2026
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Let this radicalize you
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Riveting. I think this derek guy knows a thing or two about a thing or two
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/04/2026
what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
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Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service
For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am not surprised by any of the kind of … poignancy a lot of people are finding in the Artemis II story. To me, it’s like talking to someone you love who you almost never get to see anymore. This is the kind of story I miss when every day makes me despair. How many more will we have?
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This edition was fire. I have seen variations of Lulu's Crepes in every town I've lived in 😅
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Also, just like… Why the fuck do we need this? We have a series of movies. We have video games. We have a theme park. We have radio plays. We have audiobooks. We have a fucking West End play. It’s diminishing returns at this point. And it was never fucking Tolstoy.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026
i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!
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aperiodic-monotile @monotile.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Transparently bullshit. From 1974-1995, Congress had the OTA (Office of Technology Assessment) but the 104th Congress defunded it after the "Republican Revolution," thanks Newt fuckin' Gingrich. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_...
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Office of Technology Assessment - Wikipedia
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