Reposted by Bascule the RasculeDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger. 442229731
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I just think that risking your life at a moment's notice to save people you've never met in exchange for no money is a better expression of patriotism than dressing up like a Poundshop paramilitary and intimidating families with kids trying to get onto a ferry. 343108784
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone’s Everyday People Love to Dolly ❤️ 452228604
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeJonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Full marks for the typo. Chef’s kiss for the reply. 81614305
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeJane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m reminded of the time I was in a BBC editors’ meeting where we all had BBC News alerts enabled, and we found out seven times that the ventriloquist Keith Harris had died. #alert 714329
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious. 20101465
Reposted by Bascule the RasculePareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I know this guy has a Bluesky account. 1606731558
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Just imagining a scenario where England won the world cup and Count Binface won the Clacton by election... 1281981204
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeChannel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 07/07/2026FARAGE’S CLACTON HEADACHE: will Count Binface be only other by-election candidate? youtu.be/3A-OnbGYRwIyoutu.beFARAGE’S CLACTON HEADACHE: will Count Binface be only other by-election candidate?YouTube video by Channel 4 News 3126856
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Game on, Nige. 22970661241
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeKath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Sunday Times today if you please. Thanks to all who purchased and especially for knocking Clarkson off the top spot. 🚜💥🥊 ♥️📚 3987553
Reposted by Bascule the RasculePeter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Says the man who broke it with Brexit 1381654399
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculebmcarthur17 @bmcarthur17.bsky.social · 16/08/2025This Brit nails it. #Immigration 602098813
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeBreaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Note how Felix looks around to see if anyone is watching before he commits his crimes. So very guilty. 1432433
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/06/2026GOD: Alright, I've given them war, disease, storms, insects, fires, floods, social and political unrest... What else can I throw at them? GABRIEL: How about flyenas? GOD: Flyenas? GABRIEL: Okay, now hear me out... 1041481
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The crows recognise me now. They know I have dog treats and they like my dog treats. If I'm at the park there'll be dozens of the sweeties stopping by for a snack. I think the other park goers think I'm Odin collecting reports. 41103041
Bascule the Rascule @moltoveloce.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Spent the day with m'beloved buying cute summery dresses. Life is so, so good. 110
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026Immigration make Britain brilliant 510139204210
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Who looks at these flags on roundabouts and lampposts and feels pride? Far right thugs and racists. And who looks at them with fear and loathing? Everyone else. National flags are being used as Nazi bunting by Reform and the far right. Let’s call this what it is. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comMan hit by van in Birmingham after residents take down union flags put up by anti-migrant groupPolice investigate incident on Thursday after witness claims seeing Raise the Colours logo on side of vehicle 1111212357
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculeglennmartin50.bsky.social @glennmartin50.bsky.social · 07/05/2026A very wet Starling. ##ukwildlife #birds ##ukbirds #birdphotography ##naturephotography 1102
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/04/2026NEWS: Bette Midler just released a new music video for her remake of "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"—featuring Barbara Hershey, other celebrities, and crowds from the No Kings protests in a joyful, powerful show of resistance. You have to see this. 28299403747
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up. 25877855
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The chicks realised too late that the cat skin rug wasn't, in fact, a rug 372207212
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Booked a holiday for me and the missus. When going through the process on the website it asked whether I wanted a double or two single beds. Brilliant. She doesn't know there was an option, but I can't wait to have a bed all to myself for a week. 131731
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeBRYN_BORANGA @brynboranga.bsky.social · 27/02/2026anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost 3641158
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I'm an English teacher. My perspective is that all of Shakespeare's comedies are appalling, sub Benny Hill shit and they're all the same. His tragedies are great. Furthermore, people who laugh at the "jokes" at theatres are possibly even worse than "Live, Laugh, Love" dullards. 292929
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away 100828161
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeSusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them. (And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try. twowords2.page.link/play) 60646157
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeSex Tips Bot @sextipsbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Announcing SEX TIPS BOT, a new stupid bot by Rob Manuel that generates sex tips, without using AI, just good old fashioned writing templates with silly words in them. FOLLOW NOW. LAUNCHING SOON. Follow @sextipsbot.bsky.social 129310
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculeecbee.bsky.social @ecbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2025@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A wiggly barrel of a cat living their best life on top of this warm electrics cabinet. Enjoyed the Twiglet my child offered it. 10/10 0347
Bascule the Rascule @moltoveloce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Sunday night. Mebbe a lil bit pissed. Bought a bunch of bodysuits, some v sassy. Will be surviving on storecupboard and freezer for the rest of the month.. Worth it 010
Bascule the Rascule @moltoveloce.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Got some beef cheeks in the fridge for dinner. Herself has modified The Wonder Stuff's 'Welcome to the cheap seats' to 'Welcome to the beef cheeks' and it has obliterated my brain for the last 48 hours. Still, there's a lyric of a chap wearing a dress, and I'm totally on board with that. 111
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeLeslie J. Anderson @lesliejanderson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025You guys wanna see a dead body? 6751651266
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeKevin Fong @drkevinfong.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Wednesday is saved. 2454
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeKrista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 04/11/2025TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MAGPIE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW: Dear sir, As a bird, it must be hilarious to make a dog lose his mind every day, at the same time, with nothing more than your beak. However, some of us live *inside* the house with him. Sincerely, The lady who provides you roasted nuts 65560439
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeSilkabelli (cittadina UE 🇪🇺) @silkabelli.eurosky.social · 16/09/2025Queen 156108854490
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/09/2025It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel 171769406
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025one for sorrow two for joy three for a girl four for a boy five for silver six for actually that's a lot of magpies seven for oh no they are massing eight for oh my god they're going to attack nine for run, run away now ten for magpies Magpies MAGPIES 10343105
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeJune Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 06/09/2025"That's me, that is." 1609140
Bascule the Rascule @moltoveloce.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Just (humanely) chucked a sodding massive spider out of the bathroom. Second night in a row. We might have a homing spider. Which pleases my other half no end... 111
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeBec @bookishecocreative.bsky.social · 07/08/2025While away we encountered this fine tuxedo cat just outside Zandvoort station. Emerged from the long grass mewing for fusses then followed us all the way up the footpath. +10 for welcoming travellers, -5 for getting a bit stalky, still an overall score of 25/10. @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 0223
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeDr Emma L Davies @dremmadavies.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Gorgeous cat with her own book nook. Very attentive with varied selection of reading materials. 12/10 @thecatreviewer.bsky.social 14010
Bascule the Rascule @moltoveloce.bsky.social · 28/04/2025@thecatreviewer.bsky.social This is "muttermuttercantrememberhername" Totally cute, endlessly curious, here seen burglarising my car. Again. 11/10, me an the better half adore her 0202
Reposted by Bascule the Rasculefesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I buy expensive fancy nuts in the weekly shop and tell the wife they're for snacks at work. I actually feed them to a family of Jackdaws and crows who I've befriended over recent months. She'd go mad if she knew. 82476
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeLeonie M.Smith Strawbridge @turquoisefloyd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025If there's still anyone around. 021
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeSusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Word of the day is ‘erumpent’ (17th century), which describes buds and blossom that are bursting forth with vigour. Can also be used of energetic humans. 1335016728
Reposted by Bascule the RasculeСтарый Ворон/Old Raven @oldvalravn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025🪶 it's dangerous to go alone. Take this with you 3363
