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Because I don’t waste enough time on social media already, thought I’d add this place to the list

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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was in reserve school swim squad at same age and did exactly this but checked it was allowed first. Teacher said it was ok so I backstroked in the 25m freestyle and came 3rd. My biggest sporting achievement ever.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, the ‘sorry the this programme has a fault’ screen on tv - used to think if the telly broke the nuclear war was coming. That still spooks me now a little too but is thankfully MUCH less common. (NB - not the little girl & clown end of transmission screen - that shit’s fine)
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Superman 3 when the she gets sucked into the giant computer and becomes a robot - still sends a shiver up my spine now
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026
If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fwiw the wait for these decisions against Manchester City will be worth it, if those decisions are thereby more appeal-proof. #MCFC
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Phone filter failed but reflection on the conservatory did not
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Pete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Great advice, whether there's an eclipse or not
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Rob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The prospect of Nigel Farage fighting a people vs the establishment by-election in which the only other candidate is Count Binface - is too hilarious for words.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
BOB THE CAT UPDATE!
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve never seen anything like that. Absolutely mental game of football
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ELEVEN?‽?
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/07/2026
People’s princess
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/07/2026
This is it. This is the end of art.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You know that Harry Kane is a genetic freak because his hairline receded just far enough to provide a perfect surface for a header
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Even IF we manage to get through this game, we are going to get absolutely hammered by Mexico on Sunday night playing this way
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Did anyone else’s signal drop out then‽
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is Declan Rice STILL sunburnt‽
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026
I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.
Scotland 23:00 Brazil
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
England being mighty in 2nd half of one game to build up a nation’s hopes, to then fall back into being bang average is just peak England really.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The World Cup is only just over a week old and I’m already bereft at the lack of early evening game to watch
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Pablo Escobar: Bored & Waiting by the Pool
ALT: Pablo Escobar: Bored & Waiting by the Pool
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Emma Cameron @ecameron.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Major Oak has died. The huge tree which has grown in Sherwood Forest in Nottinghamshire, England, for at least 1,000 years, failed to produce any leaves this year, after becoming stressed by a series of hot, dry summers. #majoroak #climatecrisis 😢🌳 www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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‘Most famous tree in the world’: Sherwood Forest’s 1,000-year-old Major oak dies
Nottinghamshire tree, one of Europe’s oldest and largest, fails to produce leaves after being stressed by series of hot, dry summers
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The thing about AI is it’s… just not that good. Like, it’s *fine* at stuff, but never more so than your second-most trustworthy colleague. It’s also a bullshitter. A really plausible fake-it-till-you-make-it bullshitter. It’s like the digital equivalent of a posh 20-year-old boy.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If anyone can tell me where the fuck I’ve put my glasses, I’d really appreciate it thanks
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/06/2026
Christian mate, I love you, please retire and look after yourself x
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Colin Baldy 🇪🇺 🇮🇹 🇬🇧 🌈 🔶#FBPE @maestroc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How many of us feel in a cold rage today? Mine is directed at Farage & this comment on yesterday's Guardian piece by John Crace is spot on. The writer uses a pseudonym or I would credit them but, to whomever he or she is, I say bravo.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How come Hollywood can make fantastic CGI movies but no fucker knows how to use Photoshop to stick an actors head on a body for a photographic prop and make it look realistic? They always look like someone's school project.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Getting to do the weekly shop tonight and loaf around Sainsbury’s aircon may well be the highlight of my week. And that’s taking into account I had a cracking birthday 2 days ago #toofuckinghot
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The kind you find in a second hand store.
A packet of raspberry beignets.
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Michael Hogan @michaelhogan100.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The mighty Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, this weekend (10pm Sunday on ITV1). I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from Danny Dyer and Sir Lenny Henry www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘Are they your real teeth?’ How TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook
As Rylan Clark takes the final hot seat on The Assembly, the makers tell all about this revolutionary show. Where else would a politician be driven to tears? Or Stephen Fry be asked about his sexual p...
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Ryan Love @ryanjl7.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In a world where young men are often written about negatively, or headlines focus on the words and actions of self-proclaimed influencers of toxic-masculinity, can we take a moment to celebrate Race Across The World's Jo and Kush? #RATW
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
So there was only 1 country that appeared on my FB feed just now on the Eurovision account (that I don’t even bloody follow) and guess who it was ….. No state sponsored promotion my arse #FreePalestine #Eurovision
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 09/05/2026
Modest proposal: People who use "staycation" to mean "going on holiday" to be placed under indefinite house arrest.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A guess a lot people will be spending a lot of today checking some slowly changing numbers on a BBC webpage. If you enjoy that sort of thing and want it to be a more than annual occurrence - can I recommend getting into county cricket?
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hopefully we’re getting our shitty performance out of the way tonight and the rest of the run in is more like the past 10 games #nffc
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's not about supporting Iran, as much as it's not wanting to help the school bully beat up that one kid who wears trenchcoats and knows too many facts about serial killers.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 24/04/2026
Every MLB team should adopt a rescue dog and make them their official Bat Dog!🐶⚾ A shelter pup sprinting out to fetch bats between innings? Pure joy, second chances, and instant crowd favorite. Adopt. Train. Win hearts❤️
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use. Trust me. Your flabber will have never been so gasted.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Don’t turn up naked, a squirrel might steal your nuts.
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Cumbria Nature Festival mixed up with event for nudists
Cumbria Nature Festival offers a refund to anyone who
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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Just heard the news about Orban
Laszlo off of What We Do in the Shadows saying ‘it’s about time he ate shit’
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/03/2026
Reports suggest Spurs about to reach agreement with Scott Mills
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Whoever guesses correctly gets a lifetime supply of KitKats. Don't ask about it.
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Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My thoughts exactly. Explains why Gary Davies has been a bit vague about long he’s covering for
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