Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was in reserve school swim squad at same age and did exactly this but checked it was allowed first. Teacher said it was ok so I backstroked in the 25m freestyle and came 3rd. My biggest sporting achievement ever. 000
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Was in reserve school swim squad at same age and did exactly this but checked it was allowed first. Teacher said it was ok so I backstroked in the 25m freestyle and came 3rd. My biggest sporting achievement ever. 000
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Also, the ‘sorry the this programme has a fault’ screen on tv - used to think if the telly broke the nuclear war was coming. That still spooks me now a little too but is thankfully MUCH less common. (NB - not the little girl & clown end of transmission screen - that shit’s fine) 000
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Superman 3 when the she gets sucked into the giant computer and becomes a robot - still sends a shiver up my spine now 010
Reposted by MojomarmNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262639404
Reposted by MojomarmNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅 2263577
Reposted by MojomarmThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fwiw the wait for these decisions against Manchester City will be worth it, if those decisions are thereby more appeal-proof. #MCFC 3635
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My cousin is on GB Skeleton team - was highlighted as a promising athlete at A level age and encouraged to try different niche sports. Skeleton just kind of stuck 010
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am a sensible, grown woman and I buy Lego for myself on a regular basis. If it brings me joy then I shall do it. And so should you. 061
Reposted by MojomarmThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards. 3034391277
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Phone filter failed but reflection on the conservatory did not 010
Reposted by MojomarmPete Hind @toonpete85.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Great advice, whether there's an eclipse or not 315957
Reposted by MojomarmRob Jacques @knutcrosswords.bsky.social · 30/07/2026UEFA spokesperson Dietmar Fumm said to reporters "This decision effectively signals that Gianni Infantino is an enemy of world football". tl;dr: FIFA "foe" - Fumm 391699434
Reposted by MojomarmMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358811924823
Reposted by MojomarmJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292372070
Reposted by MojomarmBrian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory. 391985703
Reposted by MojomarmRobert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The prospect of Nigel Farage fighting a people vs the establishment by-election in which the only other candidate is Count Binface - is too hilarious for words. 892175343
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ve never seen anything like that. Absolutely mental game of football 000
Reposted by MojomarmNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/07/2026This is it. This is the end of art. 4436053
Reposted by MojomarmBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You know that Harry Kane is a genetic freak because his hairline receded just far enough to provide a perfect surface for a header 1374179
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Even IF we manage to get through this game, we are going to get absolutely hammered by Mexico on Sunday night playing this way 000
Reposted by MojomarmKenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland. 553148552
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026England being mighty in 2nd half of one game to build up a nation’s hopes, to then fall back into being bang average is just peak England really. 010
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The World Cup is only just over a week old and I’m already bereft at the lack of early evening game to watchstatic.klipy.comPablo Escobar: Bored & Waiting by the PoolALT: Pablo Escobar: Bored & Waiting by the Pool 000
Reposted by MojomarmEmma Cameron @ecameron.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Major Oak has died. The huge tree which has grown in Sherwood Forest in Nottinghamshire, England, for at least 1,000 years, failed to produce any leaves this year, after becoming stressed by a series of hot, dry summers. #majoroak #climatecrisis 😢🌳 www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.com‘Most famous tree in the world’: Sherwood Forest’s 1,000-year-old Major oak diesNottinghamshire tree, one of Europe’s oldest and largest, fails to produce leaves after being stressed by series of hot, dry summers 10200128
Reposted by MojomarmChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The thing about AI is it’s… just not that good. Like, it’s *fine* at stuff, but never more so than your second-most trustworthy colleague. It’s also a bullshitter. A really plausible fake-it-till-you-make-it bullshitter. It’s like the digital equivalent of a posh 20-year-old boy. 2453112
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And of course I found them less than 30 minutes after ordering a new pair 000
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If anyone can tell me where the fuck I’ve put my glasses, I’d really appreciate it thanks 100
Reposted by MojomarmNo Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/06/2026Christian mate, I love you, please retire and look after yourself x 836749
Reposted by MojomarmColin Baldy 🇪🇺 🇮🇹 🇬🇧 🌈 🔶#FBPE @maestroc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026How many of us feel in a cold rage today? Mine is directed at Farage & this comment on yesterday's Guardian piece by John Crace is spot on. The writer uses a pseudonym or I would credit them but, to whomever he or she is, I say bravo. 42936428
Reposted by MojomarmAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026How come Hollywood can make fantastic CGI movies but no fucker knows how to use Photoshop to stick an actors head on a body for a photographic prop and make it look realistic? They always look like someone's school project. 9799
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Getting to do the weekly shop tonight and loaf around Sainsbury’s aircon may well be the highlight of my week. And that’s taking into account I had a cracking birthday 2 days ago #toofuckinghot 000
Reposted by MojomarmChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The kind you find in a second hand store. 130943
Reposted by MojomarmMichael Hogan @michaelhogan100.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The mighty Rylan appears on one my favourite TV shows, #TheAssembly, this weekend (10pm Sunday on ITV1). I wrote about how TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebook. Features contributions from Danny Dyer and Sir Lenny Henry www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.com‘Are they your real teeth?’ How TV’s best – and most gloriously blunt – chatshow ripped up the rulebookAs Rylan Clark takes the final hot seat on The Assembly, the makers tell all about this revolutionary show. Where else would a politician be driven to tears? Or Stephen Fry be asked about his sexual p... 023
Reposted by MojomarmRyan Love @ryanjl7.bsky.social · 21/05/2026In a world where young men are often written about negatively, or headlines focus on the words and actions of self-proclaimed influencers of toxic-masculinity, can we take a moment to celebrate Race Across The World's Jo and Kush? #RATW 25110
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026So there was only 1 country that appeared on my FB feed just now on the Eurovision account (that I don’t even bloody follow) and guess who it was ….. No state sponsored promotion my arse #FreePalestine #Eurovision 000
Reposted by MojomarmRob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 09/05/2026Modest proposal: People who use "staycation" to mean "going on holiday" to be placed under indefinite house arrest. 781020235
Reposted by MojomarmDuncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A guess a lot people will be spending a lot of today checking some slowly changing numbers on a BBC webpage. If you enjoy that sort of thing and want it to be a more than annual occurrence - can I recommend getting into county cricket? 15974212
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hopefully we’re getting our shitty performance out of the way tonight and the rest of the run in is more like the past 10 games #nffc 030
Reposted by MojomarmAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It's not about supporting Iran, as much as it's not wanting to help the school bully beat up that one kid who wears trenchcoats and knows too many facts about serial killers. 2584
Reposted by MojomarmMyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 24/04/2026Every MLB team should adopt a rescue dog and make them their official Bat Dog!🐶⚾ A shelter pup sprinting out to fetch bats between innings? Pure joy, second chances, and instant crowd favorite. Adopt. Train. Win hearts❤️ 192410550
Mojomarm @mojomarm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’d just be happy they’re actually washing it in the first place. It’s the ones who dump dirty pots everywhere and expect someone else to clean up after them that are the real arseholes to watch out for 180
Reposted by MojomarmNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use. Trust me. Your flabber will have never been so gasted. 4624475
Reposted by MojomarmAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Don’t turn up naked, a squirrel might steal your nuts.bbc.co.ukCumbria Nature Festival mixed up with event for nudistsCumbria Nature Festival offers a refund to anyone who 2299