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✨Madz!✨

@mmedvsaa.bsky.social
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they/them 🩷💜💙 🌿 all nature, no nurture 🌱 🌞 Sacramento, CA 🫶 👩‍🔬 biologist working in invertebrate pest biology 🧪

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

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The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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3d art. Could not find the artist, floating cigarettes in a stormy day. There are trees and lawn chairs, a tv, a lake, and a plant
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can’t wait to find out which musicals it was this time
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We can’t afford a house but at least we can build one with legos
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026
when someone who’s addicted to arguing on here is making an argument you agree with you may be tempted to enter the fray in support, but this is a folly. they want to argue more than they want to hold actual beliefs. you will be a casualty of friendly fire
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
beautiful day for GUTTER
Giant old satellite dish behind a forest behind a white tower rising from a lake
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Samwise - 5 foot 3 and an attitude Aragorn - itty bitty titties and a bob Legolas - new frank green and a sneaky link Gimli - 5 foot 3 and an attitude (tie)
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GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
beautiful day for GUTTER
fleshy dummy with a bomb in it
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/09/2026
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putting the finishing touches on my new invention, an android I've programmed to feel resentment
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you might think it’s delicious but it actually means the water is suffering
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My dad told me I should write jokes with ChatGPT but he’s always been okay with cheating
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David Allison @chimpchomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“How would you like your peas sir?” “Struggling to be born in the wake of a dying world, please.” “Time of monsters style, you got it.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
at a restaurant where the menus are ipads and there’s an ai generated video that auto plays on them before you can look at the stuff they have. and yes, before you ask: there’s hookah
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kirk Anniversary
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
duuude mine kinda nailed it (i’m from Sacramento, so just about an hour north of Modesto) but weirdly my result is ALSO very similar to Maine??? does Maine have super similar slang to California or something?? 😭
dialect map pinpointing my dialect to Modesto, CA with other hotspots along the US west coast and far northeast, highlighting New York and Maine
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
4:20 make a wish
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026
I don’t go in much for generationalism but I do think being the right age to be double-fisting a red bull and american spirits in the front seat of your best friend’s shitty car while blasting midnight city on a moonlit highway in late summer 2011 is perhaps a specific moment unrepeatable in time
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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dropp ΘΔ @dropp.chee.gay · 28/08/2026
It'll be a cold day in hell before I let a br*tish "person" tell me I can't say y'all
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
THE LEOPARDS EATING PEOPLE’S FACES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hey so me and the other crabs noticed you were climbing out of the bucket and that's actually not okay :/
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
twitter uses health and bluesky uses mana
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's less of a "mind palace" and more of an "abandoned warehouse for thoughts"
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/08/2026
shouting into the void here, I know, but you are literally living in the thought experiment "Would you use an app owned by Adolf Hitler?"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2026
twitter users are now getting mad about stuff we say over here and logging in to complain. we've made it, baby. we are driving The Discourse
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
built a mono blue commander deck (Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea) and i’m learning the art of blue gaslighting. keeping two mana open almost every turn and closely examining every card or asking “what does that do?” when it hits the board and watching them hesitate waiting for a response. DELICIOUS 😈
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GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
beautiful day for GUTTER
From the manga Abara by artist Tsutomu Nihei. We see a skeleton with long bone spikes growing out of his spine, like stringy wings
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
oh, i'll make the same mistake and make it three times more i don't ask for permission, most only for forgiveness and i would make amends, but i am such a chore and in my defense i've been shattered on the floor but i am just a man, whom do i answer for? open.spotify.com/track/44IRIt...
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Atrophy for Lethargy
Wayne Szalinski · Black Mirror · Song · 2014
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GUTTER @thatguttershow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
beautiful day for GUTTER
Image of a fly. Text: “Written on the wing of a fly are Chinese characters with the message, I am trapped at the bottom of a gorge.”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sorry but I’m not buying Mitch McConnell is alive until he puts out a new crowd work clip
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Inspektor Skadget @inspektorskadget.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Round Possum pin with two trash can symbols, text around the possum says "don't be a part of the problem, be the whole problem"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i can either be part of the problem or all of the problem
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
[at satan’s birthday party] did you get a baddie bag
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/07/2026
a take i’ve had for awhile now is that i think labubus are genuinely cute and i’m not longer afraid to admit it
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hot dog trying to find the guy who did this meme
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
finding out who’s died every day
oscillating graph with peaks labeled we’re back and valleys labeled it’s over with bros in between
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
dandelions are the happiest of all the lions
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026
followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Republicans always trying to limit the competition
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
happy holiday to you and yours
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t help thinking all these players would be better at soccer if they played more often than once every four years
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