Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t wait to find out which musicals it was this time 2458946
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We can’t afford a house but at least we can build one with legos 2954036
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026when someone who’s addicted to arguing on here is making an argument you agree with you may be tempted to enter the fray in support, but this is a folly. they want to argue more than they want to hold actual beliefs. you will be a casualty of friendly fire 1850241
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Samwise - 5 foot 3 and an attitude Aragorn - itty bitty titties and a bob Legolas - new frank green and a sneaky link Gimli - 5 foot 3 and an attitude (tie) 1115
✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you might think it’s delicious but it actually means the water is suffering 010
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My dad told me I should write jokes with ChatGPT but he’s always been okay with cheating 643520
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨David Allison @chimpchomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“How would you like your peas sir?” “Struggling to be born in the wake of a dying world, please.” “Time of monsters style, you got it.” 052
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports 7375792173
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026at a restaurant where the menus are ipads and there’s an ai generated video that auto plays on them before you can look at the stuff they have. and yes, before you ask: there’s hookah 2271
✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026duuude mine kinda nailed it (i’m from Sacramento, so just about an hour north of Modesto) but weirdly my result is ALSO very similar to Maine??? does Maine have super similar slang to California or something?? 😭 010
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨ceej @ceej.online · 31/08/2026I don’t go in much for generationalism but I do think being the right age to be double-fisting a red bull and american spirits in the front seat of your best friend’s shitty car while blasting midnight city on a moonlit highway in late summer 2011 is perhaps a specific moment unrepeatable in time 1968655
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point 904395852
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨dropp ΘΔ @dropp.chee.gay · 28/08/2026It'll be a cold day in hell before I let a br*tish "person" tell me I can't say y'all 62905188
✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026THE LEOPARDS EATING PEOPLE’S FACES WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES 030
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨bemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026hey so me and the other crabs noticed you were climbing out of the bucket and that's actually not okay :/ 7629142
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026twitter uses health and bluesky uses mana 14411
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it's less of a "mind palace" and more of an "abandoned warehouse for thoughts" 2445268
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨ceej @ceej.online · 13/08/2026shouting into the void here, I know, but you are literally living in the thought experiment "Would you use an app owned by Adolf Hitler?" 343565916
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2026twitter users are now getting mad about stuff we say over here and logging in to complain. we've made it, baby. we are driving The Discourse 492619243
✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026built a mono blue commander deck (Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea) and i’m learning the art of blue gaslighting. keeping two mana open almost every turn and closely examining every card or asking “what does that do?” when it hits the board and watching them hesitate waiting for a response. DELICIOUS 😈 000
✨Madz!✨ @mmedvsaa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026oh, i'll make the same mistake and make it three times more i don't ask for permission, most only for forgiveness and i would make amends, but i am such a chore and in my defense i've been shattered on the floor but i am just a man, whom do i answer for? open.spotify.com/track/44IRIt...open.spotify.comAtrophy for LethargyWayne Szalinski · Black Mirror · Song · 2014 010
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sorry but I’m not buying Mitch McConnell is alive until he puts out a new crowd work clip 733817
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i can either be part of the problem or all of the problem 415224
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/07/2026[at satan’s birthday party] did you get a baddie bag 211612
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨onion person @junlper.beer · 18/07/2026a take i’ve had for awhile now is that i think labubus are genuinely cute and i’m not longer afraid to admit it 5078130
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 17/07/2026hot dog trying to find the guy who did this meme 01059
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is 187142862439
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/07/2026finding out who’s died every day 01338
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/07/2026dandelions are the happiest of all the lions 012744
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨ceej @ceej.online · 09/07/2026followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes 37968117
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Republicans always trying to limit the competition 281177122
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026happy holiday to you and yours 8728145
Reposted by ✨Madz!✨pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I can’t help thinking all these players would be better at soccer if they played more often than once every four years 17109586