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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Michael Bird @mlewisbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top ten list: mad men, the wire, Andor, this time with Alan partridge, Nathan for you, the Americans, how to with John Wilson, enlightened, the office (uk), better call Saul
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Michael Bird @mlewisbird.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Newsroom : Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate
YouTube video by The Onion
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
David Lynch on the set of THE STRAIGHT STORY (1999)
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
During a visit with a South Side priest, Pope Leo was given his own White Sox "Pope Hat." blockclubchi.co/4y4VBPA
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Edward Moller @enm1010.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If Lake Ontario is renamed Lake America then the mnemonic changes from HOMES to SHAME.
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tristan Peters walks it off with a ninth-inning homer against Kodai Senga
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Brenda Elsey @brendaelsey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In research today, I learned that the “Mohawk team” won bronze in lacrosse at the 1904 Olympics in St. Louis, technically as the second Canada team. This makes the IOC’s refusal to let the Haudenosaunee play in LA 2028 all the more frustrating- there are precedents for how to make it happen!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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MLB Daily News @insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Munetaka Murakami homers to tie it 5th HR this month
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Violet Miller @vimiller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Read more from him and other fans of God’s team on Pope Night:
chicago.suntimes.com
White Sox Pope Leo night draws thousands for pontiff hats and Catholic fanfare
The giveaway was initially intended to just be for 2,500 fans who bought special tickets, but soon expanded to the entire stadium of nearly 41,000. As for making it an annual tradition? “We’ll see,” s...
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...
foiaball.com
Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras
The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.
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Phil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Might want to pass this along to a certain newspaper’s editorial board, which couldn’t stop whining about its city not jumping into bed with FIFA.
nytimes.com
U.S. cities chasing FIFA over millions of dollars after hosting World Cup games
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!
A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 05/08/2026
Football Card of the Day: 1996 Fleer Erik Kramer One of the great one-year wonders, Kramer had the best QB season in modern Bears history in 1995. At age 31 had nearly twice the DYAR of any other Bears QB season, then hurt his neck after four games of 1996 and was never the same.
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 27/07/2026
Harold Baines, 1986 #WhiteSox #Baseball
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Munetaka Murakami drove in a MLB career-high six runs as his parents got to watch him play for the White Sox in person for the first time. Asked if they have to stay as a good luck charm, Murakami said they have to get back home to their dogs. soxmachine.com/2026/07/whit...
soxmachine.com
White Sox 12, Astros 3: Munetaka Murakami turns heads on bobblehead day - Sox Machine
All it took was a bobblehead to get Munetaka Murakami back on track. Murakami snapped a couple of home run droughts with a two-run blast in the first inning en route to a two-homer, five-RBI day as th...
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Munetaka Murakami's parents threw today's first pitch ... Then he homered in his first at-bat ❤️
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 06/07/2026
#WhiteSox lefties, circa 1980 #Baseball
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sometimes people wonder which sport has the dumbest athletes and I gotta say baseball is the only one where the guys regularly fuck up counting to three despite there being an elaborate on-field system in place to ensure they don't fuck it up.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Cade Smith was one out away from closing out a Guardians win. Then this happened on back-to-back pitches.
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TR @trbarry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
With this win we've matched our 2024 win record.
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Chicago White Sox 3D Logo Rotation
ALT: Chicago White Sox 3D Logo Rotation
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BBC News went live to Cabo Verde and then Cabo Verde scored a goal. Absolute scenes.
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michael penix jr jr @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i wish i could say the white sox are good due to the “power of friendship” or whatever but the truth is one of our pitchers got into witchcraft while in recovery from TJ surgery
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 11/06/2026
Illustration titled "Backyard Sounds" featuring a Cardinal, Goldfinch, Blue Jay, Mourning Dove, and Red-bellied woodpecker. Various, very subjective interpretations of bird calls form an abstract timeline composed of simple color shapes and loops.
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MLB HR Videos @mlbhrvideo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Braden Montgomery homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Andrew Benintendi scores.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
President Trump falsely claimed Tina Peters has cancer. After leaving prison, Peters said she has acid reflux from prison food.
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Mike Sacks @mikesacks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So much of our constitutional law is pure contingency. Gregg v. Georgia was 7-2, but three of the justices in the majority - Blackmun, Powell, Stevens - renounced the death penalty later in their lives, so the vote by the same court today would be 5-4 to declare the death penalty unconstitutional.
slate.com
One of the Supreme Court’s Worst Decisions Is About to Turn 50. It’s Past Time to Reverse It.
None of this is news, but on the 50th anniversary of the death penalty’s reinstatement, it is worth reflecting on why those problems persist.
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This sentence in David Milch’s memoir stopped me in my tracks.
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 05/06/2026
Harold Baines, circa 1984 #WhiteSox #Baseball
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Michael Bird @mlewisbird.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.82-0.com/share?id=VIv...
82-0 Lenny Wilkins Michael Jordan Luka Doncic Elgin Hayes Kareem
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Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The aforementioned throw from Caleb to Rome (via Chicago Bears on the other app)
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SportsCenter (Unofficial) @sportscenter-2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
MUNETAKA MURAKAMI WITH HIS 20TH HOMER OF THE SEASON! 🔥 (via @MLB)
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 27/05/2026
The Squamish people of what is now Vancouver were illegally dispossessed of their land 100 years ago. They sued, got the land back, and used their sovereignty to ignore local zoning and build 6,000 new homes over the loud objections of nearby wealthy NIMBYs. Now other tribes are getting in the game.
Construction photo of the Sen̓áḵw housing project in Vancouver, British Columbia.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Munetaka Murakami is truly unbelievable!
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Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 26/05/2026
If you don't have this, the JJ Putz Kickstart My Heart audio error, and "Here comes the pizza" as the three greatest baseball clips of all time, our friendship may be in trouble.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hahaha holy shit my first time seeing Murakami in person and he launched a first pitch homer hahahaha MY BOY
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Michael Bird @mlewisbird.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
youtu.be/EtvKvmTIaQU
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"Burning Down The House" - David Byrne feat. Stephen Colbert (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
RT @whitesox: Mune 🤝 Ichiro
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In 1952, Richard Nixon's career was nearly derailed by revelations that he had access to a slush fund of $18,000 -- less than a quarter million today." People used to give a shit about that kind of thing, you see.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Commenting “this is AI” on any baby announcements I see on social.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Air shows are really something lol imagine if about once a year at minimum the Army had a tank show and oops the tanks just mortar attacked each other and everyone was just like ya lol that happens WITH WAR PLANES THEY DO IT ALL THE TIME, IN MANY COUNTRIES' MILITARIES IN ADDITION TO THE US DO IT
en.wikipedia.org
List of air show accidents and incidents in the 21st century - Wikipedia
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/05/2026
Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...
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