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Michal Kapral

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World record holder for the fastest marathon while juggling without dropping a ball: 2:55:25.

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
These hateful losers are so embarrassing, tearing up the good built by millions of others. You can't call the moment when the tide will turn, but their hopes and legacy will fall to nothing in the end, because ruin is all they are capable of.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If your bike helmet cracked in a crash, it does not mean your skull would have split open without the helmet.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dan Rubinstein on Ottawa’s efforts to create a swimmable city (gift article) www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/e246a0a...
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Swimmable cities are better cities
Swimming in a city – which is where most of us live these days – makes your relationship with water more intimate
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nearly 160 miles into the Cocodona 250 ultra race, second-place woman Heather Jackson almost gets hit by a driver in Sedona. Not what you need after 33 hours of running!
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Actual lol: "On top of that, race organizers hired a pilot with a refurbished World War I-era biplane to 'buzz' the town for two hours the previous weekend, towing a banner reading 'Marathon Next Weekend—Expect Street Closures!'"
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Alex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Threatening the destruction of "a whole civilization" is just explicitly a threat of genocide. Even if it is just a bargaining tactic, even if it is just bluster, it is a threat of genocide. Everyone who has furthered, and continues to further, the aims of this regime is morally culpable.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Why is Trump so enthusiastic about destroying Iranian civilian infrastructure? It won’t win the war. It is likely for another reason: to provoke an Iranian response that Trump can use for his own purposes. (2/17)
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sam Dean joggled a 4:47 mile. Incredible feat. www.runnersworld.com/news/a707912...
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This Guy Ran a 4:47 Mile—While Juggling (and Only Had 1 Drop)
Sam Dean has run some seriously fast times while “joggling,” including a Boston Qualifier in the marathon.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
New research published in “The New England Journal of Exhaustion” 😁
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Congrats to Gretzky, I guess.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
🧐 from 2017: “U.S. President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signalled their commitment to the Gordie Howe International Bridge Monday in a joint statement that said they ‘look forward to the expeditious completion’ of the project.” windsorstar.com/news/local-n...
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Howe bridge highlighted during Trudeau-Trump meeting
Value of the Canada-U.S. trade relationship, critical to Windsor’s economy, was also recognized, following first meeting of two leaders
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
New — I tried to write about…all of it:
thehandbasket.co
Crackdown
Writing through history and heartbreak.
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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Insightful piece by @stephenmaher.bsky.social. This section is especially eye-opening:
Former RCMP intelligence officer Patrick Lennox, who managed covert collection teams in Alberta during the Freedom Convoy and the blockade at Coutts, has been analyzing the statements of the separatist leaders, and he is alarmed by their apparent co-ordination with the Trump White House.

Jeffrey Rath, a lawyer who speaks for the separatists, said that the most recent meeting in Washington took place in a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility — the kind of room where top-secret meetings take place — with people who report directly to Trump.

Lennox is afraid that even if federalists decisively win an Alberta referendum, Trump will say it was rigged. “We’re going to go liberate the oppressed Albertans who have been badly wronged by the government in Ottawa that is controlled by the Chinese Communists.”
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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Tara Goddard @drtaragoddard.com · 24/01/2026
Stop calling people trying to protect their neighbors and their communities "protesters."
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"Canada lives because of the United States." That, that's some pretty trademark partner abuser kind of language.
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Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 20/01/2026
Globe & Mail reporting on Canadian military's modelling of how an extended insurgency against a US invasion would play out: In short, we'd take cues from the mujahideen. "The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces..."
Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion

By Robert Fife, Gavin JohnCanada does not have the number of military personnel or the sophisticated equipment needed to fend off a conventional American attack, they said. So, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians would resort to ambushes, sabotage, drone warfare or hit-and-run tactics.

One of the officials said the model includes tactics used by the Afghan mujahedeen in their hit-and-run attacks on Russian soldiers during the 1979-1989 Soviet-Afghan War. These were the same tactics employed by the Taliban in their 20-year war against the U.S. and allied forces that included Canada. Many of the 158 Canadian soldiers killed in Afghanistan from 2001 to 2014 were struck by improvised explosive devices or IEDs.

The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces, the official said. 

The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces, the official said. 
Conscription has been ruled out for now, but the level of sacrifice that would be asked of Canadians remains a central topic, the officials said. General Jennie Carignan, Chief of the Defence Staff, has already announced her intention to create a 400,000-plus-strong reserve force of volunteers. The officials said they could be armed or asked to provide disruptions if the U.S. becomes an occupying power.

A senior Defence Department official said Canada would have a maximum of three months to prepare for a land and sea invasion. The first indications that invasion orders had been sent would be expected to come from U.S. military warnings that Canada no longer has a shared skies policy with the United States, the source said.

This rupture in the joint defence agreement would likely see France or Britain, nuclear-weapon states, being called on to provide support and defence for Canada against the U.S.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
There’s a big story everyone is missing—but this article hits on it. We aren’t just seeing public health dismantled bc we’ve been taken over by conspiracy theorists and lunatics. What we’re really seeing is the giant, predatory, underegulated wellness industry come to Washington.
arstechnica.com
FDA deletes warning on bogus autism therapies touted by RFK Jr.‘s allies
The agency used to warn of chelation, used by RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine ally David Geier.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This photo!
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
At Furby House Books in Port Hope, Ontario, Canada @thewaroncars.bsky.social🚦
Life After Cars book
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 13/12/2025
Bicycles travel at the speed of observation.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
First-ever snowshoe run commute to the office this morning.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
BREAKING JOGGLING NEWS: Sam Dean of Madison, Wisconsin, has set a new #joggling marathon Guinness World Record of 2:49:56 at the Memphis Marathon, breaking my previous mark of 2:50:12 from 18 years ago by just 16 seconds.
Samuel Dean completed the St. Jude Marathon in 2:49:56, 6:29 minutes per mile.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Polar Bear Marathon in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada, certainly lived up to its name this year. (Photos from a friend’s dad who was there setting up the course.)
Polar bear approaching a 10 kilometre sign markerPolar bear biting a 10 kilometre sign markerPolar bear on its back playing with 10 kilometre signAn orange Polar Bear Marathon 10km with a polar bear bite out of it
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
New season of Arrested Development just dropped in Canada.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Where were you during the Great Sandwich Punning of 2025?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/11/2025
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 05/11/2025
“You're not alone in wanting a better world, one in which cars are relegated to their proper use. Cars are tools that can be useful at certain times and places. They’re not gods. They’re not the foundation of our society. They should serve us. We should not serve them. There can be life after cars.”
A hand holds a hardcover book, “Life After Cars”, inside a three-storey bike parking facility beneath Utrecht Centraal Station.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I remember watching the Jays win in 1993 in the University of King’s College bar in Halifax, NS, and there was no stress.
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Sara @sportsandsuffering.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldn’t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.
a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
That was so much fun to watch.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
oh right, by popular demand here's the link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
youtube.com
"Get Behind Anything" 2025 MLB World Series Hype Video Promo | Toronto Blue Jays
YouTube video by @iamwillycool
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It’s a great time to be Geddy Lee.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sportsnet with the after-the-fact coarse language warning for the Blue Jays 😆
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Canadian Jean-Marc Doiron ran yesterday’s Toronto Waterfront Marathon while juggling every step of the way, with only one drop, in 3:01:57. He was on pace to break the joggling marathon Guinness World Record of 2:50:12 through the half in 1:23 but faded with muscle cramps. Amazing effort.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hands-free cellphone calls while driving are just as dangerous and should be banned from auto tech.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Velomobile ftw! youtu.be/IoZ1tY0zaFY?...
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Cruising at 45 km/h in a Versatile Velomobile
YouTube video by Michal "The Joggler" Kapral
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I love that the "OK Blue Jays" song is just a reminder for the team to play the appropriate sport
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I wish "antifa" had not gained such widespread usage. If we just said "anti-fascist," then it would be immediately clear to anyone what the opposite of that is.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Shot in my home town!
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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Happy #equinox!
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/09/2025
America, online: www.todayintabs.com/p/groyper-wa...
So in summary: it appears that this was a shooting where the victim, an influencer, was answering a question from another influencer when he was shot by a third influencer, after which a fourth influencer documented the ensuing chaos and a host of other influencers registered their takes, before the director of the FBI (an influencer) and the deputy director of the FBI (another influencer) announced the alleged shooter’s apprehension with a quote from Mad Max.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I DNFed the Haliburton Forest 100 Mile Trail Race but took the best nap of my life at 110k.
Runner sleeping like a log on a trail at night
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Renee DiResta @noupside.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I wrote a book ab this. It isn't evenly distributed. It happened gradually over a decade. Recommendation engines helped. But mostly it's the product of a propaganda campaign that made being anti-vax an article of *right wing identity*. 📖 Invisible Rulers: The People Who Turn Lies Into Reality.
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Small towns have most of the amenities of daily life. For people who live and work in the same town, the only trips outside the town are occasional things like shopping in the big city or seeing a specialist in another town, things a car share would excel at. Most trips are bikeable!
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Bratislava @nondescriptive.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This obituary is remarkable. Nina must have been an absolute force.
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Michal Kapral @mkapral.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Through the wild adventures of others and about 1,000 scientific studies, THE EXPLORER’S GENE by Alex Hutchinson will take you on a journey into your own self. I came away from it itching to apply its lessons to my life. (Disclosure: Alex is a friend.)
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