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@mjhvincent.bsky.social
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Water professional and environmental scientist. Badass science crone. Sometimes nearly Supermom. Black Lives Matter. she/her

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/10/2026
"I don’t know what every person in that group saw or knew. But I am raising one of the others. The boy who might someday be in the room. Or holding the phone. The boy who didn’t do it. The boy who could therefore spend the rest of his life explaining that he didn’t do anything." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YOU LEAVE THAT DORK ALONE MLB CANERA CREW!!!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I try not to overdo this bit but ... my man is begging for it. Let's go.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 13/07/2026
to be clear, our jurisdiction is managing the end product, specifically within our service area, not the cause.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us.

5:31 PM - 4 Jan 2018
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/05/2026
when I die I believe that I will be gone and whatever bizarre accident of chemistry makes up my consciousness will simply evaporate but if I am wrong I would quite like to be met by a seven foot tall skeleton with glowing blue eyes who TALKS LIKE THIS
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
trombonist or tromboner
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yub Nub motherfuckers
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 01/05/2026
ME FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS: Oh god, we need rain so bad. ME TODAY: Ugh, why is it all gray and drizzly?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Time to flip over to the Wild game and seethe at the Stars’ uniforms the whole time. THOSE ARE OUR COLORS YOU COWTURD FUCKS
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.
Norman Rockwell painting on man standing up during town hallHere are the 35 House members (23R, 12D) who voted against allowing SNAP (food stamp) benefits to cover the purchase of 'hot rotisserie chicken'

Angie Craig 
Tom Emmer
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:
A graph from Our World In Data showing a precipitous drop in child mortality starting in the late 1800s going from an average of 48% to global rate of 27% in 1950 to the 2020 infant mortality rate of 4%, with some countries having a rate as low as 0.3%
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
theres just no coming back from this without a complete tear down and rebuild of some of our most major institutions
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
How To Date An Undated World Map brilliantmaps.com/date-an-u...
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 24/03/2026
It was 30 years ago today, at Munn, against the Gophers, to tie an NCAA tournament game, Mike Legg introduced the world to "The Michigan" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPk...
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Mike Legg - 'The Michigan Goal' - Full Sequence - March 24, 1996 (High Quality)
YouTube video by HockeyWebCast (Robert Söderlind)
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/03/2026
As called, once again, by Jimmy Roselli and Griffin Wright on High Point student radio:
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/03/2026
march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020
a nice looking slotha wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”
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John "dadpool' Vincent @lus.is · 14/02/2026
👩‍🍳😗
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/02/2026
Put on the sparkly figure skating boys in the background at work you will surely not regret watching sparkle boys fall over on the ice with knife shoes on while pretending to work
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Shell 🐚 @mjhvincent.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Dr Joanne Williams @jowilliams.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If you are waiting for the rest of Bridgerton to drop and wondering what it would be like with more evil scheming sorcery (but also funny) @tkingfisher.com has got it covered. Spot on timing to read this gem.
Cover of Sorceress comes to call by T. Kingfisher. A fantasy white horse rears,  a background of black with embossed embroidered flowers.
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Caleb Bryant Miller @calebbryantmiller.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Remember, the Stand User could be anyone.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Abolish the police Abolish ICE Abolish the Republican Party Take over the other party and reform it entirely Good morning.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 16/01/2026
1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came. 2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came. 3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
OH NO! DISASTER! ILLINOIS STATE! Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
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BIG CHEECH CAKE @chelsisright.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
BlueSky is a football school
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
FCS Natty going to OT after: - Illinois State came back from down 14 - Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked - Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it - Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/01/2026
TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCH DOWN
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Montana St fan in a sea of other Montana St fans holding a sign that says TACO TIME
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/01/2026
Trinidad Chambliss:
Random Bullshit GO!!!!!!
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 02/01/2026
How is it possible that the best college quarterback from the state of Michigan is not the five-star Dante Moore, Bryce Underwood, or CJ Carr, but Grand Rapids own Trinidad Chambliss!
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
OSU, Bama and Georgia getting bounced in one 24-hour stretch would be a haters' straight flush
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 02/01/2026
Absolute banger of a Sugar Bowl.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Sickos meme
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/01/2026
🚨🚨SAFETY ALERT🚨🚨
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Julia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! 🎉 Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️ #HATM www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...
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Victor Laszlo Gets a Crowd To Sing "La Marseillaise" (Clip) | Casablanca (1942) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
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Joe N @tapin42.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13/12/2025
Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
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Michigan's 2026 Offensive Game Plan (HSR) @hooverstreetrag.org · 07/12/2025
Ohio State to Michigan, "You can't beat me 13-10 again." Michigan, "no...[points at massive bison in the background] but he can."
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thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
Alt: thor is standing in front of a city with his hands on his hips and his eyes closed .
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