Reposted by MizzPenzAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/10/2026Jake Bauers went back to baseball for healthcare coverage for his pregnant wife. Don’t get me wrong, I love sports. But having to return so you won’t go bankrupt for having a baby is insane. 752680463 0
Reposted by MizzPenzBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Six months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 19075531698 0
Reposted by MizzPenzLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4073529610622 1
MizzPenz @mizzpenz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sports catch phrases I despise: Pick Six Tush Push Crooked Number There are more but that’s all for now. 010 0
MizzPenz @mizzpenz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They just don’t get it. Or wait… maybe they do. Which makes it worse. 000 0
Reposted by MizzPenzChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.” 838197666226 0
MizzPenz @mizzpenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We truly live in the dumbest of times being so called led by the dumbest of people. How??? It’s mind boggling. 000 0
Reposted by MizzPenzShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185043407 0
Reposted by MizzPenzAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5943728613399 0
Reposted by MizzPenzVirginia Montanez @ginny.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is who John Fetterman sided with tonight. Gisele, blink twice and I will be there in 30 minutes, girl. 1264 0
Reposted by MizzPenzAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews. 390309727716 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one 1687244018464 0
Reposted by MizzPenzdan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/09/2026Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time. 2192859428 0
Reposted by MizzPenzJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/09/2026John Fetterman is a horrible, lazy, self-centered, pathetic excuse for a human being. What a truly terrible person. 1612434713 0
Reposted by MizzPenzCosmicRami 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @rami.spaceaustralia.com · 04/09/2026An incredible image, and overall winner of this year's Australian Geographic Nature Photography award. Using a DJI Mavic 3 Pro (drone), Matt Deakin captured an extremely rare moment - seeing a critically endangered Sawfish in the wild and passing by a Turtle, off the Pilbara coast in WA. 222014596 0
Reposted by MizzPenzBradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026These people had protected status. They lived here legally. They worked, they paid taxes. They made lives. Raised families. Now we’ve dehumanized them. Ripped away that protection and told them to get out. This is a stain on the soul of this Nation. 440107053481 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Love this!! (And everything she ever wrote ) 2523861 0
Reposted by MizzPenzJoe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is a perfect tweet.👇 201382280 0
Reposted by MizzPenzChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It would be nice to have people in charge who weren’t totally insane 481684178 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Americans are begging the president to do literally anything about inflation, and he’s just sitting in the Oval Office changing the names of lakes. 912822 0
Reposted by MizzPenzChantzy @chantzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Decades before Dolly Parton helped fund research supporting Moderna's Covid-19 mRNA vaccine, she raised money for people with HIV and AIDS and joined the 90s "Break the Silence" campaign promoting AIDS awareness, sex education & condom use - at a time when doing so in country music took courage. 3558291293 0
Reposted by MizzPenzAlly Sammarco @allysammarco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Using a children’s book to make fun of children being detained, neglected and isolated from their parents is next level fucked up 2433623933 0
Reposted by MizzPenzThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The teachers who can barely afford to buy school supplies for their students are performing free medical procedures on them. 2603920770 0
Reposted by MizzPenzThe New Republic @newrepublic.com · 19/08/2026Mike Caruso, a close ally of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, has been arrested and charged with five felonies. trib.al/nfKt7TJtrib.alDeSantis Appointee Arrested on Child Sexual Abuse ChargesMike Caruso, a close ally of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, has been arrested and charged with five felonies. 71779313 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMonkeytime @tmorman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Imagine having to choose between not driving and outing yourself as trans every time you enter a club, buy an alcoholic beverage, go to a building where security personnel check ID (an office building, your kid’s school), vote, rent a car, check into a hotel or are stopped for a traffic violation." 4562154 0
Reposted by MizzPenzNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Doctors say that childhood vaccines save thousands of lives. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests say they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust. 473579801 0
Reposted by MizzPenzRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/08/2026They reflexively booed when Lombardo mentioned the officer because the racist pieces of shit who go to these Trump rallies heard an Arabic-sounding name. Austin Abdelnabi was a Marine veteran killed in the line of duty. bsky.app/profile/atru... 2072896829 0
Reposted by MizzPenzIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 06/08/2026Something I've noticed is that it seems like there's been a lot more diarrhea going on ever since we put a Greater Avatar of Diarrhea in charge of federal health services 351815235 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/08/2026Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform. 2612160114361 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." ― Margaret Atwood 14887442214 0
Reposted by MizzPenzAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/08/2026NOTE: The lawyer/law firm that represented Trump in his Capital One money laundering lawsuit is the same lawyer Judge Williams referred to the bar for disciplinary action in the bogus Trump IRS lawsuit that resulted in the slush fund and tax immunity. 6028101067 0
Reposted by MizzPenzDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty. 22662983110336 0
MizzPenz @mizzpenz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Refreshing to hear prominent people with a voice actually speak out. We need more of this please and thank you. 030 0
Reposted by MizzPenzMorgan @mport25.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Call me when it swallows a bus and we'll talk. My city doesit better. 2305 0
Reposted by MizzPenzWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke) 425220543078 0
Reposted by MizzPenzRoger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hey, dumbass: Everett, Washington is the exclusive home of the Boeing 747. Every single 747 ever made, including the 747-8 model gifted by Qatar, was assembled here. So yes, the US can, and DID, build a plane like this - including this one. Nice to see the "president" shit on American Manufacturing 2262591915 0
Reposted by MizzPenzTELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB @stoosh10.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Also, there's a Pitt football attendance joke here somewhere... #H2P 051 0
Reposted by MizzPenzJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026FIFA organizers are enraged as they were led to believe that it's always sunny in Philadelphia 261309226 0
Reposted by MizzPenzAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years. 14864802578 0
Reposted by MizzPenzThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it just kinda feels like a threat. 10697101 0
Reposted by MizzPenzHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It was 1970, and this was the first time Elton John played “Tiny Dancer” for his lyricist, Bernie Taupin, and his future wife, Maxine. 1181633319 0
Reposted by MizzPenzLuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Great day for a bath 💦 IG: birds_perfection 1045776772 0