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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11h

Her "immigration status" is that she's been a US citizen longer than either Melania Trump or Elon Musk. The Democrats SHOULD use this opportunity for 100% solidarity with one of their own, and throw the fucking kitchen sink at Trump and his Republicans. I doubt they will but would LOVE to be wrong.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

RANCH DRESSING: I’m named after where I’m from THOUSAND ISLAND: me too ITALIAN: si GREEK: naí FRENCH: oui RUSSIAN: da GREEN GODDESS: [high as fuck] whoa

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Hernest Jones IV @gaychel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

just a heads up, ICE is in Kent right now.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/10/2026

I love the Rams' complete disinterest in normal things like special teams and time zones

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

if you see kristi noem doing a stop drop and roll it’s bc kacey musgraves just lit her ass on fire

kacey musgraves, after seeing melted candle-faced kristi noem saying “l'll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I'm choosin' Texas, I'll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico,” replied, “I don't think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.”

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Playoff baseball is really fun, and much less stressful when your team is not involved (RIP 2026 M’s 🔱☹️🥴)

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Odyssey of the Mind World Finals, 1990 & 1991 over here!

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The death penalty on its own is morally indefensible; Turning it into a public spectacle is an abomination

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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is almost exactly what I say to my students. I don't have any use for your essays! You have use for your essays!

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me when the Dodgers play any other NL team: I hate those guys, they bought the last two titles, they’re everything that’s wrong with the modern game. Me when the Dodgers play the Barves:

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Celebrating Major League Baseball

Alt: Shohei is a ridiculously talented and likable ballplayer and also a dodger

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Neverending Story: Swamp of Sadness (RIP Artax 😢🐴) Messed me up really badly- still can’t bring myself to post a gif. Not so much “boo” scary; more “one day you and everyone you love will die” scary.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a matter of fact, I am a word nerd with a rural background who came of age in the nineties. How did you know?

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ben Johnson needs to dial up the 23 skidoo.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is absolutely golden. I can’t believe this website is free.

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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Don't know who made this. But we love you for making it ❤️

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💀Harvey🎃Ghoulfrouljoulsouldoul🧟‍♂️ @whipchatterly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All prose composed since 2009 has striven to reach the heights achieved here and fallen well short.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That’s not fair to Lear. He has an epiphany halfway through the play where he realizes the error of his ways. Trump is not capable of that level of introspection.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

(Cam Skattebo barges into the MRI tube) “what are they doing to you in here bro”

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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An ugly W counts the same as a beautiful W. Huge props to the Dark Side and a tip of the cap to Drew Lock (?).

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Awful decision by Maye, but man—shoutout to Josh Jobe and Nehemiah Pritchett. Legion of whom balled the f out tonight.

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

New swear unlocked everybody

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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This was absolutely incredible to watch live. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE SPORTS?!?

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Jacob Crouch @misteryacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

John L. Williams Fredd Young Rufus Porter Mack Strong Red Bryant

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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026

sci-fi director: in my movie I dressed the bad guys in space fascist chic as a cautionary tale the Trump admin: at last we have invented space fascist chic from the classic sci-fi movie Don’t Do Space Fascism

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