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1000xRESIST-pilled gamer lawyer duder.

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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't want to watch a movie about a tech billionaire unless the ending has them getting absolutely destroyed in some manner
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy Meme
ALT: Jerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy Meme
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rolled credits on Control Resonant. Giving it a 4.5/5: 1. I found it incredibly well balanced. Maybe I got lucky. Easily the most fun I’ve ever had PLAYING a Remedy game. 2. Basically every side thing and main mission was very memorable. 3. Story was very good but vibes not as thick as Alan wake 2
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am surprised to report, as a character action disliker, that Control Resonant so far is Remedy's best game. I'm going to guess I'm about 80% through the main story.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant is already the most emotionally poignant Remedy game by a mile. I've heard that the best moments are concentrated in the back third. But so far I've already had 3 or 4 moments that hit me like a truck and I'm going to guess I'm about halfway done.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The world needs another extremely divisive game. I’m here for it.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've had enough of this inequality. I will not rest until men are just as likely to have people generate porn depicting them without consent
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I played the entirety of the Star Wars Zero Company campaign and somehow never missed a 90% or greater chance shot. I wonder what the chances are of that.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm betting GTA VI will be really good but nothing about that extended look justifies all the secrecy. Thing looked like a normal GTA game and the tone was weirdly flat. Like a reveal demo formed by committee.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Arthur Schopenhauer. I am not gayer than Jerry Chen. I am not gayer than Keemstar. I am not gayer than Peter Taaffe. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every few months people are like “Is BlueSky dying” and every few months it doesn’t fucking matter because who gives a shit
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I get the feeling this is way too little, too late.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 07/07/2026
Control Resonant is releasing in September to avoid GTA 6, but they've got some big, fat, hairy competition on September 24th... youtu.be/5SZrmWAeqbY
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All tournaments need a fucking jokester superstar like Haaland
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NO WAY (soccer posting)
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Spiritually, S comes before R in the alphabet. I won't elaborate.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
EAST BAYYYY
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brooooooo? Wind’s howling!!!!!!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
At first I felt a little dorky admitting how hard I prepared for a game show but you know what, guys? STUDYING WORKS.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My favorite moment was almost wetting myself in chapter 7 because I was so enthralled I didn’t want to leave to go to the bathroom
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sorry babe, I can't come to bed, I'm building a relational database
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sam Altman's lawyer must be thrilled watching Elon Musk open all these cross examination doors
Article Screenshot: On the stand, Elon Musk is positioning himself as a savior.

In the high-profile trial between him and his fellow OpenAI co-founder, now CEO, Sam Altman, Musk opened by going through his background. He went as far back as being raised in South Africa and arriving in Canada for college with “2,500 in Canadian travelers’ checks and a bag of clothes and books,” then spent an unusually long time talking about his past, from Zip2 to PayPal to the current, more familiar slate of companies he now runs.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you're going to lie as a witness, at least make it plausible
"Apparently OpenAI could have had an ICO.Musk describes various plans that the group batted around for making money at OpenAI, including a “small adjunct” for-profit and other ideas. “One of the ideas that was proposed was a cryptocoin issuance — but I was against that because it sounded kinda scammy,” Musk says."
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Undecided voters during Presidential Elections
Screenshot from Skate Story, a game about a glass demon that eats moons
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MY TWO FAVES IN ONE PLACE
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sunset visitor 斜陽過客 | Prove You're Human - Wishlist Now! @sunsetvisitor.studio · 09/04/2026
An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NEW @sunsetvisitor.studio GAME LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME. PROVE YOU'RE HUMAN WATTT
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My Claude Code instance just rick rolled me. I'm testing a Youtube upload integration and it got the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up to test authorization. I don't even know what to say.
Google Script Execution Log reading Youtube Description of Never Gonna Give You Up
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I wish I could make everyone know that I bought my car before Elon went crazy (I drive a 2015 Toyota Camry)
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m at ICE HQ
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Me after a month of claude code
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a person is typing on a typewriter and the words it 's an ocean are visible
Alt: Alan wake saying its not a lake, its an ocean
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's a testament to tech exec hubris that anyone thinks they can survive a Decoder interview without looking like a huge dummy
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So happy for afroman
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is the existential version of being deeply closeted
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Niko Bowie @nikobowie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Michael B. Jordan as Wallace: “so how do you get to be the king?”
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
MBJ is killing this speech off the cuff I love him
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A tie at the Oscar’s is not something I thought was possible? But I guess how would you have a tiebreaker?
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Me, a month ago: lol I know nothing about development Me, today: I can't believe I tried to do a prisma push through the pooler AGAIN lmao
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There's definitely going to be a movie in the future called --dangerously-skip-permissions
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Season 6 episode 9 of the New Girl Elon Musk jumpscare
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Using Claude Cowork to create a web-based app. Friend asks if it would be possible to do a certain thing. Me, thinking, probably, let me try it out over a few days. Claude Cowork institutes it in 30 minutes while I take a shower and brush my teeth.
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Here is her review, by the way. It's adorable.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Honestly I think the leadup to the Iraq war was worse than all this because the buy-in was so all-encompassing. I keep asking myself how anyone could fall for it again but the thing is, they mostly haven't
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This thread is my exact experience making a certain attorney tool that I've wanted for a few years but was shocked nobody seemed to make very well. I built it with Claude code in 15 minutes.
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