Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't want to watch a movie about a tech billionaire unless the ending has them getting absolutely destroyed in some manner 000
Reposted by CobbleRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise. 592676280
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy MemeALT: Jerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy Meme 020
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/20267. I do miss the design of the original Control. There’s a lot of crazy imagery but it’s mostly similar across the same vein. Though thematically the designs are very justified. 8. I ended up loving the level design. Everything is incredibly well thought out. 9. Can’t wait to keep playing. 020
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/20264. I really appreciate how instead of having a single musical moment, it made music incorporated into the moments more consistently. 5. Towards the end it uses a trope I hate and that portion lasts like 30 mins. 6. Story is more emotional, less cerebral than other remedy stuff. 111
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rolled credits on Control Resonant. Giving it a 4.5/5: 1. I found it incredibly well balanced. Maybe I got lucky. Easily the most fun I’ve ever had PLAYING a Remedy game. 2. Basically every side thing and main mission was very memorable. 3. Story was very good but vibes not as thick as Alan wake 2 130
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026While I've loved Remedy's Ashtray Maze/We Sing type stuff, it could have gotten old quick. Without spoiling too much, Resonant finds ways to incorporate music without it being the whole point and do it more often and every moment so far ROCKS/HITS HARD/SLAPS. 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am surprised to report, as a character action disliker, that Control Resonant so far is Remedy's best game. I'm going to guess I'm about 80% through the main story. 100
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Found myself tearing up at that moment, I was like wtf is going on with me 160
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Control Resonant is already the most emotionally poignant Remedy game by a mile. I've heard that the best moments are concentrated in the back third. But so far I've already had 3 or 4 moments that hit me like a truck and I'm going to guess I'm about halfway done. 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The world needs another extremely divisive game. I’m here for it. 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm afraid that based on that name people won't realize the show is actually about cryptocurrency 121
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've had enough of this inequality. I will not rest until men are just as likely to have people generate porn depicting them without consent 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I played the entirety of the Star Wars Zero Company campaign and somehow never missed a 90% or greater chance shot. I wonder what the chances are of that. 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'm betting GTA VI will be really good but nothing about that extended look justifies all the secrecy. Thing looked like a normal GTA game and the tone was weirdly flat. Like a reveal demo formed by committee. 010
Reposted by Cobbledisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Arthur Schopenhauer. I am not gayer than Jerry Chen. I am not gayer than Keemstar. I am not gayer than Peter Taaffe. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am. 0637
Reposted by CobbleMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every few months people are like “Is BlueSky dying” and every few months it doesn’t fucking matter because who gives a shit 554369607
Reposted by CobbleInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death! 583346559
Reposted by CobbleMinnMax @minnmax.com · 07/07/2026Control Resonant is releasing in September to avoid GTA 6, but they've got some big, fat, hairy competition on September 24th... youtu.be/5SZrmWAeqbY 1412
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 05/07/2026All tournaments need a fucking jokester superstar like Haaland 010
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I agree with this, and also as formerly one of those people, for a lot of them it's really just a skill issue 030
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026static.klipy.comBen Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The TownALT: Ben Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The Town 090
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Spiritually, S comes before R in the alphabet. I won't elaborate. 000
Reposted by CobbleMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026At first I felt a little dorky admitting how hard I prepared for a game show but you know what, guys? STUDYING WORKS. 731970108
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/05/2026My favorite moment was almost wetting myself in chapter 7 because I was so enthralled I didn’t want to leave to go to the bathroom 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026sometimes you gotta take a break from the intense stuff and play a few hours as a terrorist instead 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Sorry babe, I can't come to bed, I'm building a relational database 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Sam Altman's lawyer must be thrilled watching Elon Musk open all these cross examination doors 010
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If you're going to lie as a witness, at least make it plausible 000
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Fanfiction Idea: "There is a Drydock" about the dramatic measures taken to prevent the construction workers building it from getting emotional 010
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/04/2026As a software enthusiast who is only now actually building things thanks to vibe coding, I am constantly seeing how often software concepts are easily analogized to legal and physical concepts. As a "unified theory of everything" enjoyer it's been huge. 120
Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I KNOW ITS NOT THE ORCHARD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 030