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1000xRESIST-pilled gamer lawyer duder.

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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't want to watch a movie about a tech billionaire unless the ending has them getting absolutely destroyed in some manner
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy Meme
ALT: Jerma: Every Single Person Is My Enemy Meme
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
7. I do miss the design of the original Control. There’s a lot of crazy imagery but it’s mostly similar across the same vein. Though thematically the designs are very justified. 8. I ended up loving the level design. Everything is incredibly well thought out. 9. Can’t wait to keep playing.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4. I really appreciate how instead of having a single musical moment, it made music incorporated into the moments more consistently. 5. Towards the end it uses a trope I hate and that portion lasts like 30 mins. 6. Story is more emotional, less cerebral than other remedy stuff.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rolled credits on Control Resonant. Giving it a 4.5/5: 1. I found it incredibly well balanced. Maybe I got lucky. Easily the most fun I’ve ever had PLAYING a Remedy game. 2. Basically every side thing and main mission was very memorable. 3. Story was very good but vibes not as thick as Alan wake 2
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
While I've loved Remedy's Ashtray Maze/We Sing type stuff, it could have gotten old quick. Without spoiling too much, Resonant finds ways to incorporate music without it being the whole point and do it more often and every moment so far ROCKS/HITS HARD/SLAPS.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am surprised to report, as a character action disliker, that Control Resonant so far is Remedy's best game. I'm going to guess I'm about 80% through the main story.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Found myself tearing up at that moment, I was like wtf is going on with me
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant is already the most emotionally poignant Remedy game by a mile. I've heard that the best moments are concentrated in the back third. But so far I've already had 3 or 4 moments that hit me like a truck and I'm going to guess I'm about halfway done.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes it’s great and totally different.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The world needs another extremely divisive game. I’m here for it.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm afraid that based on that name people won't realize the show is actually about cryptocurrency
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've had enough of this inequality. I will not rest until men are just as likely to have people generate porn depicting them without consent
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
put a nsfw filter on this
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I played the entirety of the Star Wars Zero Company campaign and somehow never missed a 90% or greater chance shot. I wonder what the chances are of that.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Prove You're Human takes place in the FBC
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm betting GTA VI will be really good but nothing about that extended look justifies all the secrecy. Thing looked like a normal GTA game and the tone was weirdly flat. Like a reveal demo formed by committee.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Arthur Schopenhauer. I am not gayer than Jerry Chen. I am not gayer than Keemstar. I am not gayer than Peter Taaffe. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
MinnMax is brat
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every few months people are like “Is BlueSky dying” and every few months it doesn’t fucking matter because who gives a shit
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I get the feeling this is way too little, too late.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Was the elder Millennial Rizzler Andy Milonakis
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
unc status confirmed
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 07/07/2026
Control Resonant is releasing in September to avoid GTA 6, but they've got some big, fat, hairy competition on September 24th... youtu.be/5SZrmWAeqbY
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All tournaments need a fucking jokester superstar like Haaland
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No way indeed.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
NO WAY (soccer posting)
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I agree with this, and also as formerly one of those people, for a lot of them it's really just a skill issue
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Ben Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The Town
ALT: Ben Affleck & Jeremy Renner in The Town
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Spiritually, S comes before R in the alphabet. I won't elaborate.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
EAST BAYYYY
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Brooooooo? Wind’s howling!!!!!!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
At first I felt a little dorky admitting how hard I prepared for a game show but you know what, guys? STUDYING WORKS.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My favorite moment was almost wetting myself in chapter 7 because I was so enthralled I didn’t want to leave to go to the bathroom
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I know a silkpost when I see one
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
sometimes you gotta take a break from the intense stuff and play a few hours as a terrorist instead
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sorry babe, I can't come to bed, I'm building a relational database
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Sam Altman's lawyer must be thrilled watching Elon Musk open all these cross examination doors
Article Screenshot: On the stand, Elon Musk is positioning himself as a savior.

In the high-profile trial between him and his fellow OpenAI co-founder, now CEO, Sam Altman, Musk opened by going through his background. He went as far back as being raised in South Africa and arriving in Canada for college with “2,500 in Canadian travelers’ checks and a bag of clothes and books,” then spent an unusually long time talking about his past, from Zip2 to PayPal to the current, more familiar slate of companies he now runs.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you're going to lie as a witness, at least make it plausible
"Apparently OpenAI could have had an ICO.Musk describes various plans that the group batted around for making money at OpenAI, including a “small adjunct” for-profit and other ideas. “One of the ideas that was proposed was a cryptocoin issuance — but I was against that because it sounded kinda scammy,” Musk says."
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Undecided voters during Presidential Elections
Screenshot from Skate Story, a game about a glass demon that eats moons
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fanfiction Idea: "There is a Drydock" about the dramatic measures taken to prevent the construction workers building it from getting emotional
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
EXCUSE ME?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What’s your choice?
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
As a software enthusiast who is only now actually building things thanks to vibe coding, I am constantly seeing how often software concepts are easily analogized to legal and physical concepts. As a "unified theory of everything" enjoyer it's been huge.
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MY TWO FAVES IN ONE PLACE
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I KNOW ITS NOT THE ORCHARD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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