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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Every so often I'll be reminded of how Jack Black broke up Tenacious D because Kyle Gass said something True and just get mad about it again.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's really impressive how the social capital of the United States has tanked, globally Like let's just jump to yuan as the reserve currency already...

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is the kind of stuff that, even when another administration comes in and reverses this, the US will have already lost so much potential incoming talent. Immigration used to be a relatively safe (though daunting) process, and now it can be switched on and off every few years.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He may be a weirdo (derogatory) but I gotta appreciate the contemplative satisfaction on his face hearing people belt out a song he performed a million times, not having to perform himself, just hear it reflected back

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every so often I'm reminded of how badly Star Wars bungled Captain Phasma

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Totally Flipping Out www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They didn't "decompile" and the product appears to be (largely) in alpha at the moment... I'm suspicious of any product that puts this much hype (their site has a "press kit" link) ahead of stability and functionality.

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2026

I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.

The Trump administration says none of this is happening.

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children."

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Idk if anyone has proposed this but here goes... Alexander's Paradox: For the number of power cables (N), where the number of connected/active power is N-1, the probability of connecting to a powered connection is 50%

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pretty wild going back over your old audio recordings and finding some truly good stuff.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Was also thinking "ghost-tastic scare-rot" but I think the pun might get lost

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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A Hark! A Vagrant classic

Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's fine ... Just let your dancers do the promo work without additional pay 🙄

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm sure part of it is due to licensing/rights whatever but come on. Get it in the contracts. Give people something to *see* to get them into it

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Idk what's up with ballet on YouTube but the actual companies need to step up their game. These 1.5 minute clips are BS

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Little Monsters. I *hated* the film and I felt kind of crazy for not being able to enjoy it like my peers... Scared me and I dreaded it coming up as a potential movie option at sleepovers

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Little Monsters

ALT: Little Monsters

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Started coyote vs acme and it is aggressively up my alley

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lot of good points made in the replies but "Anything Else" is a pretty overt (weaker) repeat of Annie Hall, down to some of the gags

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Felt like freakin macgyver, jumpin the CMOS on my motherboard with a paperclip

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would be fine with either, but being on the eastern edge of my time zone makes me prefer DST. The main issue being that people get a little more daylight at the end of the day of work. The better option is a shorter work day, of course

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if you're a dog owner who has had to say goodbye to that most loyal companion, the dream of having a conversation with them is just so tempting and heartbreaking in its own right. Couple that with Sirius's extended lifespan...

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I recently learned of the novel Sirius by Olaf Stapledon. Only a couple chapters in and I don't know if I'm really emotionally prepared for where this book is going. (This is a recommendation)

Screenshot of Sirius by Olaf Stapledon passage, "Whatever happens to him ever, I how did you say it, Sirius, you foolish dear?'
He put in a quick sentence, and she continued, 'Oh, yes, I am the scent that he will follow always, hunting for God.'"

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The cassette design with the cartridge front and back with clear plastic on the edge of the cassette is next level

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lol, and he's right next to OpenAI in the photo. The symbolism is too obvious

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like to think gets psyched up for these speeches by yelling at a picture of Maynard G Krebs in the green room.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nick revealing he lives an extremely hollow existence.

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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Stravinsky meets Tchaikovsky in the Lands Between"

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is my semi-annual post that Elden Ring would make an amazing ballet. 🩰 Potentially on the level of Giselle. I am not kidding.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026

A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/09/2026

[blasting unholy light into my retinas from the doom ingot past midnight] i can't wait to go to bed

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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026

keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986)

a white man, a jamaican woman, an african man, and a black man walk into a restaurant....

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 17/09/2026

we’re tearing apart walls in a house that was built in the early 1900’s, i offered my coworker a mask. he said “haha no thanks i’m not a fucking liberal” lmao. bro. there is shit that forms new types of cancer in these walls, but by all means, go ahead. thin your heard, playboy.

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Let my ADHD get the better of me and decided I'd do homemade pasta and sauce. Nothing too crazy, but still feels like ancient wisdom making dough from flour and egg.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026

i thought this was neat ballsandstrikes.org/ethics-accou...

Screenshotted excerpt from the linked article, with the final two sentences highlighted in green, reading as follows:

Courts have an array of options for punishing noncompliance and compelling the administration to follow court orders. The most glaringly underutilized tool judges have at their disposal is the power of contempt, which allows judges to compel testimony and to impose penalties like escalating fines or even imprisonment. Sometimes, the mere threat of contempt is sufficient to trigger remedial action: In January, for instance, after the administration failed to release a habeas petitioner from immigration detention as directed, a federal district court ordered the acting director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement to “appear personally before the Court and show cause why he should not be held in contempt.”

In its order, the court acknowledged that compelling an agency head to testify was “an extraordinary step,” but reasoned that “the extent of ICE’s violation of court orders is likewise extraordinary,” and that “lesser measures have been tried and failed.” Within hours, the government released the petitioner. Members of the Trump administration had no desire to follow the law, but they had even less desire to explain themselves under penalty of perjury.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music

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Stochastic Scare-rot 🦜🎃⌋ @mistahben.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Okay, so I havent seen the Odyssey, but I really liked this video. Gets to the little "hitch" I have with Christopher Nolan movies - not that he's 'bad' but that they don't totally land with me. youtu.be/0NMVKoZBbco?...

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The Odyssey is Kino Slop

YouTube video by Comporio

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