Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dating a younger guy is just this every day of your life 1100
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is this a safe space to say that all this discourse about rape/sexual assault has me thinking basically 24/7 that I genuinely wish I was a lesbian. Sure some women are shitty people but I just think my odds of not becoming entangled with a sexually abusive monster would be better. 170
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Update he accidentally left his jacket here and he came back to get it and we talked and kissed then went on a walk and got pastries 😭 4200
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A guy just came to fix my oven and microwave and he is soooo cute & we hit it off & now I have a date to go fishing this weekend lol I also would’ve owed like $300 for the visit + labor but he marked the call down as being covered under a special warranty program so it was freeeeee 1140
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice? 102967354
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have to say that despite me finding this site extremely….idk, Mr. Magoo-esque, it is SO refreshing not seeing a bunch of rapists and rapist defenders and wannabe rapists replying to every post about the Cornell victim or sexual assault in general. 2190
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doingslate.comIt Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage. 151046261
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My Twitter account is kaputz bc I told an admitted rapist to k*ll himself lol 9230
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/20269 days until Vermont with my gorls @defnotadino.bsky.social @ginerso.bsky.social woohoooooo 071
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ken Klippenstein is posting snarky, self-congratulatory, fake “apologies” about Platner on Twitter but I don’t see it posted here, which is hilarious to me. Can’t even stand ten toes down. 3150
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Gonna be hanging out here for a while because I got rape threats on Twitter again 😬 5180
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It helps to have a Type A bestie who you know will have anything you’d need anyway lol 180
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Dropping in to say I’ve been doing reformer Pilates and heavy squats and deadlifts and hip thrusts for a good while now and my ass is really assing 6360
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Never forget how insane Italian Americans are 2335
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethThe Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026 4459771963
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teethnobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Happy anniversary @stangleskid.bsky.social 🙌🏾 134214
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethCaitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times 7576622195
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026“Oh you like that sentence? Well, replace all the words with different words. Doesn’t seems like such a great sentence now, does it?” 626819
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hard disagree, I think this is an indicator of things moving in the right direction finally 0100
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026On my period while recovering from strep, this is how it ends 180
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teethlocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head 6255476422
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Bananas always rot fast when you want to eat the bananas and slow when you just want to make banana bread 1121
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 23/02/2026They’re doing ableisms the likes of which we’ve never seen over on Twitter right now, so imma hang out here for a bit 3200
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged 0498
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Attacked by olive oil 1396
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Look at all these nice things Dee is saying about me 🥹 0160
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethRudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons 218208865415
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teethnobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 15/12/2025so......we not gone talk about the picture or.... Attorney: please stop doing hot poses Luigi da Gawd: wait just one more 5406
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethMelyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring. 992124111
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Who watched the first two eps of Heated Rivalry and wants to talk about it with me?? Obsessed with the beautiful gay hockey show and its beautiful leads. 140
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teethnobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Food discourse? Y'all were saying you've never had Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. Y'all were picking green bean casserole over anything else. There is no discourse to be had. You gotta sort your life out first. 12504
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Leslie Lee’s spouse now actively harassing me on Twitter, including accusing me of things I never did (either bc they’re lying or had me confused with someone else). That man is dead, how is he still somehow a pain in my fucking ass????? 060
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse TeethMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare. 288325484822
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Oooo I have a lot of these. Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language! 060
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 16/11/2025People should consider for a moment that many people are only comfortable talking openly about being harassed, stalked, and doxxed once the person doing it is no longer able to continue doing so. That might be why you are only hearing now about how a certain “advocate” was not a good person. 2243
Reposted by Dead Eyes, Horse Teethinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 15/11/2025i swear if i see any of you mothefuckers rallying around marjorie taylor greene i will disown you 6975
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better. 1352
