Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026💕The loves of my life 💕 @defnotadino.bsky.social @ginerso.bsky.social 7463
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@ginerso.bsky.social made us flatbread with peaches, crispy ham, mozzarella, lemon-chili ricotta, pistachio-arugula pesto, and hot honey and it’s so delicious I’m about to propose 1200
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dating a younger guy is just this every day of your life 1100
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ken Klippenstein is posting snarky, self-congratulatory, fake “apologies” about Platner on Twitter but I don’t see it posted here, which is hilarious to me. Can’t even stand ten toes down. 3150
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Dropping in to say I’ve been doing reformer Pilates and heavy squats and deadlifts and hip thrusts for a good while now and my ass is really assing 6360
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 11/11/2025One of the most devastating insults I’ve ever read. That it’s about Elon Musk is even better. 1352
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Find best friends who will help you out no questions asked (ILY @ginerso.bsky.social) 1261
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Just thought everyone should see this 1170
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 27/10/2025You know what, at least like 60% of Americans know our country fucking sucks & we speak about it accordingly. 98% of English people I encounter think they live in a utopia instead of on TERF Island where black pepper is considered “too spicy.” 2141
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Probably gonna get screamed at for this, but their email had me rolling 😂 1190
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 27/10/2025A Time To Kill, although The Net is an all-timer 030
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Love to order a “small” drink at the movies lol 6220
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Decades on the Internet and this is the funniest thing that anyone has ever said to me. 2321
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Since she deleted it but I believe in wellness, @ladytehilah.bsky.social believes that strangers opining on other’s health is necessary and good. Pls take a look at her info and reply here with what ailments you think she may have. Even if she seems like she wants you to stop, she doesn’t. 480
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Free him now, we can’t have people this funny in jail over a little gambling 1201
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Libertarians never beating the pedo allegations 1220
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Imagine paying thousands of dollars for a bed that doesn’t work if there’s a web outage. You deserve this!!! 1150
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025This is what counts for baseball analysis by Barstool sports guys lmao (the video is Josh Naylor jumping up to block a thrown double play ball). 390
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Ate homemade Indian food for dinner and I’m so happy but I also feel like this guy now 2220
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/10/20259 years ago, me and my girlfriends made it into several European papers, including this Norwegian one, thanks to a Reuters photographer at Oktoberfest in Munich lol 2311
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Gm remind me to windex my mirror later 3200
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Am I being negged? Is this some weird phrenology thing?? Is “chins” a porn thing I’m unaware of? Is my chin really that stunning? So many questions. 8190
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/10/2025There are men in their 40s still opening with lines like this 12490
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 17/10/2025This “redacted” interview of an “anonymous” person about the Titan submersible incident is frying me. 5314
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Made it to Gemma’s and Jasper is ready for cuddles 3420
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 07/04/2025The group chat is ready for #TheWhiteLotus lol 580
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 22/01/2025This is how I cheer up @defnotadino.bsky.social btw lol 0110
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Went to the coffee shop and saw u there 2260
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Me finding out that it’s “fat cock Friday” on BlueSky 5171
Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 06/07/2023My stomach has been achy, but I know what will help: a bunch of pistachio gelato 150
