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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth

@missjayjay.bsky.social
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Vampiric Cult Leader.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heading out to dinner like
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dating a younger guy is just this every day of your life
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this a safe space to say that all this discourse about rape/sexual assault has me thinking basically 24/7 that I genuinely wish I was a lesbian. Sure some women are shitty people but I just think my odds of not becoming entangled with a sexually abusive monster would be better.
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe we will let you join us for s’mores if you bring the marshmallows!!!
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7!!!!
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I tell you this man is soooo beautiful I was actually speechless and stuttered when I first met him.
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He swears it was an accident but I just don’t know lol
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update he accidentally left his jacket here and he came back to get it and we talked and kissed then went on a walk and got pastries 😭
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Funnily enough he only came because a different guy called out of work a couple weeks ago which made me super annoyed at the time but now I’m happy lol
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A guy just came to fix my oven and microwave and he is soooo cute & we hit it off & now I have a date to go fishing this weekend lol I also would’ve owed like $300 for the visit + labor but he marked the call down as being covered under a special warranty program so it was freeeeee
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is literally so bad over there, it’s shocking even for Twitter standards how many men are not just defending rape, but saying more women should be raped. It’s disgusting. I can’t believe that is the state of the male gender in 2026.
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have to say that despite me finding this site extremely….idk, Mr. Magoo-esque, it is SO refreshing not seeing a bunch of rapists and rapist defenders and wannabe rapists replying to every post about the Cornell victim or sexual assault in general.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 29/09/2026
Wrote about the decline and fall of SCOTUSblog, which used to be the single best resource for Supreme Court stuff, and (thanks to some intervening crimes committed by its co-founder) is now a weird platform for conservative pundits to talk about what a good job the conservative justices are doing
slate.com
It Was the Essential Home of Supreme Court News. Now It’s a Joke. What Happened?
How high-stakes poker brought down a pillar of Supreme Court coverage.
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf I said it several times lol
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was only a matter of time, tbh I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner bc I’ve told a LOT of Nazis and rapists to k*ll themselves over there
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My Twitter account is kaputz bc I told an admitted rapist to k*ll himself lol
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9 days until Vermont with my gorls @defnotadino.bsky.social @ginerso.bsky.social woohoooooo
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HE REALLY DID
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ILY MY BIG NATURALS CHEF
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Rite of passage, welcome to the club bb (zip-up sports bras are a great alternative if you’re ok with occasionally pinching a boob in it by accident)
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog 
Speech bubble over a quote tweet
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Biiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch
Linda stretching Linda stretching Linda stretching
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LINDA MY BABY!!!!!
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ken Klippenstein is posting snarky, self-congratulatory, fake “apologies” about Platner on Twitter but I don’t see it posted here, which is hilarious to me. Can’t even stand ten toes down.
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🙃🙃🙃
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Im still forming my prediction
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I was 2 for 2 from the beginning!!!
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hello funny boy
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Is this allowed
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gonna be hanging out here for a while because I got rape threats on Twitter again 😬
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Omg this is so important to me
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It helps to have a Type A bestie who you know will have anything you’d need anyway lol
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Dropping in to say I’ve been doing reformer Pilates and heavy squats and deadlifts and hip thrusts for a good while now and my ass is really assing
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
So rude for this to continue happening
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Yoga, allegedly @yoganerd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
splöot
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oh what a beautiful boy, I’m so sorry for your loss 🩷
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Never forget how insane Italian Americans are
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
She of course got paid the cheese tax after this
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Portrait of a Weenie
Close up picture of a brindle weenie dog’s face, her ears are perked up and she is looking slightly off camera, expecting treats
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026
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nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Happy anniversary @stangleskid.bsky.social 🙌🏾
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Doing the lord’s work lmao
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
LMAO ☠️☠️☠️
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The tushy 😭
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Huge free agent signing for the trans community. Happy for you and welcome to the girlies club! 🩷
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“Oh you like that sentence? Well, replace all the words with different words. Doesn’t seems like such a great sentence now, does it?”
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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hard disagree, I think this is an indicator of things moving in the right direction finally
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