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MissingNo Polaris

@missingnopolaris.bsky.social
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dumbass minecrafter and depressed cunt

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Nico D. @saturnesp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#commissionsopen
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8onfire @8onfire.com · 23/02/2025
What you see when you hold sweet berries or cooked rabbit #oc #minecraft #illustration
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DarkViperAU @darkviper.au · 24/01/2025
DarkViperAU $6000 Giveaway To Celebrate PC Upgrade (2x$3000) gleam.io/ofAN3/darkvi... To celebrate upgrading my system so I can record and upload content in 4k, I am sharing the love with a giveaway. Same way to enter as the last 30 odd giveaways, best of luck everyone!
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DarkViperAU $6000 Giveaway To Celebrate PC Upgrade (2x$3000)
As I am going to be upgrading my system with the newest 50 series graphics card so I can better produce my content in 4k and I figured I'd take the opportunity to share some love and do a giveaway. I would just give away a graphics card, but giving money is easier and people can just spend it on whatever they want. There will be two winners, each recieving $3000 USD. You will recieve the equivalent in your chosen currency e.g 3000 USD is 4,745.41 AUD. You will be contacted via email and social media. I will track you down based on the info you give basically. The money will be sent preferably via Wise or Paypal, but I will organize it with the winner via whatever means necessary due to the large amount. Winner will be announced publicly via community post, discord announcement, and Twitter/Blue Sky post.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Fellas, is it gay to experience joy?
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Someone just lectured me about the "honorable history" of suicide as a political protest and said, "You of all people should know about AIDS die-ins!" I was speechless, and then I said, "Do you think AIDS die-ins were events where people with AIDS took their own lives?" And he said "Yes." Help.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2024
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Biden Chases Soap Bubble Across Nation
WASHINGTON—Clapping with delight while attempting to catch the thin, floating film of cleaning liquid, President Joe Biden chased a soap bubble across the nation Thursday, Beltway sources confirme...
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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
You walk around aimlessly through the jungle for days until you are caught and mauled by the creature!
My cute black and orange Halloween plush cat. He sits politely on his grey pillow. He is very cute.
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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I have over 10 followers
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/02/2024
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750). To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
“Why is bluesky so dead” I ask to the 40 people I follow. “Does anyone know why nobody’s pointing on bluesky” I say to the several hundred people I follow on tumblr
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 22/02/2024
I hope they localize Mother 3 into every single language except for English.
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 21/02/2024
About how often would you guys say you think about this tumblr post. Probably only once or twice a day for me
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
"Prince Bonesaws bankrupts the House of Saud" would be one of the funniest things to happen in my life
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
who wrote this I just want to fuckin talk
Why you should never retire
Pleasure cruises, golf and tracing the family tree are not that fulfilling
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
everybody please clap ✨🏆✨
drawing of a great pyrenees dog on his back, surrounded by the text “tummy ache survivor”
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21/02/2024
remember that plant you insisted on calling an egg? this is her now
eggplant in the shape of a torso with breasts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/02/2024
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Dirty Clothes Hanging All Over Barely Used Peloton Instructor
AMES, IA—Stressing that he had thought the trainer would help him increase his level of physical activity, local man Greg Paloma admitted to reporters Wednesday that there were dirty clothes hanging a...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
"Well, I'd like to accept the administration's forgiveness of my student loans, but I simply cannot because the president is too old." No? His age doesn't impact his administration's results? Huh.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21/02/2024
Light Leap Years xkcd.com/2897
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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
You invite me to hang out but the moment I step in your door I turn into this and never change back
My little black and orange plush cat. It’s very round and it sits on a grey fluffy pillow. It has an orange little nose, too.
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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
You go to hang out with a tinder girl for a milkshake date and you get there & this is sitting there with two straws and 1 strawberry milkshake wyd
It’s my cute black cat plush. He has an orange striped tail and an orange nose and eyes. And orange striped ears. He is very cute, and he sits on a fluffy grey pillow.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 14/02/2024
longercat
the upper half of longercat
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
A father instructs a child to "get in your giant robot mother." The child gets in the giant robot mother. His father shakes a fist at him from a platform and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The kid in the giant robot mother fights another giant over a cityscape. The other giant is labelled "your feelings." A person watching this program says "this is the greatest tv show I've ever seen."
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Rose lovers love beauty, Tesla lovers are trusting,
Cyber truck owners say they’re already rusting
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poqu @poqu.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
snow day <3
Illustration of piplup and torchic running on the snow with snow topped trees in the back. Piplup is wearing a brown winter hat.Illustration of piplup and torchic building a two-tiered snowman. The snowman is wearing a scarf that also wraps around piplup, who is hugging it. Torchic is in front, walking towards a stick with a mitten on it, while torchic also has a mitten on one of its big head feathers.Illustration of piplup and torchic happily riding a wooden sled down a snowy slope. Torchic is in front holding the pull rope with its beak while piplup rides in the back.Illustration of piplup and torchic on ice under a starry night sky. Piplup is confidently posing while skating, while torchic has fallen and is happily sitting and sliding on ice
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hcnone | WISHLIST Endless Monday In Progress @hcnone.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Happy Valentine's Day
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EebyDeeby • THE Masacrik yume @eebydeebydoodle.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
A bunch of w.i.p. drawings (ill finish it someday I swear ;-;)
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/01/2024
Fast Radio Bursts xkcd.com/2886
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
fucking stupid. just lazy
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
merry christmas blue sky . here is your gift
adults freak out in 10 minute hot car challenge
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
A fake Ladybird book called "Everything I don't like is woke; a book for basic dickheads"

The cover illustration is a young man pointing at a cat engine. He is saying "this engine is woke."
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/12/2023
The Las Vegas Sphere is much less impressive in the daylight
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
this pope tweet goes hard as hell tbh
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 08/12/2023
Today I managed to reach a real live human being at Senator Butler's office to register my concerns about KOSA. I went through my concerns that this bill would be used by red state AGs to silence queer people online. But then I did something that seemed to make an impression.
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
A four panel comic. The first a guy is looking at a line drawing of a globe and he says hey capitalism how’s it going? Panel 2 is a photo of the back of a chocolate bar that proclaims (in a wildly whimsical font choice) We’re “slave free” chocolate.” The third is the guy looking miserable and the fourth panel he’s going to”Jesus Christ”
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
What does a marine biologist wear to Hanukkah parties?
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Interested and Disgusted. 1898. peabodyhsi.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/v...
Two studio photos of the same medium haired tabby kitten side by side. In the first the kitten is sitting up and looking toward at something with interest, as if someone is waving a wand toy above its head. In the second photo it is siting up with its body in 3/4 profile, its head down and ears slightly back as if exasperated and sick of the photo shoot. Under the first photo is the word "interested" and under the second is "disgusted".
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Maine Coons are prone to horrifically painful musculoskeletal problems because humans keep breeding them larger and larger, yet all the comments on videos like this are "I want one!", "Where can I get one?!" The cruelty we've inflicted on cats by treating them like consumer goods is truly evil.
Screenshot of a smiling white female instagram influencer holding up a gigantic cream colored longhaired cat.
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Posting the traditional Christmas butt plug to kick off the holiday season
Christmas tree decoration in Paris
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Indie Stacks Fucks Around @oracleatbluesky.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
Good morning Bsky
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2024 I’m gonna be unstable
*unstoppable
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 06/12/2023
The Morning Monty puts his hands in the air like he just don’t care
Fluffy gray tabby strikes a dramatic pose with his paws over his head
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MissingNo Polaris @missingnopolaris.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
minceraft
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