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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 10h

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 22h

I want a Snuggie with no arms and leg holes. Or head hole. Just a bodybag really

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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OUT THE ORCHARD RACING TO THE CIDER PRESS GON' NEED A LIFTED F150 TO HARVEST DRIVING WITH MY JUICE UP NEVER LET A DRIP DROP FRESH-PICKED FROM THE TREE THATS MY ONLY PIT STOP HON-EY CRISP 200 ON THE FLAVOMETER CARAMEL DIP MAKE THE WHOLE BATCH TASTE LIKE AUTUMNER

a friend's photo from FB of LUDACRISP APPLES with the caption

"TIL THERE IS AN APPLE VARIETY CALLED LUDACRIP AND I WANNA TRY ONE"

Ludacrisp Apple

An opeen-pollinated Honeycrisp, the Ludacrisp is more tropical in flavo and is said to have complex nottes of spice, melon, strawberry, and pineapple. Perfec for fresh eating any fan of Honeycrisps will enjoy this variant.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 8h

There’s no way at 50, you actually land a guy you’re crushing on. Like NO WAY. Like Lucy is going to yank that football straight away, right? Im dying on the inside I’ve never been this thrilled. 🤩

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 17h

I may actually pass away. A man that I’m crushing hard on(OMG LOL) asked me out. This will be what kills me. I shall die happy let it be known. I like his stupid face so much.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 21h

Why can’t men just watch all the Cary Grant movies and figure this out. ITS NOT COMPLICATED

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I promise Im weird but like in the cool way. Not the loser way.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I have been sitting outside on this beautiful fall evening thinking about you and your stupid pretty face. Please text me so I can live in terror. Because I find you delightful and I think you’re cute. Damnit. This blows.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t want to fly too close to the sun, I want to fly directly into it.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Tangled is the best Disney princess movie change my mind.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What if they ensured that only men’s stories get told and written down? 👀

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Honestly I did expect apple cider + cinnamon sticks + everclear to be delicious and IT WAS. 🍎🍁🥃

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just send a message to a guy on Hinge and you think he’s cute.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Most common names in Hinge? Matt, Brian and Tim. Sigh seriously

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Idk what this is but it says the exact same thing 3 times. Is sky news having a stroke?

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just got yelled at when my kid said TikTok said to make a roux with water and flour. It’s butter and flour and I will not be corrected an application on your phone, missy. She is mad at me and has banished me to my room. *note she has started over with BUTTER 🤡🧈

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ugh and ew, but like 100k would solve a lot of peoples problems. Including me. Not just a travel bill or whatever shes got going on.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Followed by, “I’m a piece of shit” which is the caption over his head each and every time I have to look at him.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My favorite part of marriage is finding yourself replaceable. Thats my absolute fave.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

North by Northwest is fabulous even to this day. Great movie and she gives an understated performance 🩷

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sometimes people are bad and sometimes people are wrong and never trust a weird y in a name. And sometimes all three at the same time. And you’re gross and trash, megyn k. Cease and desist your “career” of rage baiting. Get a real job. Ugly is your brand you should recognize it.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

19 didnt want eat with her dad, his gf, his mom and one of his grandmas. I told her she needs to get used to the gf. She said “No I hope they break up. That’s what you get for still being married when you start that relationship.” I seriously believe they will get married when our divorce is final

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That Scott Guy @bisontattooguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today’s view of the Gardner River in Yellowstone National Park.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My tough as shit 80yo uncle told me last night that my grandma(his mother) beat the shit out of a male classmate in the town square when she was in 8th grade. I shall immediately erect a shrine to this absolute GOAT of a woman. F$ck men absolutely

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Please if I’m ever feeling sorry for myself… just reply with the words ‘marital rape’ and that should set me right.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

F$ck are we back to being nasty? Let me get out my binder

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not sure Im drunk enough for the discover people part of insta… I may need to be blackout drunk

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve been consoling my 80yo uncle for a week since his wife of 62 years passed. He’s devastated and can’t live without her. My husband of 24 years (now) came over to get the rest of his personal items from the house. What a difference in lives. Loyalty and devotion versus infidelity and disrespect.

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