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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 54m

Right? It’s very hard to feel that way when you have children. But alas we will also be dead. So yolo

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 11h

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I want a Snuggie with no arms and leg holes. Or head hole. Just a bodybag really

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UFO Citybusters @iankumohara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OUT THE ORCHARD RACING TO THE CIDER PRESS GON' NEED A LIFTED F150 TO HARVEST DRIVING WITH MY JUICE UP NEVER LET A DRIP DROP FRESH-PICKED FROM THE TREE THATS MY ONLY PIT STOP HON-EY CRISP 200 ON THE FLAVOMETER CARAMEL DIP MAKE THE WHOLE BATCH TASTE LIKE AUTUMNER

a friend's photo from FB of LUDACRISP APPLES with the caption

"TIL THERE IS AN APPLE VARIETY CALLED LUDACRIP AND I WANNA TRY ONE"

Ludacrisp Apple

An opeen-pollinated Honeycrisp, the Ludacrisp is more tropical in flavo and is said to have complex nottes of spice, melon, strawberry, and pineapple. Perfec for fresh eating any fan of Honeycrisps will enjoy this variant.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 9h

I also appreciate that weird brown pile of sticky whatever that some spilled, like what was that even at the start? I don’t recall anything that would be the end result of.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 10h

There’s no way at 50, you actually land a guy you’re crushing on. Like NO WAY. Like Lucy is going to yank that football straight away, right? Im dying on the inside I’ve never been this thrilled. 🤩

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 19h

I may actually pass away. A man that I’m crushing hard on(OMG LOL) asked me out. This will be what kills me. I shall die happy let it be known. I like his stupid face so much.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 23h

Why can’t men just watch all the Cary Grant movies and figure this out. ITS NOT COMPLICATED

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I promise Im weird but like in the cool way. Not the loser way.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I have been sitting outside on this beautiful fall evening thinking about you and your stupid pretty face. Please text me so I can live in terror. Because I find you delightful and I think you’re cute. Damnit. This blows.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

She’s violent She *right about everything* She don’t need no man Her parents are alive

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t want to fly too close to the sun, I want to fly directly into it.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I didn’t know she was still around. How do you get the gif of sex coach

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Tangled is the best Disney princess movie change my mind.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What if they ensured that only men’s stories get told and written down? 👀

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Honestly I did expect apple cider + cinnamon sticks + everclear to be delicious and IT WAS. 🍎🍁🥃

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you’re living your life vicariously through me, congratulations, you just send a message to a guy on Hinge and you think he’s cute.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Never forget Jon Stewart shamed him into oblivion like he deserves

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My ex took a picture back in the day with our little girls (they were in grade school) and his shirt said “Bacon gives me a lardon”

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Most common names in Hinge? Matt, Brian and Tim. Sigh seriously

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Idk what this is but it says the exact same thing 3 times. Is sky news having a stroke?

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just got yelled at when my kid said TikTok said to make a roux with water and flour. It’s butter and flour and I will not be corrected an application on your phone, missy. She is mad at me and has banished me to my room. *note she has started over with BUTTER 🤡🧈

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My wife: Can you read our baby a book? Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone. My wife: But then it won't be in your voice. Me: I can train a model. My wife: All my friends were right. You suck ass

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ugh and ew, but like 100k would solve a lot of peoples problems. Including me. Not just a travel bill or whatever shes got going on.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Followed by, “I’m a piece of shit” which is the caption over his head each and every time I have to look at him.

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theoneandonly 🧽🦀🐌🦑🐿️⭐️ @milliealexander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My favorite part of marriage is finding yourself replaceable. Thats my absolute fave.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives

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